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[FONT=Arial,]Question: If you strapped a slice of buttered bread to the back of a cat, which way down would it land? [/FONT]
 
Question: If you strapped a slice of buttered bread to the back of a cat, which way down would it land?

With a large-enough buttered-cat array, one could build a levitating monorail from Philly to Chicago.

If they arrest me for manslaughter, do you think they'd let me keep the choicer cuts? cn
 
With a large-enough buttered-cat array, one could build a levitating monorail from Philly to Chicago.

If they arrest me for manslaughter, do you think they'd let me keep the choicer cuts? cn

I'm sooooooooo baked right now but that is just really funny and weird (mostly weird) to me. :)
 
...why is it that when people walk toward the bathroom at an event, like a wedding, etc., they always seem to be walking in step with the beat of whatever song is playing? Like it's a runway, or something :)
 
why does everyone have the same organs but, things taste different to people.. like some stuff tastes like crap and some doesnt
 
Why do they bring in so many over the top safety rules in the workplace ? They are cancelling out natural selection! The dumb people with bad genetics are breading! The human race is doomed.
 
Why do they bring in so many over the top safety rules in the workplace ? They are cancelling out natural selection! The dumb people with bad genetics are breading! The human race is doomed.

*breeding

Thank you for so brilliantly illustrating your point. ;)
 
Why is baby food still in jars? Is there not a cheaper container?

use to think this was for heating (putting the jar in hot water to warm it up) or for sterile reasons.. but either way... damn I love the fruit flavored baby food esp the banana's...
 
why is it.. when someone farts and says they fart.. people inhale?

why turn down the car radio when looking for directions?
 
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