Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?

[ChronicObsession]

Maybe but who gives a fuck?

I'm pretty sure that questionsing a mans sexuality based on whether he sits or stands to pee is in fact gay. I mean to think about that and equate it to homosexuality one has to have homosexuality on the mind to begin with. Women can pee standing up I've seen it LOL....Shoulda asked her if she was gay?

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[cannabisguru]

come on now, if your a grown ass man.. like I am, 29 freaking years old.. and you sit down to piss?!?! IMO.. your a bitch.

period.

peace.

 

[carnage11]

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That's a good ass idea! Probably save some water too. The only thing, I'm kinda tall, I wonder if I would have to kinda squat to get it in there.

What about a little chute that comes out under your butt so you can shit while standing as well?

 

[Leothwyn]

Standing is more convenient, but in the middle of the night I don't want to turn on a light, and I can't see much, I'll sit down. Never worried about how it effects my manly image, or if it makes me gay. I can't help wondering if people who worry about petty shit like this might have some latent feelings that scare them... why else be concerned about such a silly thing?

 

[high|hgih]

Basically, for soem very odd reason, whenever I am under the influence of ANY drug (not including alcohol, I pee standing up on alcohol unless Im too wasted) I literally forget how to pee standing up.. Like the tubes in my dick arent properly aligned or something and it simply wont happen.. Its gay as hell, but its been that way since I was like 16

 

[dababydroman]

ok i wasnt being literal. but who the fuck would care enough to ask a whole bunch of guys if they pee standing or sitting down? i mean come on, what kind of shit is that? is that what you and your buddies talk about when your having a bbq? mr. fucking dr. ?
you of all ppl are here entertaining this thread, fucking lame.

 

[PappaBear]

Standing is more convenient, but in the middle of the night I don't want to turn on a light, and I can't see much, I'll sit down. Never worried about how it effects my manly image, or if it makes me gay. I can't help wondering if people who worry about petty shit like this might have some latent feelings that scare them... why else be concerned about such a silly thing?

I can agree with this point, I like to use light when necessary. My wife hates it! Me and my children run around like mole-people at night and she freaks because she only "hears" us. Sitting to piss in the dark is ok and makes plenty of since. I think it to be almost fully retarded to turn every light in the house on just to use the bathroom or get up to make the baby bottle.

 

[PappaBear]

ok i wasnt being literal. but who the fuck would care enough to ask a whole bunch of guys if they pee standing or sitting down? i mean come on, what kind of shit is that? is that what you and your buddies talk about when your having a bbq? mr. fucking dr. ?
you of all ppl are here entertaining this thread, fucking lame.

umm.. if this question is for me? I asked because it crossed my mind, I would rather piss in public than sit down because my dick not touching water or the bowl is a sanitation issue. If you read the first couple posts you should be able to figure it out.

 

[IregAt420]

AWWWWW


My post got deleted..........

What if I wanted to talk about the mechanics of the colon and how great it feels to slide that SHIT right out of my shitter....

but thats degrading to this community.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

ok i wasnt being literal. but who the fuck would care enough to ask a whole bunch of guys if they pee standing or sitting down? i mean come on, what kind of shit is that? is that what you and your buddies talk about when your having a bbq? mr. fucking dr. ?
you of all ppl are here entertaining this thread, fucking lame.

if you don't got anything to contribute, just bypass the thread and STFU. you know what's lame? your username, dababydroman, lmfao! how old are you boy?

 

[Kush Pu$her]

both ways depends how lazy i am or tired if i was drunk i would just stand not giving a fuck but my dick does hit water gotta put it up on the toilet seat sometimes shitting and pissing ive had a log float and hit my dick.....fuck me

 

[PappaBear]

AWWWWW


My post got deleted..........

What if I wanted to talk about the mechanics of the colon and how great it feels to slide that SHIT right out of my shitter....

but thats degrading to this community.

sorry buddy, i didnt delete it.

 

[iPot]

I piss sitting down only at home because I don't want piss all over my toilet. Even if you piss directly in the water or on the side of the bowl the piss/pisswater will splash every fucking where. I lean to the side so my dick doesn't touch anything.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Basically, for soem very odd reason, whenever I am under the influence of ANY drug (not including alcohol, I pee standing up on alcohol unless Im too wasted) I literally forget how to pee standing up.. Like the tubes in my dick arent properly aligned or something and it simply wont happen.. Its gay as hell, but its been that way since I was like 16

whenever I am under the influence of drugs and have sex while I'm under the influence, I always have a hard time taking that after sex piss. especially if I just did some blow before the deed. after I'm done having sex I wanna pee so bad but it's like numb or something, like no sensation. I just can't get the stream to start flowing, no-go. it can be a bitch sometimes cause this usually happens after I do some heavy partying which ends in the wee hours of the morning and all I wanna do it go to sleep but I can't cause it feels like I gotta piss real bad, but it just won't happen.

 

[Arash45]

Although I'm living in a backward Muslim country superstition that the majority of people think that if someone can urinate standing up to the prophet (Muhammad) has wrong ...... But I'm standing in urine

 

[silasraven]

its easy enough to aim standing one leg but fudge i think im fine just pissing sitting its going to the same place. less mess cause no matter how good your aim is you going to get the drips sprinkling off the water and on the bowl. less cleaning

 

[Bakatare666]

Damn, I thought this kinda stuff was usually started by Padawanbater

 

[Trousers]

I don't want to understand why a man would piss sitting down by choice.
weird

That being said, I have always wanted a urinal.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I finally bought a she-wee; I can do it standing up now!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I finally bought a she-wee; I can do it standing up now!

what?