Manscaping For Singles

[eye exaggerate]

hairy tush.....

lol - "lord take me down town - I'm just lookin' for some - whoa, not that"

 

[kpmarine]

So my ex-wife and I used to shave each others butt cracks. Now I'm single for over a year and its starting to feel like ZZ Top's beard is growin out my ass. Any tips to keep me from cutting up my cheeks? Dare you to ask for pics.

Why not wax? Takes longer to come back and reduced ingrown hair risks, or so I've been told. Never tried it myself, my ass isn't really hairy and nobody's face gets close enough to it to notice what hair there is.

 

[drolove]

hedge trimmer???

 

[Blue Wizard]

i'm just curious as to why someone would go through all that trouble to do all that.

Maybe his has to keep it trimmed or he gets dingleberries.

 

[SFguy]

i bet the tat says daddys girl

looks like shes taking it like a champ!!!!!

 

[dirtsurfr]

Quick and dirty......

 

[cheechako]

At least two typos in the poster - oh well.

 

[TigerClock]

Wait... Your ex wife had a hairy ass?

 

[cannabineer]

Ohh, Dirtsurfr. You anticipated me. i was gonna suggest that's what friends who bring over chili and a lighter are for ... cn

 

[UncleBuck]

thread is worthless without pics.

 

[cannabineer]

thread is worthless without pics.

I know you can provide. Show'em with what they're working. cn

 

[UncleBuck]

I know you can provide. Show'em with what they're working. cn

butt i'm scared.

 

[cannabineer]

butt i'm scared.

RIU's Cheekiest Man? In the words of a friend ... I'm not even renting that one. cn

 

[SFguy]

Bleaching? Tats are the way to go.

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id like to take her for a test ride... shes takin it like a champ!!!!!!!!

 

[Granny weed]

So my ex-wife and I used to shave each others butt cracks. Now I'm single for over a year and its starting to feel like ZZ Top's beard is growin out my ass. Any tips to keep me from cutting up my cheeks? Dare you to ask for pics.

I'm sorry but I'm confused, your ex wife's ass was hairy! I thought only men had hairy asses. I have never known a woman with an hairy ass that would be so irritating no wonder she's your ex wife

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I don't manscape when I am single and not looking for anybody. Don't see a point.

Oh the irony here.


~Must resist~

 

[april]

Squat in the bathtub, use conditioner over shaving cream it works way better or just buy a bush wacker aka beard trimmer

I don't shave my bum just other places...

 

[kinetic]

Squat in the bathtub, use conditioner over shaving cream it works way better or just buy a bush wacker aka beard trimmer

I don't shave my bum just other places...

I've shared some things on here maybe I shouldn't have....but damn April that's quite the visual! lol

 

[Doobius1]

This all sounds too risky. Fuck it I'll braid it

 

[Doobius1]

Squat in the bathtub, use conditioner over shaving cream it works way better or just buy a bush wacker aka beard trimmer

I don't shave my bum just other places...

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