I Got Laid- Afraid Of Aids- Pray For Me

cues

cues

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I caught ADIS once. It's a bit like AIDS but it makes you dyslexic.
I also had CDO. Like OCD but in the correct alphabetical order......:hug:
 
patlpp

patlpp

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beardo said:
I really wish I was lying, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction- this is one of the reasons I am so worried.
I think she might be considered to be in what they call a "high risk group"
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Was she like Wendy in Breaking Bad. .................Who's reachin' out to capture a moment....everyone knows it WENDY"

[video=youtube;cm-Li_yL03U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-Li_yL03U[/video]


Note the pube picking if you will.....
 
beardo

beardo

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patlpp said:
Was she like Wendy in Breaking Bad. .................Who's reachin' out to capture a moment....everyone knows it WENDY"

[video=youtube;cm-Li_yL03U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-Li_yL03U[/video]


Note the pube picking if you will.....
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I'm going to say yes and no, Yes maybe she was like Wendy, but she looked less like a dude than Wendy, she was kind of cuter but more of a mess at the same time, she looked dirtier and less classy than Wendy and her clothes and stuff weren't nice, and i'm thinking she was less concerned with hygiene than Wendy- I saw Wendy using mouthwash, I'm thinking she does more fucking than blowing and Wendy seemed to be known for BJ's and I saw Wendy smoking shit, but i'm afraid this chick might shoot it? Wendy looked like she was trying pretty hard, this chick didn't seem to give a shit, she was slugging down vodka out of the bottle at the bus stop in public without a bag during the day
 
patlpp

patlpp

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Damn dude , what came across you... Some psych meds cause crazy loin aching, fuck anything that walks behavior. Is that the case? Wendy used mouthwash because how it felt in her mouth was much the same as how it felt on your dick. I think maybe you had some splooge on your pee-pee left from a prior client.
 
beardo

beardo

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PeyoteReligion said:
"Shut the fuck up, Beardo." -UB
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obijohn said:
Quoted for truth
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Why be an asshole?
I'm going through a hard time and need to talk to someone, I have no friends or family and no one that I can talk to in life so I come here to talk to my online "friends" and try to find some support or words of hope or encouragement or something positive that I can use to help me, I come here to talk to people and offer my friendship and I would like the same in return, If you can't handle my reality or chose not to believe it then don't bother with me, but this is my reality and my life and my internet so if you don't like it leave me alone, it wasn't funny the first time when Uncle Buck said it and it's still not funny. I try to be helpful and respectful to people here and I would appreciate the same in return, This is no laughing matter, I am going through a hard time, I realize I made a bad choice and had a lapse of judgement but I am afraid I might have serious consequinces from my momentary lapse, I appreciate anyone who's here to offer support.
 
beardo

beardo

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patlpp said:
Damn dude , what came across you... Some psych meds cause crazy loin aching, fuck anything that walks behavior. Is that the case? Wendy used mouthwash because how it felt in her mouth was much the same as how it felt on your dick. I think maybe you had some splooge on your pee-pee left from a prior client.
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I have been off my meds for quite awhile so it wasn't the meds, I just hadn't gotten laid for a long time and I have no standards so I was thinking I should bang someone, Now I realize that was a bad decision and that this is why I had chosen to be celibate so long
 
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CrownMeKing

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lol nigga wtf, you gotta what type of girls are you messing with that you think you have aids? i barely use rubbers and i know im straight. Only be cellabit with the hoes daw
 
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jessy koons

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Holy shit!!!! I was concerned at the first post but I have been laughing my ass off since. I started crying, I was so moved. Beardo, I hope you don't have HIV but I do thank you for your colorful play-by-play.
 
polyarcturus

polyarcturus

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dude you have to be kidding if not i dont feel bad for you at all you deserve it for fucking with a trashy hoe. youve saide it yourself she was trashy i dont care how horny i am im not gonna fuck a bitch(especially a trashy one) just based on instinct unless its the end of the world. ITS YOUR FAULT DEAL WITH IT.
 
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InCognition

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beardo said:
She was at the bus stop and I said a couple things and made some gestures and then she blurted out "Do you want a blow job for .." It sounded like a really good deal and I went for it, It was a real bargain deal, then she offered to throw in the pussy for no extra, and I was thinking....I like pussy... Now I really regret it.
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The bus stop part about says it all...

I won't pray that you don't have AIDs... well wait maybe I will, because I would pray more so in hoping the health care bill falls apart, so that we don't have to further cover such irresponsibility with tax money in this country. Stupid decisions should obligate the party who committed such decisions, to suffer the financial/physical/mental repercussions.

I'll assume he's trolling, but if not refer to the above.
 
greenlikemoney

greenlikemoney

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beardo said:
Again- this isn't B.S.
I am really concerned.
I wasn't even going to fuck her, I was only going to get a BJ, she blew me for a minute but then she had her pussy out and my hands were on it and she asked if I wanted to fuck, so I did, only for two or three minutes but i'm really worried
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2 or 3 minutes?......LMFAO.....I know this is a troll thread, but dude, you don't fuck a nasty whore in 2 or 3 minutes, you fuck them all night long. Once the twat dries up you lube ol' Oscar and wear that ass out !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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