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imchucky666

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herbose said:
More statutory rape.

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That reminds me of a couple friends back in Oregon, sitting in the gas station parking lot drinking a soda one afternoon, when a truck came roaring in, and a very excited younger guy jumped out, asking "Where's the ranger station?!?!?!?!"
"Why?" My friend replied, curious, since it didn't seem the guy was hurt, or running from somebody or anything life threatening.
The guy replied "I just shot this GIANT deer, and I want to have it weighed! I think it might be a record!"
Curious as hell now, my buddy and his friend walk with the guy to look in the back of his rig to see this 'trophy size deer'.
When they got to the truck and looked, my two friends looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and proceeded to tell the hunter that the ranger station was just down to the second light, left and he couldn't miss the building on the right.
After the hunter thanked them and pulled away, my two guys looked at each other and said "Do you think we should have told him that was a moose and moose are not in season yet?"

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budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
imchucky666 said:
That reminds me of a couple friends back in Oregon, sitting in the gas station parking lot drinking a soda one afternoon, when a truck came roaring in, and a very excited younger guy jumped out, asking "Where's the ranger station?!?!?!?!"
"Why?" My friend replied, curious, since it didn't seem the guy was hurt, or running from somebody or anything life threatening.
The guy replied "I just shot this GIANT deer, and I want to have it weighed! I think it might be a record!"
Curious as hell now, my buddy and his friend walk with the guy to look in the back of his rig to see this 'trophy size deer'.
When they got to the truck and looked, my two friends looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and proceeded to tell the hunter that the ranger station was just down to the second light, left and he couldn't miss the building on the right.
After the hunter thanked them and pulled away, my two guys looked at each other and said "Do you think we should have told him that was a moose and moose are not in season yet?"

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i once witnessed two black labs humping on the front lawn of a local Sizzler restaurant while eating lunch.

i made sure to point it out to everyone in the restaurant ;)
 
Ganjapussy

Ganjapussy

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What's the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
Rednecks have more teeth!!!!

How do you starve a black person?
Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you name a new born Asian?
Throw pots and pans down the strairs

What do all white people have in common?
We all smoke pot

Happy daze!
 
tuffles

tuffles

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Bad lip reading of the first debate

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Trousers

Trousers

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Ganjapussy said:
What's the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
Rednecks have more teeth!!!!

How do you starve a black person?
Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you name a new born Asian?
Throw pots and pans down the strairs

What do all white people have in common?
We all smoke pot

Happy daze!
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