CanadianCoyote
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Now THAT's an ER visit I'd like to see.
Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex
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BudMotherWannabe
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GrowTech is my hero! 
korvette1977
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The 1st girl I ever banged in the ass was in high school.. I smelt the shit before I saw it That alone was a turn off , I could not go on It was nasty so I pulled my cock out of her ass used her curtains to clean it off and then she sucked me off.. It was also the 1st time I ever blew a load on a chicks face ... I do find that degrading but hey she wanted it ... Never kissed that chic.. she grew up to be a mother of 7 kids with 6 different daddy's .. and Im nowhere even close to being a baby's daddy of hers
Pookiedough
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Lol @ "poopdick" tag.
angelblake
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lol i was eating this girl ought and she decided to let the water works go right in my face shit got all in my nose and shit her only reply was now you know how i feel so i kicked the bitch ought and took a shower and slept in my geust room
angelblake
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most times when people have anil sex they take an enema b4 u no like in porn u never see shit dick
Stoney McFried
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Since when did the ass become an automatic menu item?Why do guys assume that just because I have more than one hole, I want all of them plugged? C'mon...I've given birth twice and I have fucking hemmorhoids....now why the hell do I want my ass caved in too?
CanadianCoyote
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Exactly. I never understood why "allegedly straight" guys are so hung up on anal.
Stoney McFried
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I know....mystery to me too...but if they want to plug ya so bad, they should be willing to get plugged first!
CanadianCoyote
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Yeah!! Next time a guy asks you for anal, ask him if you can shove a dildo in his ass first. If he says yes and lets you do it, then he's earned his anal plus more. XD
Stoney McFried
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I've actually gotten into fisticuffs with a guy over that...I make it very clear that my ass is off limits...well this guy tried anyway, and got a right smart kick in the thigh(we were doing it doggy so he didnt have to watch me frown)
CanadianCoyote
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One of the few guys I was with was very pushy, he kept telling me that anal was the best and I'd love it... and when I kept saying no he got really frustrated. He was a lot stronger than I was ... for a moment, I thought I was gonna be forced into it ... but he managed to contain himself. Never called me after that ...
Stoney McFried
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That sounds scary...I'd have pretended to go along..."hey lemme take a shit first..." then I'd have climbed out his bathroom window...and if he didnt have one, "id beat him to death with his toilet seat!RAAAARGH!
CanadianCoyote
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Toilet seat? Nah, I'd just gut him with my house keys. It was pretty scary, but I kinda got the feeling that openly showing fear would turn him on. He kept saying stuff like "You're scared, aint'cha baby..."
It was shortly after that experience that I came to terms with my homosexuality. ^^;
It was shortly after that experience that I came to terms with my homosexuality. ^^;
Stoney McFried
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Well what a rude prick he was...I have big brothers as well, so if I didnt get him, they would...NO MEANS NO!
CanadianCoyote
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No means 'no' ... unless it means 'yes'. So that's why we use Safety Words, people! XD
Sorry, terrible joke. I've actually never shared my experience with that guy with my brother. He'd hunt him down and kill him, I know he would, but since the guy didn't act on his request I figured I'll keep it to m'self.
Sorry, terrible joke. I've actually never shared my experience with that guy with my brother. He'd hunt him down and kill him, I know he would, but since the guy didn't act on his request I figured I'll keep it to m'self.
Stoney McFried
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Don't panic next time....it could just be an s.o.s pad she keeps down there to clean dishes with