cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
They'd be cool until I realized I was titty-fucking plastic. Then I'd probably lose my woody. So yeah I don't like them either.
It's the sound, that squeaky wet-styrofoam screech, that would ruin it for me. cn
big ole big fake boobies.. :D
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It's the sound, that squeaky wet-styrofoam screech, that would ruin it for me. cn
xKuroiTaimax
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I knew Neer Neer would set the record straight so to speak. :3
They are an insult to the natural awesomeness of the real deal. It also screams insecurity and/or shallowness. Getting surgery to attract more menfolk? Do you see yourself as anything more that tits?
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/391081-why-fake-tits.html
They are an insult to the natural awesomeness of the real deal. It also screams insecurity and/or shallowness. Getting surgery to attract more menfolk? Do you see yourself as anything more that tits?
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/391081-why-fake-tits.html
neosapien
Well-Known Member
Lol, I imagine it sounds exactly like rubbing a balloon. Errrreee.
Refusedpanda
Active Member
natural all the way
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
I had an ex, she was a cool girl, that had a banging body. But she also had no rack. So to insult the natural awesomeness is an off base thought. She had no natural awesomeness up there, and just wanted some so she would look more proportional. I wouldn't go as far as throwing all women that want breast implants into the desperate/insecure category. That a pretty baseless claim. Now girls that just want massive tits for attention I agree isn't cool.
Also you guys seem to think of tit jobs they way they were in the 90s. They feel pretty real nowadays guys. Unless you go massive they look pretty real now too. These cheap porn girls still get cheap tit jobs, I don't like that. But yeah, they are pretty damn good nowadays if you go to reputable doctor.
xKuroiTaimax
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Alright, maybe that was a blanket statement x I think I went into more circumstances in the other thread..
I totally understand wanting to be in proportion, I'm a UK size 10 below and a 4 above, so there have been many times I've wanted bigger boobies so I would look 'right' all over. Then I realized succumbing to that kind of thinking can do alot of damage in your head. some people get addicted to 'tweaking a bit here and there'. Not everyone, but when it becomes so commonplace or 'the done thing' for women to do they can feel just as displeased with themselves for having not done it as for having done it. Or there's the expectation. So many girls who think they cannot compete without fake equipment.. or that you're so used to seeing huge fake tits it takes away from the natural glory that is things like THIS. IT just doesn't seem that special to some peoplr anymore.. or ladies with naturally developed bosoms are just assumed to have had fakes. But I suppose other women's natural breasts are enough to turn some into a spiral of depression.. I try to to be jealous, I just err... appreciate them.
http://www.thegossipavenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/435248382_KBMMI1_122_369lo.jpg
But this is really sad... she has beautiful big boobies (which I have seen outside a bra and they don't stand up like cones but look beautifull....
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The 31-year-old star - who posed for Playboy magazine last year - explained while she is proud her assets are her own, they do "flop" when she takes her underwear off.
She said: "Well, they`re mine so that`s nice. They`re not fake, but they hang a bit.
"They`re not super-perky because they`re so big. That`s always a big disappointment, I think. Like when you take your top off and they go flop!"
Despite claiming she would be "too squeamish" to go under the knife for cosmetic surgery on her breasts, the brunette beauty admitted she is envious of Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie`s figures.
When asked whether she would ever have a breast lift, Kelly said: "No, because apparently they take off your nipples. No, no, I really couldn`t. I don`t even think I could have a boob job I`m too squeamish to have someone do that to me.
"Halle Berry has got really good boobs. And Angelina Jolie." [/TD]
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Wishes hers were big and perky like fake ones or small rather than the bounty she has been blessed with becauue big Natural boobies are ugly... Not sure on the legitimacy of Halle Berry and Angelina's boobs but it seems kind of unfair to expect women who meet the size quota to also possess the gravity defiance.
But at the end of the day I understand you getting me on the 'wanting massive tits for attention' business and wanting to feel proportional. The same goes for women who have had a mastectomy
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I have not yet seen a pair of bolt-ons that move like the real thing. To me, it's that entrancing too-liquid-to-stay wobble and ripple that make real ones such a delight.
And I'd much prefer a ballerina's A-cups to a visually perfect animé boob job. A subjective opinion, but it is mine. cn
timbo123
Active Member
They'd be cool until I realized I was titty-fucking plastic. Then I'd probably lose my woody. So yeah I don't like them either.
Why's that? Afraid your blow up doll girlfriend would be jealous?
(Just fuckin with ya.Peace)
The Outdoorsman
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Yeah I'm not very picky, life's too short to be that judgemental.
Small,large,perky,hangers, all nice to me but idk about fakes man, need to experience them first hand I reckon.
Small,large,perky,hangers, all nice to me but idk about fakes man, need to experience them first hand I reckon.
PeyoteReligion
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You need to go to the strip club then dewd.
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
I second this statement.
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
I'm surprised I'm the only one fapping over Kelly's beautiful boobs (and charming smile).
Lolness x
Lolness x
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I was too busy defending the principle to delight in the principal's pendant pretties. cn
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
It was odd, but quite pleasant to have a sensible discussion about boobies where people are really thinking about boobies and not just taking the opportunity to yell, 'HEY LOOK, BOOBIES!' instead of finding something intelligent to say...
...Why am I complaining? I shall quietly fap away, now I have said my piece on respecting the natural woman lol.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Don't sic Triple T on me, but I am pleased to have helped you get that off your chest. 
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