ok so u got a choice sambo, im downloading em now, so its wait till tuesday for post so i can convert to dvd or i can load em upto dvds tomorrow uncoverted for you o convert OR watch on your lappy plugged into tv? upto you matey,
The UK Growers Thread!
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rollajoint
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how you all been lads ?
Closetgardner
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pretty good rolla, just got myself a couple of weeks work so im happy with that i've not worked for years. you?
rollajoint
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thats good closet times are hard out there m8 nothing like a bit of money coming in isi . nothing much m8 watching the footie all day . Trip down to yeovil tomoz to work for the week not looking forward to it . Got an interview for fords friday 3rd time lucky its like getting a job with fucking NASA the questions they ask you are just plain stupid ! and what makes me laugh my step dad works there very good money but he said some of the boys who work there are just total dumb fucks .
dura72
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
- - -
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
- - -
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
- - -
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
- - -
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
- - -
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
- - -
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it?
- - -
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
- - -
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
- - -
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
- - -
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
Closetgardner
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You got plenty of smoke for your trip? Good luck for the interview man, hope it goes well for you. This job ive got is only two/three weeks but if the guys happy with my work it may lead to a permanent job.
Closetgardner
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YO ic3, what's the best burning software to dl from the bay? i remember you said nero wasn't the best
rollajoint
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Yea should be enough to last . cheers pall . Wish you the best pall ! Perminant is what you want life is just easier with money flowing in . What you got under the lights now m8 ?
umm arent we chattin on skype about this?
newuserlol
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I need em dvd ice, had to sell both me laptops to keep this grow goin, this 1 I'm using at the minit has big cracks all over the screen, n I left the 42" led with the missus n kids I got a big old tele.
Honest tho m8 I no its ag getting to dvd, I gotta give this laptop to me sister who brought it back on tues when she gets net, so will be able to do em meself.
What ya up too?
Honest tho m8 I no its ag getting to dvd, I gotta give this laptop to me sister who brought it back on tues when she gets net, so will be able to do em meself.
What ya up too?
Don Gin and Ton
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Cut your pk right back and light feed for a couple of feeds. Looks like overfert
Saerimmner
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Try having a look in here mate: https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/592452-fertilizer-plant-abuse.html
Saerimmner
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Also is it the closest plant to your fan out of interest?
bazoomer
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Thanks m8 , ile give it a go.
newuserlol
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Sorry baz I'm on ne fone I didn't really look, what's the prob m8?
Its all good getting advice from people but u get so many different opinions and then it aint too helpful.
What do u think it is? Read up and make your own decision baz
Its all good getting advice from people but u get so many different opinions and then it aint too helpful.
What do u think it is? Read up and make your own decision baz
bazoomer
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It's about 3ft from exaust fan m8, but it's next to door & plenty of air is being sucked threw , but then some of the others in back of room r going the same ! . I was looking at ozone damage & it does look similar to my leafs .
bazoomer
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No probs m8, yeh , I know were ya coming from , I will just have to tinker ! Thought it wasn't enough cal mag , but there all nice & green , just the fekin rust is spreading !
Saerimmner
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Any canopy/clip on fans near it?
bazoomer
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I got a oscillating fan blowing threw the lower part of the plants & a clip on blowing over top m8, but yes, the lower oscillating fan is only 2 foot away ! , but then the plants at rear are going same way m8 ?