Vagina or Weed?

Da Almighty Jew

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Vagina or weed? What do you choose? and why? It could be a momentarily thing or a personal preference. Me personally, i make alot of sacrifes on a day to day basis to grow and for my safety so i guess i choose weed over vagina at this point.
 

Moebius

Well-Known Member
If its for money I say the weed. If its growing for personal, losing female intimacy is just not worth it.

Chicks do like a man with money and weed though. LOL
 

charface

Well-Known Member
I`m a vag-man. Not half man , half vag mind you.
Way more into vag than weed but luckily I do not have to do the shindlers list thing because I would hate to
part with either.
 

Da Almighty Jew

Well-Known Member
I`m a vag-man. Not half man , half vag mind you.
Way more into vag than weed but luckily I do not have to do the shindlers list thing because I would hate to
part with either.
maybe if you made a living from weed like me you wouldnt be talking down to me.
 

charface

Well-Known Member
3My shidleers list thing was just an example of making a very hard choice. It wasnt until you you called me a ***** that I noticed your username. So I see how you could have taken it wrong
unintentional. feel free to say your sorry and it will all be good.
 

dvs1038

Well-Known Member
Lolz @ Donny. I'd say u shouldn't have to make that choice and if ur with a chick that's tryin to make u quit u can do one of two things. Lie to her about how much ur really smoking and just make sure to be mostly sober around her then it will all blow up when she finally finds out, or just say sorry I can't do that and try to find a chick that won't try to make u quit smoking herb. And I'm assuming a Steely Dan is a Dong, but is it actually made out of steel, is it all shiny? Do they make a hollow one so u can look inside like that Terra Patrick video with the Glass Butt Plug? Man she squeezed so hard it shot out of her ass like well, like a butt plug shooting out of a chicks ass.


IDK man it seems more to me that u threw that Schindler's list comment out there just to try and rile him up. Unless ur sayin that u would have to pay sum1 to smuggle ur plants to safety otherwise they will be slaughtered. Or u have a Psycho gf that is planning some sort of MJ Genocide. How bout u use an Under Ground Railroad reference, even though that was just slavery not an attempt to exterminate a people u didn't like.
 

Moebius

Well-Known Member
Its not easy having people around your place if growing weed.

I think thats what da'Almighty was getting at.
 

TheWiseInfidel

Active Member
overall the feeling off pipin a fine shorty thats wet is the best feeling known to man. i go with weed however for the fact that it lasts longer, and its intense every single time. sex is a dice roll at times. i'm not the type of dude that likes to go more than a half hour either. when i get my nut, i'm going to sleep
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Who would think a Vagina vs Weed thread would be full of personal attacks? Damn lol. Play nice in the sandbox kids. :D
 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member
I ain't quittin either anytime soon. The girl I'm dating now is the only girl I've ever dated that might be able to out smoke me. That says a lot. Plus she has a nice vagina ;)
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Vagina or weed? What do you choose? and why? It could be a momentarily thing or a personal preference. Me personally, i make alot of sacrifes on a day to day basis to grow and for my safety so i guess i choose weed over vagina at this point.
Why can't you have both?
 

Geronimo420

Well-Known Member
Why can't you have both?
Me if I have to chose it will be weed for the first part of day & vagina for the first 25% of the second part then get to sleep. I only chose weed for the first part of day because I can't accomplish any work on the farm with a pussy in my face wile a joint isn't much of a disturbance especialy if acompanied with a couple shot of Rum
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Me if I have to chose it will be weed for the first part of day & vagina for the first 25% of the second part then get to sleep. I only chose weed for the first part of day because I can't accomplish any work on the farm with a pussy in my face wile a joint isn't much of a disturbance especialy if acompanied with a couple shot of Rum
LOL I didn't mean at the same time, most guys have a hard time multi-tasking anyways.
 

Moebius

Well-Known Member
Why can't you have both?
Because if a chick knows you grow weed she has 'leverage' over mans.

Then when you make out with her friend she makes an anonymous call to the filth.

What I do is grow in my basement and have one fuck buddy and shes as dumb as shit. but hot with massive tits. LOL

Winning !
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Just date a hot girl who isn't a vindictive bitch so you wouldn't do something as dickish as making out with her friend ns he wouldn't ditch on you for the sake of revenge... X
 

The Mantis

Well-Known Member
If it came down to my plants or my girl.....

sorry babe (hope she doesn't read this), but her ass would be gone before I could say thc.

plants:
don't talk back
relieve stress instead of create it
take a lot of time
are easy to make more

women:
talk back all the time
can take all your time
create a ton of stress
are a dime a dozen - just go to another country

and hey, prostitution is the oldest business. you pay them to leave
 
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