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curious old fart

curious old fart

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"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, �How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"



The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."


:peace:
cof​
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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curious old fart said:
"you'll be fine," he said.
she asked, �how long will it be before i am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"



the surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"what's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't i?"
he replied, yes, you'll be fine.
it's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."


:peace:
Cof​
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doh!!!!!!!!!!
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.​

 But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!
 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do!
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ANC

ANC

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The real challenge is climbing to the top and then aiming for one of the urinals on the sides....
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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ANC said:
The real challenge is climbing to the top and then aiming for one of the urinals on the sides....
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Funny port-a-potty graffiti I read one time:
I looked up at the ceiling and it read;

"If you can pee above this line the (city) Fire Department needs you"
-Phone number was attached
 
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