Straight guys, what is the LEAST amount of money you would blow a guy for?

What is the LEAST amount of money you would blow a guy for?

  • Less than $1,000

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • $1,000-$4,999

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • $5,000-$9,999

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • $10,000-$20,000

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • $20K-$40K

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • $40K-$80K

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • $80K-$200K

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • $200K-$500K

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • $500K-$1 Million

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • More than $1 Million

    Votes: 8 25.0%
  • Total voters
    32
guy incognito

guy incognito

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For clarification: I assume those values are straight up tax free money?

I think some of you are crazy. I don't think i'd do it for 10k. That's only 2 harvests, or like 2 months of work at my real job (maybe 3-4 once you account for taxes and shit). I just don't think it would be worth it to me to cross that line for such a small amount of money. But once you start getting to a value that is a significant portion of your years salary it becomes tempting. Blow a guy for 20 minutes, or work for 12 months? I understand the aversion, but fuck man I also have an aversion to working an entire year at a job unnecessarily.

But $1 million+? So you wouldn't do it for $950,000? What the fuck kind of financial situation are you in that you would pass up the opportunity at $950k, but at a million you would do it? IMO if you have the financial stability and freedom to turn down $950k for 20 minutes worth of unpleasant work, then you don't need to take that job no matter how much additional money they offer you. Fuck man, $950k is more than most riu members will earn in their life time.
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
guy incognito said:
For clarification: I assume those values are straight up tax free money?

I think some of you are crazy. I don't think i'd do it for 10k. That's only 2 harvests, or like 2 months of work at my real job (maybe 3-4 once you account for taxes and shit). I just don't think it would be worth it to me to cross that line for such a small amount of money. But once you start getting to a value that is a significant portion of your years salary it becomes tempting. Blow a guy for 20 minutes, or work for 12 months? I understand the aversion, but fuck man I also have an aversion to working an entire year at a job unnecessarily.

But $1 million+? So you wouldn't do it for $950,000? What the fuck kind of financial situation are you in that you would pass up the opportunity at $950k, but at a million you would do it? IMO if you have the financial stability and freedom to turn down $950k for 20 minutes worth of unpleasant work, then you don't need to take that job no matter how much additional money they offer you. Fuck man, $950k is more than most riu members will earn in their life time.
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Twenty minutes? Ive never sucked a dick in my life and i bet i could getter done in under ten :lol: :):):)
 
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rooky1985

Active Member
46 bucks and a pack of camels LOL(scratching my neck vigorously), I don't need the money but I love making it. Rimjobs are extra though ;). Also 10% discounts if I find the guy funny, see you guys are gonna give one BJ for 10k but my clients will keep coming back with my "blow out" pricing. I will eventually have to hire a staff and some of you will be doing it for 20 an hr. two dudes at a time, and I will be collecting money, living the good life, Blowjob Pimp. I will probably expand and offer all kinds of services, like "get a free blowjob with ten lawn mowings", I will collaborate with several different companies giving them rights to my staff offering promotional deals. Hell all said and done you will be able to get a BJ with a purchase of ten items off the dollar menu.
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
guy incognito said:
If i'm paying that much to get my dick sucked you better believe i'm going to squeeze all the easy ones out before I let you at it.
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I had an old fling call me up about six months ago and ask me if i wanted to come over and "hang out with her and her friend" at 3:30 in the morning. That turned into a fun night but i have to say i spent the first twenty minutes just watching those two get freaky with each other. I swear they had more fun in that twenty minutes than the three of us had for the next,...well we didnt sleep. But the point is, they knew what were looking for where i had no clue comparatively speaking. Girls will agree with me on this. I know what i want out of a woman when im getting head, even on your fourth load i bet i could getter done in under ten :):):)
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

Well-Known Member
Pimp already implies you are prostituting others for money. A "blowjob pimp" is redundant, he does the same job as a regular pimp.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Total Head said:
dignity schmignity. 10k would fix everything wrong with my financial world. i'd sleep like a baby. probably on a brand new mattress with 1500 thread count sheets. i could live with it.

dignity is for people who have money to begin with. for them it's lowering themselves. for me it would be like a promotion. for 10 minutes of work. sign me the fuck up. srsly.
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this quote next to the user name had me cracking up like a school girl.. the one time you don't want your name to be total head,i'd think it would be in this thread.. :D
 
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rooky1985

Active Member
guy incognito said:
Pimp already implies you are prostituting others for money. A "blowjob pimp" is redundant, he does the same job as a regular pimp.
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Thanks for clarifying the redundancy in "blowjob pimp" I don't know how i would market this biz without you, do you need a job ;)??????
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
mysunnyboy said:
hahaha only 4 guys say 1 million bucks or more and 2 guys say less then a grand hahaha :eyesmoke:
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I think the RIU ladies may be tampering with the voting ;) and flaming pie you could get way more than 40 bucks cutie pie, but i was always taught when negotiating a deal to let the other person throw the first bid on the table, you can always barter for a better deal that way ;) if you would have asked me what id pay i would have low balled you with 250 :):):)
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
Ninjabowler said:
I think the RIU ladies may be tampering with the voting ;) and flaming pie you could get way more than 40 bucks cutie pie, but i was always taught when negotiating a deal to let the other person throw the first bid on the table, you can always barter for a better deal that way ;) if you would have asked me what id pay i would have low balled you with 250 :):):)
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omg thank you i didn't even think of that until now :eyesmoke:
 
W Dragon

W Dragon

Well-Known Member
I honestly couldn't say without the money being there on the table but one thing I can say for an absolute certainty is that for a million pound, I would look the guy in the eye like his first love did and do it with a smile on my face and even cuddle him after if that is what it took to walk away with that amount of money lol
I'm as straight as it gets but no mistakes about it for a mil there's not much I wouldn't consider!
 
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