Stoned Lizard

[muu232]

A few months ago, I found a tiny lizard that had decided to live in my grow closet. I first found it sitting right on top of one of my plants near the lights, trying to keep warm I'd imagine. So I got him stoned. Well I just started a new grow about 2 weeks ago and he still shows up every few days to get baked and protect my garden from pests.
He's the coolest lizard ever.

Anyone else ever have a similar experience?

 

[IPokeSmot]

Did you name him?? Lets name him. I personally, vote for "godzilla"

 

[IPokeSmot]

or howwabout "budzilla"

 

[fdd2blk]

i love critters!

i had a grasshopper/something last year outdoors. it looked like a cross between a cricket a katydid and a grasshopper. bright charturouse green with yellow spots. it hung out all summer. it would perch atop a bod and just hang out. i would grab a branch to do something and there he was everyday. totally cool little bug. i have no idead what he ate but it wasn't leaves so he didn't get fed to the fish.

 

[dew-b]

give him the same asthe cop that changed into a lizard in the cheech &cong movie nice dreams

 

[muu232]

Budzilla would be a good name I think.

 

[muu232]

OH GOD WHY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I went to go water the plants a few minutes ago and found his dead body.
I gotta smoke a bowl in his memory.

He did a great job protecting my plants from bugs while he was alive.
Poor guy.

 

[fdd2blk]

OH GOD WHY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I went to go water the plants a few minutes ago and found his dead body.
I gotta smoke a bowl in his memory.

He did a great job protecting my plants from bugs while he was alive.
Poor guy.

i smoked one for the lizard. i am sorry to hear the sad news. it's a cruel world. use him for ferts. carry on the legacy. i think that's what he would want.

 

[muu232]

That's funny that you told me to use him for ferts. I had just told my roommate that I was gonna use his body for ferts.

 

[videoman40]

Dude, I am so sorry to hear about your loss.

 

[fdd2blk]

Dude, I am so sorry to hear about your loss.

seargent stadanko ??? cool lizard.

 

[videoman40]

fdd2blk, thanks dude, he's my best buddy! He's so aware of what is going on around him. He hangs with me on my shoulder, sometimes for hours at a time. He loves to snuggle up under my collar, hes a real love.
Peace

 

[mogie]

seargent stadanko omg I just watched up in smoke again (like the 20th time) last night

 

[Jordy Villain]

that iguana is sweeet. i think i'm going to get a leopard gecko.

 

[fdd2blk]

i like the bearded dragons.

 

[battosai]

does anyone know which animals are safe to blaze down and others that will die from it? ive heard of people killing birds before by getting them stoned (by smoke not by letting them eat seeds). ferrets cats and dogs seem to do ok. some rather enjoy it. dunno about lizards. i did get frogs high before and i dunno what to say about that. they looked dead for a little while but came back.

 

[Zach888]

use him as fertilizer like they did in how high

that way, everytime you smoke, you can see him

 

[TillthedayiDIE420]

wow i read the 1st post and i was like fucking sweet!!! that is one cool lizard, then i kept reading and he died!!! sorry to hear that man