The People of Craigslist :D

[Kervork]

What.. is that the worst you can find in craigslist. Must be from the big city then.

Out here in the sticks we got some ugly ass trannies.



I have a dom boyfriend in xxx ,one in xxx but hes dating a woman now and I live here in xxx so I decided to see if with all these people now if there is a dominant man that can host ,who likes control, spanking, forced oral and anal, have me clean the house , bondage, caning , toys, CBT I Pass well in public and can wear restraints when out in the evening with you ...I have an extensive wardrobe for all occasions and hundreds of shoes from flat flats to 6 in heels ....Im looking for someone where we can upon each random meeting take off where we left off and build and push limits ...And of course someone that respects the "uncle " word ....Couples are fine with me and Im flexible as to duties and disipline.

Hmm... didn't see trimming weed in the list.. begone bitch.

 

[UncleBuck]

just type the name of the thread you are looking for into google along with "rollitup".

rollitup seems to be good at getting google rank. maybe rolli and finshaggy can share secrets over a cup of tea one of these days.

 

[Trolling]

That's brilliant! Never even thought of Google lol, ironically.

 

[KushXOJ]

Almost forgot about this thread haha
Gotta check my local craigslist real quick

where's uncle buck ? He has all the facially challanged chicks there Oregon lol

 

[billybob420]

just type the name of the thread you are looking for into google along with "rollitup".

rollitup seems to be good at getting google rank. maybe rolli and finshaggy can share secrets over a cup of tea one of these days.

Secret of page ranking? It's the massive amount of content and the fact it's "updated" so often. Plus the amount of visitors.

Not much of a secret just a really popular site.

 

[imchucky666]

What.. is that the worst you can find in craigslist. Must be from the big city then.

Out here in the sticks we got some ugly ass trannies.

.................

 

[Blue Wizard]

isn't EVERY thread in toke-n-talk random jibber jabber?

According to Trolling.



Yes!

 

[KushXOJ]

Long term relationship with someone who wants to have a baby - 37 (Santa Cruz)

Date: 2012-11-09, 4:51PM PST Reply to this post 5smbp-

3398892613@pers.craigslist.org

In 2011 my fiance and I called off our wedding and went our separate ways, and it's high time to move on. It would be nice to find someone who wants to have a baby in about two years.

Me: Late thirties Caucasian female, graduate degree, I work part time, my hobbies include art, live shows, and museums. I love large dogs but I don't have any pets right now. I'm not a sports fanatic but I used to be on the swim team and I was a figure skater (ice skating). I love gardening and home improvement projects although I am a renter and so my options are limited. More stats: 5'7" tall, stocky/curvy build (Both of my parents are half German). Huge tits. Red hair. High I.Q. (two nieces and an uncle scored at the genius level). Most of my relatives are college instructors, teaching a wide range of subjects from violin to genetics. They don't have any money (at all, LOL) but they're extremely well educated and they've traveled all over the world. Music and art run in the family, with six pianists and two master painters.

I worked through college and so I've had a wide variety of entry level jobs. My longest runs were in junior accounting as a corporate accounts payable specialist (loss prevention),and also as a kitchen designer on a full time basis for seven years. I went to graduate school to become a teacher but I ended up being a journalist instead. I cover social justice and urban renewal. I'm also an artist and I sell paintings on occasion.

Please consider if you're ready to be a father before you contact me (sperm donors need not apply). I prefer to be a couple and raise our kid together, but if that's impossible then you'll get 50/50 joint custody when the child reaches age two. I definitely prefer for my kid's dad to be around at all times. I was raised by my dad and I can't imagine growing up without him.

More about my dad - He never planned to become a single parent. He had been the general partner of a law firm in downtown San Francisco for over ten years and he planned to stay there until retirement and so he wasn't in a position to raise four kids by himself. However, he had no choice and it eventually led to giving up the firm. He opened a small solo practice in Danville and kept litigation to a minimum so that he would have time to take care of us. I spent far more time with my dad than any of my friends spent with theirs. We did a million home improvement projects together and we watched a million hours of CNN and talked about politics over ice cream, and he told me wild stories about his crazy clients who were getting sued. I grew up thinking that everyone had a dad like that and so later when I discovered that it's rare I was surprised and I couldn't believe it, and then I became exceedingly cautious of getting pregnant. My ex fiance and I were together for three and a half years but I could tell that he wasn't mentally prepared to settle down. He is now 43 but age has nothing to do with it.

Please write your first name in the subject line so that I'll know that you're not spam and send a picture. I have nine pictures to send back. I have an important question and please answer this thoughtfully during your time off from work. Here it is: Why would you be a good dad?In other words, if there was such a thing as a soul in heaven waiting to be born on earth than why would he/she chose you to be his or her dad?

I live in the South Bay but am thinking of moving to Santa Cruz

Looking for your baby daddy on cl huh ?
Good luck with that

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]Looking for companionship - 54 (Fresno/Clovis)[/h]

I'm looking to find someone that I can spend time with...just talking and enjoying each other's company...maybe watching a movie or going out to dinner, just need someone to be there and have an intelligent conversation with...I'm 54yrs. old, I'm 5'8", 165lbs.brown medium length hair and brown eyes...I'm not looking for a one night stand, so don't even try...sex is the last thing on my mind but, if the chemistry is right then maybe it will happen...if you're interested so far, then good but, I have to mention that I am disabled...I will explain about my disability when we talk...if you want to know more, then please contact me and we'll see where it goes...send me a picture (your pic get's mine) along with your description and what you are looking for...in the subject line put "gentleman" so I know you're real...thanks for reading this...looking forward to hearing from you...talk to you soon!!!
GOD BLESS...HUGS & KISSES TO ALL

 

[KushXOJ]

Just been cheated on - 19

I am 19 and pregnant my ex cheated on me and now I'm just looking for someone to call my own who can be faithful your pic gets mine email me if your serious


Sounds legit

 

[potpimp]

The trick is to know how to properly interpret the ad. Here are a few translations for you:
"I am looking for a committed relationship."
"I am a commitmentphobe looking for a series of one-night stands with emotionally unstable women"

"I am just a normal guy looking for a normal woman. Looks not important."
"I am clinically insane, and rarely bathe."

"Hi i am New to Los Angeles, looking friends and Good Times!!!"
"I am from Russia, and looking for residency."

"My weight could be most accurately described as: a few extra pounds"
"I weigh at least 250lbs and have to do internet dating because I can't walk anymore. I have strange things caught in folds."

"I am a 42 year old woman"
"I am 50, and my husband has just left me for his 37 year old secretary, Patricia. I think they've been at it for years but I can't be sure. But I've pulled myself together, and I'm up and at 'em: no-one's going to stop me being happy."

"I am average looking."
"I fell hard from the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down."

"I am attractive"
"I am plain. You wouldn't remember my face if you were introduced to me twice, but I'm not actually ugly."

"I am very attractive"
"I look after myself and in a certain light, am not unattractive."

"I am very good looking."
"'I am a delusional, narcissistic fool."

"I can't believe I'm doing this!"
"I am a bit embarrassed that I am this desperate." Come on, love, we all are: it's fine.

"I like cuddling up on the sofa with a DVD and a bottle of red wine."
"I am so dull I can't think of anything else to do with the time I have left over from tending my pet turtle."


"Looks aren't that important to me."
"I care very much how someone looks, but don't think I'm good looking enough to be able to say that."