The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl. I thought she was a couple of years older than that.

I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father.

 
delvite

delvite

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................................................i know dwc and wilma have better yeilds that autopots, dont you think you could push the autopots with a co2 rich enviroment they could match yeild?
 
dura72

dura72

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ahve jist invented a new psychological term...'harvest psychosis'..it begins with the stress of havin to deal with the serious guff cumin fae yer grow room near chop time, progressing tae alternate states of worry about diseases, yeild, gettin yer door kicked in , then onto highs about potential smoke, financial solvency, ...flips again tae the sheer tedium of actually chopping the fuckers then into a limbo state of brain shutdown as you can only wait to the damn stuff dries and finally culminates in the sale of product and descends into a fuckin full period of sheer lunancy as you react to all the aforementioned shit while you've got a couple of spare grand to throw around. and then comes the hangover.
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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delvite said:
i do mine the same, lv my jiffys ;)
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Well the quality of Jiffys varies, the last bag I got had a fishing net type material and the Coco cracked exposing the clone roots.

These have like a cotton wool type material and the Coco stays squashed when you pack the clone in.

I can see myself doing a Jiffy plug field test!
 
delvite

delvite

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dura72 said:
ahve jist invented a new psychological term...'harvest psychosis'..it begins with the stress of havin to deal with the serious guff cumin fae yer grow room near chop time, progressing tae alternate states of worry about diseases, yeild, gettin yer door kicked in , then onto highs about potential smoke, financial solvency, ...flips again tae the sheer tedium of actually chopping the fuckers then into a limbo state of brain shutdown as you can only wait to the damn stuff dries and finally culminates in the sale of product and descends into a fuckin full period of sheer lunancy as you react to all the aforementioned shit while you've got a couple of spare grand to throw around. and then comes the hangover.
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pmsl......this shoud be in the book ;)
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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dura72 said:
ahve jist invented a new psychological term...'harvest psychosis'..it begins with the stress of havin to deal with the serious guff cumin fae yer grow room near chop time, progressing tae alternate states of worry about diseases, yeild, gettin yer door kicked in , then onto highs about potential smoke, financial solvency, ...flips again tae the sheer tedium of actually chopping the fuckers then into a limbo state of brain shutdown as you can only wait to the damn stuff dries and finally culminates in the sale of product and descends into a fuckin full period of sheer lunancy as you react to all the aforementioned shit while you've got a couple of spare grand to throw around. and then comes the hangover.
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I 100% agree Dura, Lets get banged in the Urban Dictionary! :clap:
 
delvite

delvite

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ive had a couple that burst, usually happens when im soaking them so if i spot it its bin time. jiffy test would be good.........whats the smallest you use?
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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I've sussed it!

My grow shop has it's Jiffy plugs loose in boxes underneath a shelving rack, he has some bagged up in 10's or you can just get however many you want it doesn't matter cos they're all 10p each.

I think he is now just filling those boxes up with whatever plugs he has bought that time round, not necessarily being Jiffys.

Defo a Jiffy plug field test time!
 
delvite

delvite

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The Yorkshireman said:
I've sussed it!

My grow shop has it's Jiffy plugs loose in boxes underneath a shelving rack, he has some bagged up in 10's or you can just get however many you want it doesn't matter cos they're all 10p each.

I think he is now just filling those boxes up with whatever plugs he has bought that time round, not necessarily being Jiffys.

Defo a Jiffy plug field test time!
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you can get them in 200s for about a tenna on the bay :)
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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delvite said:
gotta order some more, peat or coir hmmmm :)
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Coir-Coco-Peat-Organic-5-x-Bales-Expands-195-litres-/120879054542?pt=UK_HomeGarden_Garden_PlantsSeedsBulbs_JN&hash=item1c24f3fece#ht_500wt_1282

..........;-)

delvite said:
you can get them in 200s for about a tenna on the bay :)
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They'd last forever!

I know a guy who sells more clones then he does weed though, going rate is £8 and he does around 2000 a year!

I might get into the clone business.
 
delvite

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