the great god bagel toaster is alive

cannofbliss

cannofbliss

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LOL the puns the puns... ;)

all hail supreme lord and saviour !!!




did you all know that the almighty bagel toaster has a "chosen people"...

they shall be named "hebrew"... ;) LOL
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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The special egg toasters must be for the bagel gods angels.

We humans are not yet worry of anything more then burnt bread
 
cannofbliss

cannofbliss

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RyanTheRhino said:
The special egg toasters must be for the bagel gods angels.

We humans are not yet worry of anything more then burnt bread
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as long as we get images of the "faces of saints" burned into the bread we can thank thee almighty bagel toaster for "his" divine providence... LOL ;)

 
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bundee1

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Too bad you cant find a real bagel to save your life. All the old bagelmaking jews are dying off. A lost art.

Frozen bagels pssssst. might as well be eating communion wafers.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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UncleBuck said:
how does it know how to perfectly toast bagels?

this shit is worthy of worship.

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In the past, I only worshiped Jewish Zombies.

But the guilt of feeling responsible for the death of an hombre I never met was starting to make me slightly mental, so I had to give it up.

Now I worship dead Presidents. The Dollar. Currency. Money.

But with money, I can buy as many of those nifty toaster-deities as I want.

It's win-win. :clap:
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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bundee1 said:
Too bad you cant find a real bagel to save your life. All the old bagelmaking jews are dying off. A lost art.

Frozen bagels pssssst. might as well be eating communion wafers.
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Einstein Bros. make their bagels fresh every day.

It's a chain, but their bagels are damn good.

The coffee is not bad either.

There is one on the Drag in Austin I used to frequent.

Mmmmm. Everything Bagel.
 
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