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RainbowBrite86

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Wait.. so the pics you posted of yourself in that picture of yourself thread were fake? Damn I suck at spotting fake photos lol.
No my face pics are real, love. Just...Bucky sent me some pictures of him and Chanice going at it and I was supposed to reciprocate, you know? But I was shy about it. I just don't like taking pictures without clothes, is that really so bad?? I wasn't trying to "lie" to him, I wasn't trying to be mean, I just like to leave my clothes on. For what it's worth it was a very willing drunk girl that i've known for years who looks a hell of a lot better than I do. So. No they're not photoshopped, they're just not me. I just...I wanted to make him happy without taking my clothes off. My star goes around and through my belly button, and a scar from where a piercing used to be. I didn't think about it when I mentioned my tattoo in a different thread. So that's the story. But if anyone wants me to prove my FACE is mine, i'm happy to. But beyond that, i'd like to keep myself covered.
 

Hepheastus420

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No my face pics are real, love. Just...Bucky sent me some pictures of him and Chanice going at it and I was supposed to reciprocate, you know? But I was shy about it. I just don't like taking pictures without clothes, is that really so bad?? I wasn't trying to "lie" to him, I wasn't trying to be mean, I just like to leave my clothes on. For what it's worth it was a very willing drunk girl that i've known for years who looks a hell of a lot better than I do. So. No they're not photoshopped, they're just not me. I just...I wanted to make him happy without taking my clothes off. My star goes around and through my belly button, and a scar from where a piercing used to be. I didn't think about it when I mentioned my tattoo in a different thread. So that's the story. But if anyone wants me to prove my FACE is mine, i'm happy to. But beyond that, i'd like to keep myself covered.
Well first off.. ewww lol. Not uncle buck!!!

Second, at least your face pics are real. It would be creepy if they weren't.

Third, just go get yourself a hot couple to have fun with you if that's what you're looking for lol.

And fourth, It's understandable that you didn't want to send a naked photo. I must ask why not though? I mean you are hot (sorry I know I'm the innocent neighbor kid) and they wanted to see you. So why didn't you show your self off? Is it for moral reasons or because you're self-conscious?
 

RainbowBrite86

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Well first off.. ewww lol. Not uncle buck!!!

Second, at least your face pics are real. It would be creepy if they weren't.

Third, just go get yourself a hot couple to have fun with you if that's what you're looking for lol.

And fourth, It's understandable that you didn't want to send a naked photo. I must ask why not though? I mean you are hot (sorry I know I'm the innocent neighbor kid) and they wanted to see you. So why didn't you show your self off? Is it for moral reasons or because you're self-conscious?
Um i'm not looking for a couple to play with lol....I wanted to play with Chanice is all. The allure there would have been seducing her, because she's not actually "bi"....I'm kinda into the seducing women thing. Why not show myself off? Well...hm...i've had four kids. My stomach just isn't what it used to be lol. My thighs rock, but that's from sexercise class lol.
 

Tenner

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Well I think we uncovered some stuff in this thread. Awesome work people, it was fucking funny indeed, I did not expect procastrination to be this awesome :lol:
 

UncleBuck

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No my face pics are real, love. Just...Bucky sent me some pictures of him and Chanice going at it and I was supposed to reciprocate, you know? But I was shy about it. I just don't like taking pictures without clothes, is that really so bad?? I wasn't trying to "lie" to him, I wasn't trying to be mean, I just like to leave my clothes on. For what it's worth it was a very willing drunk girl that i've known for years who looks a hell of a lot better than I do. So. No they're not photoshopped, they're just not me. I just...I wanted to make him happy without taking my clothes off. My star goes around and through my belly button, and a scar from where a piercing used to be. I didn't think about it when I mentioned my tattoo in a different thread. So that's the story. But if anyone wants me to prove my FACE is mine, i'm happy to. But beyond that, i'd like to keep myself covered.
i never wanted nude photos, i told you to leave something to the imagination.

the ever changing story is fascinating though.

first it's you.

then it's not you.

then they're google photos.

then they're bing photos which are nowhere to be found.

then they're photos of your friend.

did you have your friend over that night posing with a piece of paper saying 'buck' in her panties? LOL!

the ever evolving and elaborate explanations are the best part of this.

"oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
 

Hepheastus420

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Um i'm not looking for a couple to play with lol....I wanted to play with Chanice is all. The allure there would have been seducing her, because she's not actually "bi"....I'm kinda into the seducing women thing. Why not show myself off? Well...hm...i've had four kids. My stomach just isn't what it used to be lol. My thighs rock, but that's from sexercise class lol.
Well you should have hooked chanice with your milfiness lol..
 

RainbowBrite86

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i never wanted nude photos, i told you to leave something to the imagination.

the ever changing story is fascinating though.

first it's you.

then it's not you.

then they're google photos.

then they're bing photos which are nowhere to be found.

then they're photos of your friend.

did you have your friend over that night posing with a piece of paper saying 'buck' in her panties? LOL!

the ever evolving and elaborate explanations are the best part of this.

"oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
Buck...what is it you want me to say? You want me to say i'm a fat naked guy in a chair? Fine. You want me to say they're me? Fine. You want me to say they're photoshopped? I will. Want me to say they're not? You got it. Want me to skype you a little asian girl? I'll do my best. You just type what you want, i'll say I agree, and that'll be that.
 

Hepheastus420

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Alright, so what buck? I mean the girl is just self-concious man. She was only trying to be nice while avoiding being made fun of.

Don't be mad at me though buck. You're still an awesome dude IMO.
 

UncleBuck

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Buck...what is it you want me to say? You want me to say i'm a fat naked guy in a chair? Fine. You want me to say they're me? Fine. You want me to say they're photoshopped? I will. Want me to say they're not? You got it. Want me to skype you a little asian girl? I'll do my best. You just type what you want, i'll say I agree, and that'll be that.
i don't want answers, i want the truth.

 

RainbowBrite86

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Buck...what is it you want me to say? You want me to say i'm a fat naked guy in a chair? Fine. You want me to say they're me? Fine. You want me to say they're photoshopped? I will. Want me to say they're not? You got it. Want me to skype you a little asian girl? I'll do my best. You just type what you want, i'll say I agree, and that'll be that.
For the record - I didn't say they were me when I sent them. So I left a hell of a lot to the imagination, don't you think? And I said do a google search. You asked in PM. I said I use bing. Try googline blue marker belly. Again, did not say you would find those pictures that way. I was just making a suggestion. They are photos of my friend. Oh wait, or they're me, whichever you prefer. I had my friend over that night without her panties, actually. Was my husband's anniversary gift. And it was a good one. But again, if it's a fat naked man in a chair you want, then that is what i'll be for you Bucky.
 

Tenner

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Anybody fancy some maths?

Did you know that e (eulers number) is found everywhere in nature, and when its graph is plotted, the gradient of the graph equal to the value of e at any given point?



So the derivative of e will always be e... Fucking brilliant innit?? :dunce:
 

UncleBuck

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For the record - I didn't say they were me when I sent them. So I left a hell of a lot to the imagination, don't you think? And I said do a google search. You asked in PM. I said I use bing. Try googline blue marker belly. Again, did not say you would find those pictures that way. I was just making a suggestion. They are photos of my friend. Oh wait, or they're me, whichever you prefer. I had my friend over that night without her panties, actually. Was my husband's anniversary gift. And it was a good one. But again, if it's a fat naked man in a chair you want, then that is what i'll be for you Bucky.
 
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