Brown Weed explained

CBDGUY

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Back in the day in London, when we used to smoke like there was no tomorrow and skunk was in short supply, we sometimes settled for something called "Brown Weed". Brown Weed contained a lot of seeds, it had a musky sweet smell and it gave us a very enjoyable philosophical high.

I've just asked a question on this forum, so I would also like to contribute to the community by explaining what Brown Weed really is. That's because I remember many people wondering about it and I could never find a straight answer myself before I learned the truth.

A veil of mystery persists around this "strain", so let me be the first (at least I think I'd be the first) to tell you what it is in plain language.

It is not a Cannabis strain by itself. Brown Weed is a male plant of whatever strain, usually distributed by guys trying to make up for wasted time and money. It was typically sold to silly youngsters and Eastern Europeans who didn't know better. At least that was the case in the UK some 10 yrs ago. I personally knew a guy who sold Brown Weed. You could get a 10g or even 15g bag for just £20.

Unfortunately, as the popularity of its mellow high grew, it became quite common that the weed came "pre-smoked" using evaporators, depriving it of almost all active content. Then it was re-hydrated with water and some fresh brown weed was mixed in. This practice, of course, quickly sent Brown Weed back to oblivion. Who wants to smoke a pile of useless dead plant, right? The only high it could give you was the buzz of carbon monoxide poisoning.

The brown-ish colour had something to do with nutrients that caused the leafs to turn dark-purple. Some cannabis strains even have naturally dark-purple leafs. If the male plant wasn't brown after drying, it got thrown away, because the con would then be very hard to pull off. Sometimes, mixed with female plant trimmings, it was also used for making hashcakes, butter, lollypops, weed wine etc.

So there it is. Brown Weed mystery solved. Everything else is just urban myth and tall tales. It also goes to show you that a plant doesn't have to be covered with crystals and smell like hell or even be a female to be a good smoke. Mind you, Brown Weed had to be smoked pure with nothing mixed in and, unlike cigarettes, it was smoked straight into the lungs.
I can already hear you coughing and gagging. I know I was, but the high was worth it :spew:
 

Bigby

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Back in the day in London... It was typically sold to... Eastern Europeans who didn't know better.
When, may I ask, was 'back in the day in London'?

Skunk has been available in London, from personal experience, since at least 1992. I am sure it was possible to get it before that. It began to dominate over all other forms of cannabis by the late 90's.

The influx of Eastern European immigrants didn't begin until after the 2004 EU expansion. In fact most of the time that sort of stuff was prevalent, Eastern Europeans were trapped behind an Iron Curtain. Doesn't add up.

Your entire story sounds like a bizarre attempt to explain what block weed is/was. Used to see it about all the time. We used to be able to choose from a decent weed (not sensi, but strong Thai/Indian/Morrocan/South African (eg Durban poison) seeded weed), the shitty block stuff that could be all sorts of colours from brown to purple, and a variety of hashes such as red/blonde Leb, Moroccan, and good old squidgy black.

let me be the first to tell you what it is in plain language. Everything else is just urban myth and tall tales.
So, how did you discover this wisdom then? And what makes you so certain that what you are saying is fact and everything else is urban myth?
 

LockedOutOfHeaven

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To be honest you lost 2/3 way through this wack ass post! Who the (bleep) smokes shit that anyways????? If it is brown or anythin g other than green dont smoke it!!! Even the shit from mexico is green! Damn.... Go smoke crack instead!
 

Bigby

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If it is anything other than green dont smoke it!!!
What colour is hash?

Oh and may I also add;
Purple kush
purple haze
Blueberry
Blackberry
Killing Fields
etc etc

Pink and purple is a perfectly acceptable colour. Racism! :roll:

;-) LOL

This thread is sufficiently retarded to be entertaining at 3am :-D
 

RIKNSTEIN

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When, may I ask, was 'back in the day in London'?

Skunk has been available in London, from personal experience, since at least 1992. I am sure it was possible to get it before that. It began to dominate over all other forms of cannabis by the late 90's.

The influx of Eastern European immigrants didn't begin until after the 2004 EU expansion. In fact most of the time that sort of stuff was prevalent, Eastern Europeans were trapped behind an Iron Curtain. Doesn't add up.

