the great god bagel toaster is alive

[cannofbliss]

LOL the puns the puns...

all hail supreme lord and saviour !!!

did you all know that the almighty bagel toaster has a "chosen people"...

they shall be named "hebrew"... LOL

 

[cannabineer]

Name already assigned to a pretty cool beer ... cn

 

[cannofbliss]

Name already assigned to a pretty cool beer ... cn

damn thats funny "kosher beer" aptly named "genesis ale" hahaha... hilarious...

 

[cannofbliss]

that'll put a little ackkhhuuddsppaa in your step...

 

[cannabineer]

They'll come for seconds if you've got this ... cn

 

[RyanTheRhino]

The special egg toasters must be for the bagel gods angels.

We humans are not yet worry of anything more then burnt bread

 

[UncleBuck]

They'll come for seconds if you've got this ... cn

 

[cannofbliss]

you know this guy is "all in"...

LOL

 

[cannofbliss]

The special egg toasters must be for the bagel gods angels.

We humans are not yet worry of anything more then burnt bread

as long as we get images of the "faces of saints" burned into the bread we can thank thee almighty bagel toaster for "his" divine providence... LOL

 

[cannabineer]

 

[Carne Seca]

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

this one does it with STYLE...

 

[bundee1]

Too bad you cant find a real bagel to save your life. All the old bagelmaking jews are dying off. A lost art.

Frozen bagels pssssst. might as well be eating communion wafers.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

how does it know how to perfectly toast bagels?

this shit is worthy of worship.

In the past, I only worshiped Jewish Zombies.

But the guilt of feeling responsible for the death of an hombre I never met was starting to make me slightly mental, so I had to give it up.

Now I worship dead Presidents. The Dollar. Currency. Money.

But with money, I can buy as many of those nifty toaster-deities as I want.

It's win-win.

 

[dank smoker420]

where do you get a "real" bagel? thomas bagels are damn good!

 

[scroglodyte]

where do you get a "real" bagel? thomas bagels are damn good!

oy vey......they should stick to what they know.........English muffins

 

[pharmacoping]

Tops is Tops !!

 

[pharmacoping]

peace of mind in toast

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Too bad you cant find a real bagel to save your life. All the old bagelmaking jews are dying off. A lost art.

Frozen bagels pssssst. might as well be eating communion wafers.

Einstein Bros. make their bagels fresh every day.

It's a chain, but their bagels are damn good.

The coffee is not bad either.

There is one on the Drag in Austin I used to frequent.

Mmmmm. Everything Bagel.

 

[Winter Woman]

I don't really care I just want to get toasted.