I read half this thread..so pardon if I say anything that's been said..
After touring with the dead,phish,further,etc..,and going to hundreds of fests to actually sell drugs(supported my family for 5 years) I learned some tricks(believe me,riding in a van full of stinky spun hippies u need some)..rule number 1: DO NOT SMOKE POT IN THE FUCKING CAR!AT ALL!...2: have all your drugs,and your friends,in the same place.3: ride with honest people who will take responsibility for their share if u get caught,also know they are gonna stand their ground with you,not throw u under the bus when the heat is on..4: don't do drugs on the way in,its sux to talk to cops tripping..5:if possible,travel with a dog..cops don't like it 6: methods of concealment include..vaporsealing everything..hide in tire compartment,rolled up sleeping bag,up top in the turtle shell on the roof(if u got one),my personal favorite,in the bottom of a cooler with shittons of ice and food...use your safe imagination..seal a meals are the tits!..arrive with the masses and get hurded in easy and fast..u might have to relocate for a good camping spot,but who care!? If u wanna go high teck,sneak on the grounds before the fest,bury a tank of nitrous,I mean drugs,mark it with a gps,and dig it up later..or bring drugs that don't smell(lsd)and buy your smelly drugs at the show and let someone else sweat it out...hope all this helps you guys,have a great season fellas and ladies!!!