Anyone ever smoke theirselves stupid?
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Hallucinate? Yes. cn
PeyoteReligion
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You're probably always dumb and act and say weird things, you were just so high that you finally noticed about your self what everyone else already knew; your stupid and obnoxious.
Lol jk
Lol jk
Ringsixty
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Hmm...smoking myself stupid.....Yah !
Once I was making Fried Chicken. Got the oil nice and hot. Batter the Chicken.
Didn't use the thongs to put the Chicken into the oil. Did the old drop it in with the fingers.
Was so stone and stupid. The oil was boil over my fingers. Kind of spaced for a moment. LOL
Got a little burned a bit.
I'm no longer allowed near the stove when I'm High....No,no, no,....
Once I was making Fried Chicken. Got the oil nice and hot. Batter the Chicken.
Didn't use the thongs to put the Chicken into the oil. Did the old drop it in with the fingers.
Was so stone and stupid. The oil was boil over my fingers. Kind of spaced for a moment. LOL
Got a little burned a bit.
I'm no longer allowed near the stove when I'm High....No,no, no,....
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You really were fried. cn
PeyoteReligion
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Do you get like a good belly laugh everytime you post a pun? Or is it more just like an automatic reaction now? I picture you sitting in front of a monitor slamming out puns with a stone cold face, no laughter whatsoever... But I would prefer you got a nice belly laugh!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I hate to disappoint, but I usually type my puns with a flat affect. Sometimes when I have some good repartee going, I'll grin like a dog shitting peach pits, but that takes those rare times when i'm in verbal ping-pong with an inspired partner. I reserve the belly laughs for the puns and wondrously offhanded insights of others. Theirs, unlike mine, contain that delightful element of surprise. cn
Hepheastus420
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PeyoteReligion
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Have you heard of the author Piers Anthony? He writes fiction fantasy I guess you would call it, a specific long running series focusing around the land of Xanth...it's like 40 books long and running still I think. Every book is FULL of puns, ranging from quick ones easy to pass over, and some really good ones that give a great laugh. I was turned onto these books by my mom when I was in middle school (25 now) and I smashed through them. I think it gave me the odd sense of humor I have today, many people are unable to pick up on it except good friends, even they can't figure my ass out. Anyways, if you haven't read these yet I bet you would get a good kick out of them. The series can get old as its all full of puns all the time, but a fun read. The author even has readers submit ideas for epic puns to tie into the story. I bet a short wiki search will tell you if you'd be interested or not.
smokingbluntsadailyroutin
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no u just keep getting higher and higher until u fall asleep
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I have read one book of his when I was a teen, "Macroscope". After that he went off to write fantasy, which really isn't my bag. Now for epic puns, Keith Laumer was the man ime. Iirc Isaac Asimov wrote entire stories for a punchline. cn
PeyoteReligion
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Ya I definitely grew out of the puny books he wrote by the time is was in highschool. Ah yes sir Asimov is the best.
Canna Sylvan
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I once ate two grams in a cookie. I was so fucked. I could barely function for six hours. For the last 30 minutes it was so intense.
I did it again the next week. That time I was hallucinating. I took a shower. The hiss from the pipes sounded like music. I had no idea for the longest time where it was coming from. I felt like I was in a bubble.
I have this theory sativa is libertarian and you think about yourself. Indica is liberal and you think about what you think others think. Which is why freak on indica. You get trapped in your head and get stuck. While with sativa you become more you and your whole body feels it like one big orgasm.
Maybe I just got problems?
I did it again the next week. That time I was hallucinating. I took a shower. The hiss from the pipes sounded like music. I had no idea for the longest time where it was coming from. I felt like I was in a bubble.
I have this theory sativa is libertarian and you think about yourself. Indica is liberal and you think about what you think others think. Which is why freak on indica. You get trapped in your head and get stuck. While with sativa you become more you and your whole body feels it like one big orgasm.
Maybe I just got problems?
ultraviolet pirate
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im stupid until i smoke
smokingbluntsadailyroutin
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yea smoking cures my dumbness
smokingbluntsadailyroutin
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smoking solves a lot of problems
MrFrance
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"ok you are now cursed and your threads move to the back of the line" .... rowlman
little bitch