The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

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lmao. my mates always joking we should get some, he normally brings a change of clothes, then he just has a stinking bag of clothes on the bus :lol:
 

Closetgardner

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Motherboards are made from plastic and the graphics accelerator is a chip made from silicon encased in aluminium.

Aluminium has a melting point of 600'C and silicon has a melting point of 1414'C.



Your laptop may well be fucked but I'll put my left knacker on the guy chatting shit about the graphics chip melting over the mobo!
Cheers yorkie. I'm now going back to the shop to tell the fucker to prove it's that, that's fucked. The screen flickered and went off. he said that's why it done that
 

The Yorkshireman

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paper suite? wtf u want one fo them for,, i know ur city is dirty as fuck but DAMN thats over kill yorkie lmo
Because young Padawan, when you have mad skill's and grow 'stink to high heaven' genetics you can't water em in your own clothes any more.
Hell I haven't been able to go in the tent and have a poke about without getting a bath and a scrub from the scourer on exit in about 3 weeks!

Shit just sticks to your arm's and clothes without you realising, now it's on the door handles and the wall as you brushed past coming into the living room. Job's fucked, your house now stinks of fresh, flowering cannabis to everybody except you.

I've 'nipped to the shop' for some skins one time half way through trimming when I didn't use suits, that is a mistake you'll only ever make once I can tell you!
Shitting myself in case a copper comes in while I'm getting served, young girls and mums rushing from the shop holding their hands over their mouths gipping and a couple of local smackhead's are latching onto the rotten Ganja stench that they think is coming from your pocket giving it "ere.....mate smells good that. Fuck me you must have plenty, sort a guy out"!
 

IC3M4L3

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what the perfect ph for coco? just got my first ph meter so im kinda curious, my mix is sitting at 6.3.
5.8 matey

have u calibrated the pen first?

Because young Padawan, when you have mad skill's and grow 'stink to high heaven' genetics you can't water em in your own clothes any more.
Hell I haven't been able to go in the tent and have a poke about without getting a bath and a scrub from the scourer on exit in about 3 weeks!

Shit just sticks to your arm's and clothes without you realising, now it's on the door handles and the wall as you brushed past coming into the living room. Job's fucked, your house now stinks of fresh, flowering cannabis to everybody except you.

I've 'nipped to the shop' for some skins one time half way through trimming when I didn't use suits, that is a mistake you'll only ever make once I can tell you!
Shitting myself in case a copper comes in while I'm getting served, young girls and mums rushing from the shop holding their hands over their mouths gipping and a couple of local smackhead's are latching onto the rotten Ganja stench that they think is coming from your pocket giving it "ere.....mate smells good that. Fuck me you must have plenty, sort a guy out"!
lol i do have good gentics ya plum i think ur forgetting what im growin so good for 3?
 

The Yorkshireman

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Cheers yorkie. I'm now going back to the shop to tell the fucker to prove it's that, that's fucked. The screen flickered and went off. he said that's why it done that
He certainly needs to explain it better than that, it doesn't make sense, get him to physically show you the damage and explain it properly and take a photograph to post here.

If it is fucked beyond repair regardless then bring it home with you and put it in your bin, don't let him keep it to strip for parts.
 

dura72

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no, i thought it came pre-calibrated. i suppose i just mix up the powder with 250 ml of water and adjust the screw? how often do i need to calibrate?
 

IC3M4L3

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no, i thought it came pre-calibrated. i suppose i just mix up the powder with 250 ml of water and adjust the screw? how often do i need to calibrate?
no,see on the bak thers a tiny screw, should have come with a tiny screw driver too. get your buffer and dip the pen in, and adjust the screw to watever the buffer is, so if its 7.0 buffer turn the screw to 7.0 then your pens ready to go

add all ur nutes first before ph and mate,, DROPS is all u need o adjust seriously tiny drops
 

Closetgardner

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He certainly needs to explain it better than that, it doesn't make sense, get him to physically show you the damage and explain it properly and take a photograph to post here.

If it is fucked beyond repair regardless then bring it home with you and put it in your bin, don't let him keep it to strip for parts.
That's the thing mate. He said it's a write off, and then says "I can do a data recovery for you, so you can get your pics and music" I asked how much. He said " if you leave me the laptop I'll do it for free" I don't have a clue, so I probly am getting the pissed ripped right out of me!
 

IC3M4L3

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That's the thing mate. He said it's a write off, and then says "I can do a data recovery for you, so you can get your pics and music" I asked how much. He said " if you leave me the laptop I'll do it for free" I don't have a clue, so I probly am getting the pissed ripped right out of me!
how is it a rite of wen he can stil to data revoery? hes doin it for free thinkikng ul leave him the "written off laptop"

get it bak, was only the screenw asent it?
 

Closetgardner

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Yh ice it was. He said he can remove the hard drive, put my stuff on a usb pen? Yh mate the screen flickered and went off. The lights on the comp still come on but screen doesn't. Fuck nose man!
 

IC3M4L3

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Yh ice it was. He said he can remove the hard drive, put my stuff on a usb pen? Yh mate the screen flickered and went off. The lights on the comp still come on but screen doesn't. Fuck nose man!
sounds like just the lcd, 50 qwid fix? hes trying to fuk ya, what u should hev doen is try plug it into a monitor or a tv via the vga socket, then u know if its the screen or ur gpu, most likely the lcd
 

Closetgardner

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I'm going to get it now. I'll try that when I get back.
@ yorkie. I can't post pics of the damage mate. I'm on my mobile, can't ul pics from this .
 
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