Your entire story sounds like a bizarre attempt to explain what block weed is/was. Used to see it about all the time. We used to be able to choose from a decent weed (not sensi, but strong Thai/Indian/Morrocan/South African (eg Durban poison) seeded weed), the shitty block stuff that could be all sorts of colours from brown to purple, and a variety of hashes such as red/blonde Leb, Moroccan, and good old squidgy black.



So, how did you discover this wisdom then? And what makes you so certain that what you are saying is fact and everything else is urban myth?
I don't know about this urban legend surrounding "brown pot", yes my last name is Brown, and yes I used to sell to the homies n da hood, and they would ask each other "hey dat Brown pot?", cuz they knew I had the best...and as far as "since at least 1992" there Bigby, man you're young ain't ya?
 

LockedOutOfHeaven

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Like i said "some purple is good"! Go to school son! If you have ever grown any purple you may speak to us. If not grow some and....then speak.
 

LockedOutOfHeaven

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To be honest i smoked some brown ass moldy shit when i was young that was better than some purple i smoked recently. Not grown by me or any of my peeps of course. So children be quiet!!!!
 

Bigby

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I don't know about this urban legend surrounding "brown pot", yes my last name is Brown, and yes I used to sell to the homies n da hood, and they would ask each other "hey dat Brown pot?", cuz they knew I had the best...and as far as "since at least 1992" there Bigby, man you're young ain't ya?
I'm younger than me Mum but older than me son...son! :-P
 

RIKNSTEIN

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Like i said "some purple is good"! Go to school son! If you have ever grown any purple you may speak to us. If not grow some and....then speak.
purple, blue, white, silver, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, kiwi...hold on I'm confused...squirell.!!! Damn ADHD fuck, wha...oh ya, it's all good (as my sis in law would say)...pot, fruit, confusion, and those fuckin squirells, yep all good....man people lighten up this is fun shit, smoke a lil and put on some tunes and kick back for a moment...chill...aahhhh shit I must be high
 

Bigby

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purple, blue, white, silver, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, kiwi...hold on I'm confused...squirell.!!! Damn ADHD fuck, wha...oh ya, it's all good (as my sis in law would say)...pot, fruit, confusion, and those fuckin squirells, yep all good....man people lighten up this is fun shit, smoke a lil and put on some tunes and kick back for a moment...chill...aahhhh shit I must be high
Who's stropping? I'm being as serious as this thread (my use of the word retarded to describe it should demonstrate how serious I find it). A capitalised LOL also is a bit of a sign that I'm, not taking things seriously.

The apology in the previous post is both a nice sign of how good a community this is, and further cause of mirth for me. I'm laughing rather hard right about now!
 

RIKNSTEIN

Well-Known Member
I'm younger than me Mum but older than me son...son! :-P
Ya know i admit i was a little out of place. Sorry bro!
Come on Bigby, you didn't find at least a lil funny..man I really must be high..lol..and LockedOutOfHeaven, like my sis in law says, it's all good man, shit happens. I was with a woman for 20 years, had 3 beautiful kids, she was a knock out, I mean pure arm candy buddy, but dumber than a box...I mean at least a box knows it's a box right...kids left to school, and man, me and her split...I didn't realize that the only intelligent conversations I had were w/my kids!!! but hey it's all good...lol
 

Dannysayo

Active Member
Nah I can agree, I have smoked some good brown mid grade weed and had a pretty good high. It has been awhile and its hard to compare now due to the extrem amts of hybrid strains and all the medical floating around
 

Bigby

Well-Known Member
Come on Bigby, you didn't find at least a lil funny..man I really must be high..lol..and LockedOutOfHeaven, like my sis in law says, it's all good man, shit happens. I was with a woman for 20 years, had 3 beautiful kids, she was a knock out, I mean pure arm candy buddy, but dumber than a box...I mean at least a box knows it's a box right...kids left to school, and man, me and her split...I didn't realize that the only intelligent conversations I had were w/my kids!!! but hey it's all good...lol
Can I sit on your knee please Grandad? I'll bring the Werthers original! :-P

LOL :-)
 
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