The UK Growers Thread!

IC3M4L3

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instigator........fuck me where DID you learn to spell??
i had a scotish english teacher,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THER lies the problem i guess

oh god please dont, not adolf....his spelling is actually worse than 1c3's.....my love of the english language just couldnt handle it....you do realise that im actually studying english at uni???this website makes me weep at times!!
FUK UUU!!!
 

RobbieP

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Haha ya still at it.....I told ya I was takin piss mate.... so furry muff if you don't believe me.....you got that little man syndrome bad today mate plus the hair no wonder you stressed lol.....lighten up ffs mate you makin ya sen look guilty of it lolol an stop crying about riu bs it's all I see ya do lol

ign ore the PM i sent after reading this you can go fuck yaself mate ....
 

RobbieP

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Haha ya still at it.....I told ya I was takin piss mate.... so furry muff if you don't believe me.....you got that little man syndrome bad today mate plus the hair no wonder you stressed lol.....lighten up ffs mate you makin ya sen look guilty of it lolol an stop crying about riu bs it's all I see ya do lol
and also it aint little man syndrome im the one stating i aint arguing ....
 

The Yorkshireman

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girlfriend!!! be honest, its a mail order bride....the polish really will do the jobs that no british person wants
Lol no mate, a proper one.

She's actually has a bloody good education, a (Polish) Bsc in Business management and economics and an (English) Msc in marketing and management.

She's dizzy as hell with fuck all common sense though!
 

The Yorkshireman

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So here's a look at my 'Smelly Cherry x Super Lemon Haze (Las's pheno) which I will from here on out refer to as 'Smelly Fingerez', sorry Don but it needs a name and I can't be arsed explaining the parents anymore!

A couple of tent shot's.

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The oldest (by a week believe it or not) and this is the keeper so far.

I cut out the apicle tip late on to improve yield by flattening out the top of the plant and turning all the top shoots into main colas (call the technique 'topping' if you like but it doesn't have the same effect), then I removed all the fan leaves and let it bush.

This particular pheno seems to suit this quite well.

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The younger 2 have been left natural other than a few bottom fan leaves being removed as they were just getting in the way.

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They will all be getting flipped 12/12 in around a week so that I can have something for xmas.
 

IC3M4L3

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WOOHOOO id say wers wally but more like wers rashid!! hahaha


hows the cuts yorkie? ded? lol

u know wen ur gunna say summet then ur mind goes blank.. thats me abotu now
 

The Yorkshireman

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Don't you start aswell yorky lol
I have no idea what you're talking about mate. ;)

All good so far Yorkie, just make sure dad and spaz on standby.lol
Well a little birdy tells me that the dickhead uncle who was sniffing round the grow house that time, the same one who fucked me over on the job at the restaurant is growing himself now.

Apparently the whole restaurant is now full of tents since they fucked me off and closed down. Both beer cellars and the upstairs function room!

Me knowing the layout of the building and this little birdy saying they spent a fair few grand on equipment tells me that they should be capable of pulling £30.000-£50.000 crops. I thought about getting a team together and taxing em.

hows the cuts yorkie? ded? lol
No but I'm building an aero cloner with a fogger unit this week so they'll be going in that before long. I can't be fucking around with propagators and Rockwool anymore, it's just not professional!
 

IC3M4L3

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No but I'm building an aero cloner with a fogger unit this week so they'll be going in that before long. I can't be fucking around with propagators and Rockwool anymore, it's just not professional!
an your saying gaffa tape and drinking straws and tupperware tubs IS professional? lmao

if u get a team toetheger bruv IM IN!!

if ther not ded now tho m8 thats a good sign tho innit?
 
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