Help me troll thieves

[DSB65]

i can see this thread in your future ( the punks robed me ) and i sat around on riu talking about it...

 

[Murfy]

ya know-

i didn't even think of it till now. i wonder what the consequences for having a wide open medical grow are. i know in michigan, that unless that shit is locked up like fort knox, you're fucked.

did you ever think that YOU, could be in a load of shit, as their parents are just catchin him now with the pot, and they are spillin their guts as to the neighbor down the road with a whole greenhouse FULL of the shit. likely an investigation has already been started against you. for amking narcotics openly available to children.

were there no trespassing signs posted. if not, i don't think they even broke the law as far as bein on your property. i would say the security of the medical marijuana was entirely up to you. as it should have been.

 

[UncleBuck]

Pretty good, but the invoice thing has a certain official elegance. Maybe a Legal Notice in the appropriate section of the local classifieds. cn

the most i could put on an invoice would be the cost of supplies and utilities used in production of said plants.

costs broken down per plant:

container: $0.75
soil: ~$1.00
nutrients: ~$0.25
electric: ~$1.00
water utility bill: $0.25
rent space: $1.00
gas for heat: $0.50
greenhouse costs: $0.50
supplies for cloning: $0.50
all of the above for the mother plant: $3.00
all of the above for mother's mother: $3.00
...

some people in this state try to get donations for supplies and utilities of up to $25 or $40 for plants like i had. before i got my method down, i used to give away plants like those for $5 or $10 a piece. they don't cost much to produce.

i don't want any money. my jars are full, my greenhouse is looking lovely. i didn't even have plants planted at this time last year. i'll be fine.

i just want to be left alone and warn these parents and their children about the dangers of their activities.

 

[UncleBuck]

ya know-

i didn't even think of it till now. i wonder what the consequences for having a wide open medical grow are. i know in michigan, that unless that shit is locked up like fort knox, you're fucked.

did you ever think that YOU, could be in a load of shit, as their parents are just catchin him now with the pot, and they are spillin their guts as to the neighbor down the road with a whole greenhouse FULL of the shit. likely an investigation has already been started against you. for amking narcotics openly available to children.

were there no trespassing signs posted. if not, i don't think they even broke the law as far as bein on your property. i would say the security of the medical marijuana was entirely up to you. as it should have been.

you don't even grow, and you sound like a fucking narc.

i have 6 foot fences around my entire backyard you fuckstick.

the cops have been here already and don't give a shit about me.

take your failtrolling elsewhere, douche.

 

[Murfy]

ohhh.....-

an invoice huh? honey get the department of community health on the phone please.
this guy thinks he's gonna run a POT house and charge me for it. only in his fuckin dreams!

 

[Murfy]

just let us know the trial date-


we'll throw some change at your book.

 

[DSB65]

you don't even grow, and you sound like a fucking narc.

i have 6 foot fences around my entire backyard you fuckstick.

the cops have been here already and don't give a shit about me.

take your failtrolling elsewhere, douche.

what about me..........lol

 

[Murfy]

also-

not sure if a fence means no trespassing. gotta have the sign.

what would i know about it? lol

 

[Murfy]

wouldn't failtrolling-

be easily ignorable?

 

[Murfy]

or-

did you ever think to cut the head off the duck and send him THAT? nothing says crazy like doin one of your own crew.

 

[cannabineer]

the most i could put on an invoice would be the cost of supplies and utilities used in production of said plants.

costs broken down per plant:

container: $0.75
soil: ~$1.00
nutrients: ~$0.25
electric: ~$1.00
water utility bill: $0.25
rent space: $1.00
gas for heat: $0.50
greenhouse costs: $0.50
supplies for cloning: $0.50
all of the above for the mother plant: $3.00
all of the above for mother's mother: $3.00
...

some people in this state try to get donations for supplies and utilities of up to $25 or $40 for plants like i had. before i got my method down, i used to give away plants like those for $5 or $10 a piece. they don't cost much to produce.

i don't want any money. my jars are full, my greenhouse is looking lovely. i didn't even have plants planted at this time last year. i'll be fine.

i just want to be left alone and warn these parents and their children about the dangers of their activities.

Why ... is that State law? If a farmer had part of his crop destroyed by vandals, he cannot sue for market value of the lost portion? I hope not. cn

<edit> But I also must respect a gentle approach. For a guy who trolls these fora like a tuna boat, you have suspicious signs of having a heart. It's OK; I'll keep your secret.

 

[UncleBuck]

what about me..........lol

you'd have to step up the fail many levels to be on the same failworthiness level as murfy.

murfy doesn't even grow.

 

[UncleBuck]

Why ... is that State law? If a farmer had part of his crop destroyed by vandals, he cannot sue for market value of the lost portion? I hope not. cn

OMMP does not allow for you to count your own time and labor as part of the equation.

it's fucked, but it's better than nothing.

 

[UncleBuck]

also-

not sure if a fence means no trespassing. gotta have the sign.

what would i know about it? lol

yep, 6 foot fences locked are an invitation to my property.

and i am marie of romania.

fail harder, douche.

 

[Murfy]

see buck-

YOUR time is worth nothing. even the government says so.

i hope you're learning something from all this.

 

[Murfy]

and no-

fences are NOT equal to keep out signs. cross a fence, warning. cross a sign, jail.

the sign was the warning.

 

[UncleBuck]

<edit> But I also must respect a gentle approach. For a guy who trolls these fora like a tuna boat, you have suspicious signs of having a heart. It's OK; I'll keep your secret.

i'm just trying to be smart here. escalating this thing while i still live here is like shitting into my own mouth. not wise.

i'll simply warn the parents about their children's actions with my neighbor along with me. who knows, they might be good parents with sneaky kids. i did some pretty horrible shit at their age that my parents never found out about.

 

[UncleBuck]

and no-

fences are NOT equal to keep out signs. cross a fence, warning. cross a sign, jail.

the sign was the warning.

yep.

you're so right.

hopping a 6 foot fence is not trespassing at all.

you should run for congress with logic like that. you'll probably win, just put an (R) next to your name.

 

[cannabineer]

i'm just trying to be smart here. escalating this thing while i still live here is like shitting into my own mouth. not wise.

i'll simply warn the parents about their children's actions with my neighbor along with me. who knows, they might be good parents with sneaky kids. i did some pretty horrible shit at their age that my parents never found out about.

I like having the neighbor along. Solo means Ignore the Crazy. Harder to do with two independents. cn

 

[keepitcoastal]

i've been reconsidering here.

if they realize it's me fucking with them, even after harvest, they may try to fuck with my flock of chickens and ducks.

so i think i'm going to play it cool until just about moving time next year. right before we move, i may do something god awful to them, but nothing until then.

either that, or fuck with them so subtly or through intermediaries so that they can not and will not trace it back to me.

gotta keep my birds safe, ya know. lol.

Naw man I'm sorry but you've got the wrong idea... You really got to put some fear into them now or their gunna keep coming back until you move. That's why you don't do any subtle little shit which will make them come back and do more shit you treat them like the pests that they are and you SQUASH them or at least make them fear being squashed. If YOUR not gunna do anything then do the police option or talk to there parents but just not doing anything or subtle things and continuing to live in fear of a bunch of little kids coming and robbing you is Should not even be an option