Ways to hide it?

[Derple]

Does anyone have any good, proven methods of hiding their herb? Any would be appreciated, just looking for some ideas.
And any 'excuses' for having weed on their persons?
By the way, I live in Australia, if that makes any difference.
Cheers.

 

[CannaChameleon]

secret compartment in your flip flop?
I always use insomnia as an excuse - doesnt work too well in work at 9am though

 

[crazyhazey]

get pants with secret pockets, id just carry around shake if your gonna carry around anything so they probably wont feel it if you get a pat down. as for excuses, say glaucoma or something, idk how it is in australia with the whole weed thing.

 

[ctwalrus]

i have this pair of pants and they are made for sports like skating and bmx
they have zip up vents on the inner thighs to keep your legs cool
they make excellent stash spots, no one is looking for inside thigh pockets

 

[crazyhazey]

i have this pair of pants and they are made for sports like skating and bmx
they have zip up vents on the inner thighs to keep your legs cool
they make excellent stash spots, no one is looking for inside thigh pockets

these are exactly the kind im speaking of, keep an eye out for some of these. i had a pair of jeans that had em, i think they were off ccs.

 

[bluntmassa1]

I've never had my shoes searched exept when i got arrested so I keep my weed in my shoe hard drugs are worse to get caught with so I hold it in my hand and if it comes down to it I'm ready to pop that shit ass crack I've had cops grab my cock and balls but they aint never stuck their hand in my ass crack but if your going to jail you got to toot that shit up your butt hole you'll make freinds in jail thats for sure and its better then a charge

 

[Serial Violator]

In the slit in your boxers is always a good place to stash stuff

 

[Grampa]

if im going out in public for a day or through airport security i hide mine inside of hearing aides(not the tiny invisible ones). They are in plain site and they dont make me remove them. Each hearing aide holds one decent size bowl.

If im going out in public for the day I hide my joints in empty ink pens. The bigger around pens not those puny Bic pens.

A disposable camera works too. Take the stuff out of it and replace it with a baggie. you can even fit a few papers in with it. just keep the camera in your pocket.

Most days i just walk around with a bag in my pocket. it gets a little squished but it smokes the same.

When im stoned around people that arent cool with it I tell them i took an allergy pill. It explains my screwy behavior and reddened eyes. i dont really have allergies.

 

[RawBudzski]

ever heard of Culo hash.

 

[born2killspam]

Get a pet kangaroo/koala and put that pouch to good use Mate..

 

[dc4]

Get a pet kangaroo/koala and put that pouch to good use Mate..

It's funny cause he's australian and you're a dick

 

[crazyhazey]

It's funny cause he's australian and you're a dick

hahaha well said.
as for putting bud in you bungholio, i think id rather be sober than being sodomized by a plastic bag, just sayin.

 

[Derple]

Get a pet kangaroo/koala and put that pouch to good use Mate..

Hahaha, I'd rather not get birthing fluids in my chop thanks.

 

[Derple]

if im going out in public for a day or through airport security i hide mine inside of hearing aides(not the tiny invisible ones). They are in plain site and they dont make me remove them. Each hearing aide holds one decent size bowl.

If im going out in public for the day I hide my joints in empty ink pens. The bigger around pens not those puny Bic pens.

A disposable camera works too. Take the stuff out of it and replace it with a baggie. you can even fit a few papers in with it. just keep the camera in your pocket.

Most days i just walk around with a bag in my pocket. it gets a little squished but it smokes the same.

When im stoned around people that arent cool with it I tell them i took an allergy pill. It explains my screwy behavior and reddened eyes. i dont really have allergies.

Good, straight advice + rep man, thanks a heap.