Yep, this is for pre-employment drug screens. Nobody watches your junk during those. The antenna thingys are just that - these neoprene straps are from B&H audio/video. They're made to hold microphone transmitters for stage perfomers and the like. I'm thinking its pouch will be perfect to hold a bottle of Quick Fix and heating pad.
ahh, gotcha.. i was thinking it was a product made solely to use with quick fix, lol.. looks like it would work great though..
Did they tell you for sure it was cannabis metabolites? You can fail a drug test for many reasons, not to mention false positive lab errors. People are suing and winning depending on the particular laws on drug testing in your state. Even job candidates have won lawsuits against potential employers, as you pointed out, you had an implied contract already, they gave you forms to fill out that are only given to employees.
That's exactly what I did in my case. The "lab" called me up a few days after the test and asked me "so when was the last time you'd smoked pot?" and I immediately fired back that I had never used Marijuana before, I'm shocked at the allegation, I demand a new test, etc... Never admitted to a thing. They told me I could opt to have the same failed sample retested. WTF is that?!? I'd finally managed to get Kelly Services (yeah, this job was all going THROUGH them. Really at no point did I ever know if this job was direct to hire, temp to hire, really who in the hell I was dealing with??) to let me take another drug test. Went to two different places and got two clean test results, which I then presented to Kelly Services on the following Monday morning just as they had asked me to do, only to end up getting shot down from them anyways. Wasted $100 out of my own pocket taking extra drug tests not to mention a whole lot of my time having to drive all around the damn city.
Yes. The company can choose to recognize the Federal law instead.
It was at this very moment, that I completely stopped feeling sorry for you. Your fucking hobby just cost you a good job because you knew what the score prior to all this.
I just lost a job today because my fake pee would not register on the temp strip of the sample cup. The fake pee bottle said exactly 100 degrees and it certainly felt like body temp. The twat who took it from me didn't even look at it, she just said it was void because of temperature and threw it down the drain.
That's what happens when you don't study for your drug tests.
Yes, they can. In fact, they are required to for some jobs. Healthcare worker, truck or bus driver, train operator, etc.
yup yup, this..
That's exactly what I did in my case. The "lab" called me up a few days after the test and asked me "so when was the last time you'd smoked pot?" and I immediately fired back that I had never used Marijuana before, I'm shocked at the allegation, I demand a new test, etc... Never admitted to a thing. They told me I could opt to have the same failed sample retested. WTF is that?!? I'd finally managed to get Kelly Services (yeah, this job was all going THROUGH them. Really at no point did I ever know if this job was direct to hire, temp to hire, really who in the hell I was dealing with??) to let me take another drug test. Went to two different places and got two clean test results, which I then presented to Kelly Services on the following Monday morning just as they had asked me to do, only to end up getting shot down from them anyways. Wasted $100 out of my own pocket taking extra drug tests not to mention a whole lot of my time having to drive all around the damn city.
So yeah - I'm definitely not going to be going though that kind of bullshit again, and fuck having to always stay clean for this sort of obtrusive fucked up rebublican nonsense. I've found out the hard way these tests can detect Marijuana in your system up to twenty five days after last use, and again I'm 5'11'', 160 lbs, excersize daily, etc... so bottom line is that drug tests nowadays have become pretty fucking accurate and are nothing to simply scoff at. The lower end cutoff limit on UA's are shockingly low levels, like 15-20 nl/ml - in other words we're talking trace amounts of THC! In fact my second test needed further testing but still passed, and on the third the little blue line was barely showing but was ultimately passed as well.
Not going to find myself NOT smoking pot, especially given the fact that growing it is my hobby.
So going the synthetic urine route it will be. Some good news to report is the equipment for my little countermeasure experiment came in the mail yesterday and the neoprene straps fit a 3oz bottle of Quick Fix and heating pad PERFECTLY - like a glove perfectly! Got myself a waist and thigh strap, but still am probably going to exchange them for or purchase a couple of ankle straps now that I've seen the measurements of everything first hand. The waist strap would still be great for say, hiding a microcassete tape recorder in to potentially sue or blackmail your employer with.
I wish you the best of luck. I just so happen to have a job right now that didn't piss test. I drive my own vehicle for the job and receive mileage, so they don't give a shit what I do outside of work. The job I want involves driving a company vehicle and these companies have allowed themselves to be bullied into giving UA's by lawyers and insurance companies. What has happend to this country is a crying shame. I remember when it was an interview and a start date for almost all jobs. No pissing into a cup or submitting to a lot of crap. I fuckin' hate it, but I need this new job to get experience so I can then go out on my own in a year and work or myself.
