My landlord is coming tomorrow -- plants are staying right here

ok edit tell them u and wife are busy lol dont invite a girl over or landlord will be least of your problems


My wife will be gone to a bday party with my daughter, but I'll get her to leave our one year old at home, and I can say it's nap time. Problem solved!
 
Even better.

Just remember... don't say anything at all unless you're prompted to by a sort of conflict of interest. It looks suspicious if you are spewing excuses for something before it's even an issue.
 
yep best way
i mean u dont know who the landlord might bring to do work then hired help turns out to be a ripper


True that, but I'm pretty sure it's just the landlord and her husband. He does the work, and she collects the rent. We've been here almost a year, and they haven't stopped by once except the week after we moved in, so they're due. I kinda think it's an excuse to look around and make sure we aren't trashing the place. I think if they wanted to inspect though, they simply would have called for an inspection.
 
My wife will be gone to a bday party with my daughter, but I'll get her to leave our one year old at home, and I can say it's nap time. Problem solved!


tell them one year old is sick with something contagious
well that might not good to say then if it happened u would feel u caused it by saying that
just tell them to fuck off u busy looking at porn while wife is gone
 
True that, but I'm pretty sure it's just the landlord and her husband. He does the work, and she collects the rent. We've been here almost a year, and they haven't stopped by once except the week after we moved in, so they're due. I kinda think it's an excuse to look around and make sure we aren't trashing the place. I think if they wanted to inspect though, they simply would have called for an inspection.

ok i got it place some drawings your kids made on door of grow and tell them other daughter is sleeping in there that should work
 
ok i got it place some drawings your kids made on door of grow and tell them other daughter is sleeping in there that should work

Naw that wouldn't work. Storage room has concrete floors, and is obviously for storage or washer/dryer (and of course my grow).
 
I was thinking I could put our cats in there, and shut the door, saying something like they just got flea bombed or something..

..then I remembered they don't know we have cats. I'll get the wife to take the pussies to the bday party too..
 
I was thinking I could put our cats in there, and shut the door, saying something like they just got flea bombed or something..

..then I remembered they don't know we have cats. I'll get the wife to take the pussies to the bday party too..

ROFL... good thing you thought this through so much... ;)
 
My only real concern with they possibly finding the grow is fan noise. I was thinking of pulling the power for a few hours (it'll be dark time for them anyways), but they I thought the odor might seep out without the fans running. I think I'll just make sure and have all the appliances running at the same time to drown out the fan noise.
 
Here's the good news, it's forcing me to clean and fix all the shit I've been procrastinating on for a while.

Weeds are cut, bushes trimmed, clutter uncluttered, hole in wall patched, and in the process I found my long lost vaporizer along with a close to empty bottle of Knob Creek whiskey.
 
I was thinking I could put our cats in there, and shut the door, saying something like they just got flea bombed or something..

..then I remembered they don't know we have cats. I'll get the wife to take the pussies to the bday party too..


damn u better think this through lol
just hang this on the door me.jpg
 
Here's the good news, it's forcing me to clean and fix all the shit I've been procrastinating on for a while.

Weeds are cut, bushes trimmed, clutter uncluttered, hole in wall patched, and in the process I found my long lost vaporizer along with a close to empty bottle of Knob Creek whiskey.

dont forget check under couch cushions all kinds of goodies there and change too
 
Here's the good news, it's forcing me to clean and fix all the shit I've been procrastinating on for a while.

Weeds are cut, bushes trimmed, clutter uncluttered, hole in wall patched, and in the process I found my long lost vaporizer along with a close to empty bottle of Knob Creek whiskey.

Hahhahahaha. Nothing like the threat of authority to get you to do shit.

Re: Fan noise, yeah, run the dishwasher or something... shit, just turn on some music at a level that doesn't need to be turned down to talk over and you'll be fine.

Edit: This should have been addressed sooner probably, but I assume you are venting to inside? You don't have the vent like, pointing out towards where they're going to work do you? Hah...
 
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