Either I'm paranoid or.......

[FresnoFarmer]

I'm gonna have to serve my neighbor.....I'm camping out with the 40-40 winchester tonight. this sum bitch peaked over my fence. I know this because there is an approximately 8in.x8in. piece of wood missing off the top of my dog eared fence where he must have been hangin too capture a glimpse of my garden......either that or his kids were bullshittin tryna get their toy or ball or something........either way the tent is set up and the 40-40 loaded. Fuck that! What makes me even MORE pissed is the fact that I let this sum bitch borrow my chain saw last month. I don't wanna end up having to shoot his ass either tho because I just got out in February and I aint goin back. What should a I do? any advice. warning shot? crack him on the head with the butt of my 'chester? I really would hate to have to this sucka. but i will if I have to.....fuck the plants, this is my family home I'm talkin bout and I'll be damned if I let another man just intrude like it's the thing to do. help me out here. im at a loss

 

[lokie]

have a smoke and do nothing but observe things. nothing has been done
to get extremely excited about.

 

[auldone]

I vote paranoid. You're goin off a missing piece of wood. Now if you catch the neighbor peeking over, different story. Just don't shoot the kids when they come to get their toy!!!

 

[Marktwang]

razor wire

 

[SenorBrownWater]

whoa, chill pill time imo.....weed isn't worth killing over...i just reread your OP and wow.....just wow...

 

[Kaendar]

Your paranoid. But I say get some blank rounds.

 

[SenorBrownWater]

whoa, chill pill time imo.....weed isn't worth killing over...i just reread your OP and wow.....just wow...

wait...r u just trollin'?

 

[UncleBuck]

pulling a rifle on sme kids is an excellent way to make sure you don't go back to jail.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Okay maybe I do need to settle down.....still camping out tonight tho just to be on the safe side. Thanks guys. I knew I was putting too much into this. Been stressed out lately. I guess I just need a few of these

 

[FresnoFarmer]

whoa, chill pill time imo.....weed isn't worth killing over...i just reread your OP and wow.....just wow...

You didn't reread well enough. I specifically said "fuck the plants, this is my family home I'm talkin about"

 

[DeeTee]

Wow! WTF? are you serious?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

pulling a rifle on sme kids is an excellent way to make sure you don't go back to jail.

Not the kids.....the father. the kids are wayyyy to young to be even thinking about stealing weed. And I highly doubt they are gonna be hopping fences at night time when they are elementary students.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Wow! WTF? are you serious?

Yes.....very.

 

[missnu]

I feel like this kind of thing is a good bit of why it isn't just legal...would you shoot a person just for looking in your yard if you weren't growing pot in it?

 

[TheSpiderMite]

He's going to train his kids to steal your plants so keep loaded and good hunting

 

[racerboy71]

i thought felon's aren't allowed to possess firearms??

i'm assuming you're a felon being you just got out of jail / prison, unless they're locking people up for jay walking now...

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I feel like this kind of thing is a good bit of why it isn't just legal...would you shoot a person just for looking in your yard if you weren't growing pot in it?

No but i will pop there ass for hopping that fence and rushing into my yard like they own the bitch

 

[FresnoFarmer]

i thought felon's aren't allowed to possess firearms??

i'm assuming you're a felon being you just got out of jail / prison, unless they're locking people up for jay walking now...

Yeah. You are totally correct except for the jay walking thing. But hey that's life. i'd rather get caught with one then with out one

 

[UncleBuck]

a toddler army of weed thieves.

 

[F A B]

just put a couch and tv outside and invite finshaggy over to guard your plants u can pay him with dog poop hash and taco bell chulupas