Worst Gift you ever received? or given?

[gioua]

as mentioned in the other thread been married for close to 18 years so.. were ok with buying our own gifts now or not buying at all.

Worst gift I got... electric tie rack (idea was there but... ) Had to wear a tie daily for over 10 years so had a bunch of ties hanging up.. but it took like 10 d cell batteries... wth?


worst I gave was... to wifey about year 3-4 a picnic basket.. she was right.. we would never have used it... lol

 

[cannabineer]

The worst gift i ever received was a rock. yes; a just plain rock.

The worst gift i ever gave was a vibrator rigged to activate inside a soup can when the package was shaken. The package was designed to be difficult and time-consuming to open. ~mad scientist laugh~ cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

...received

...and, in turn, given

 

[cannabineer]

...the ads were hawt though ... cn

[video=youtube;8qqEna-BKwc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qqEna-BKwc[/video]

 

[eye exaggerate]

^ eat the barn door hawt

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

idk, someone once gave me a deepak chopra book. thats worse than a rock. although it's uncannily useful as a coaster/ rolling tray

 

[ProfessorPotSnob]

Damn Cheese Baskets from the late 70s -- yuckkkkk

 

[kinetic]

Received: My own shirt that a friend borrowed. Cheap bastard didn't even wrap it, he just put a bow on it.

 

[Bakatare666]

...received

...and, in turn, given

Isn't that better than "BRUT, by Faberge............"
How many remember Eddie Murphy doing his rendition of that commercial?

 

[Bakatare666]

Received: My own shirt that a friend borrowed. Cheap bastard didn't even wrap it, he just put a bow on it.

Did he at LEAST wash it before returning it?

 

[kinetic]

Did he at LEAST wash it before returning it?

I'm not sure, everything in his place smelled like nag chompa .

I don't remember what I gave him that year but it was the last year he ever got anything from me.

 

[TigerClock]

My wife's grandma gave me a bunch of boxers from a garage sale ...

 

[kinetic]

My wife's grandma gave me a bunch of boxers from a garage sale ...

Empty boxes?

 

[cannabineer]

Empty boxers? cn

 

[TigerClock]

Used boxers

 

[kinetic]

Used boxers

already musked for her pleasure.

 

[mysunnyboy]

lol one of my best friends gave his gf a bathroom scale and toilet brush the first year they were together. they have been married over 15 years now with 2 kids.

 

[theQuetzalcoatl]

I talked a friend of mine into buying his wife Pot's for her birthday one year. She NEVER cooked so not only was it a shitty gift it was really a gift for him. I was very amused.

 

[dirtyho1968]

lol one of my best friends gave his gf a bathroom scale and toilet brush the first year they were together. they have been married over 15 years now with 2 kids.

Surprisingly enough, it sounds like it worked.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

...received

...and, in turn, given

I received this for christmas 2 years ago and it's still in it's original box all mint condition. lol like who really uses this shit anyways? hahahaha