The UK Growers Thread!

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mad dog bark

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who gives a fuck whos country is most corrupt. they all as bad as each other. im a proud cunt of the united cuntdom. not really proud say im british, we r the dirty man off europe and have a history steeped in wars and being cunts.
duras a cunt as much as hemlock same as the rest off ya. politics r for the slimey pricks who make a living outta enslaving peeps legally so fuck it.
weed,skunk, pics and bad jokes please
 
dura72

dura72

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Now this is the story all about how
I made some bombs and blew up some vans
And I’d like to take a minute to tell you who I am
And tell you how I became the fresh prince of Pakistan

On the border with Afghanistan born and raised
At the mosque is where I spent most of my days
Praying it max and eating halal food
The only one in my family to attend school

When the Taliban who were up to no good
Came and did recruiting in my neighbourhood
I didn’t want to join but then thought ‘well shall’a?’
They said ‘you blow yourself up then you will meet Allah’

They sent me to Iraq and when I got there
The British and Americans were every-fucking-where
I suicide bombed I just had an urgin’
Now I’m in heaven with 72 virgins
 
dura72

dura72

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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 
dura72

dura72

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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!".
 
bazoomer

bazoomer

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phewww,.... and its said stoners are cool ,calm & collective, much better temprement than alchies and other drug users !.... well ile eat my hat !
 
dura72

dura72

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well fuck it, ive had pretty ok week so im gonna go and get wasted, my charlie chaps just dropped in for his cash and i decided to just get another3 , usually a ton, but he gave me a henry instead for the same price. so i'll hit the pub once the bird comes and picks up the sprog, she thinks im still on the anti drink pills so thats gonna cause an argument, fuck her, she got wasted last week and ive been a good lad for a fortnight so she can lick the sweat off my ballbag. so a wee 50 sheets in the hip pocket and a wee whiskey and charlie nite is on the cards.
 
unlucky

unlucky

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hello feckers im in need of a little help, do i add the cal/mag and multi zyme as it says on the bottle or do i need to use less ? hhmmm


 
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jimmygreenfingers

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Just go with the dosage on the bottles unlucky or a bit less if you like to be safe. I dont pay attention to what they say for base nutes but additives are normally fine.
 
3eyes

3eyes

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It's nice to see that when there's a lot of change going on in my life that some things will never change I.E. The UK Growers Thread still full of cunts just the way it should be

LONG LIVE CUNTS EVERYWHERE!!!
 
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mad dog bark

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u get the bc pips 3 eyes?


defo pmt time here. who gives a fuck about it honestly...thought it was mad dogs who barked for the sake hearing self?
 
3eyes

3eyes

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mad dog bark said:
u get the bc pips 3 eyes?


defo pmt time here. who gives a fuck about it honestly...thought it was mad dogs who barked for the sake hearing self?
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I've got them and some chiesel but got to stick to 1 variety at a time due to space issues for the time being, when i get some coin and do the attic then normal service will resume
 
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mad dog bark

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coolio. i found a few more bc pips other day back off the draw so was gunna offer them up if u was stuck.
had a right mess around today went get me weekend bit which was ment b put aside for me and the cunt has sold it. feel a bad weekend is due now...was ment b last weekend smoking till xmas also so been robbed of that, harsh i feel.
 
3eyes

3eyes

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mad dog bark said:
coolio. i found a few more bc pips other day back off the draw so was gunna offer them up if u was stuck.
had a right mess around today went get me weekend bit which was ment b put aside for me and the cunt has sold it. feel a bad weekend is due now...was ment b last weekend smoking till xmas also so been robbed of that, harsh i feel.
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Gutted mate, i got 2 and a half o's to see me through to the next chop also got the kif in the bottom of 3 of my grinders and some iso so i should be ok as i'm only smoking 1 or 2 a day at the moment to busy for any more
 
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