To all RIU ladies

[captaingreenthumb]

gross no saggy testicles be slappin in my face LOL

Especially after they've been in the toilet water!

 

[Flaming Pie]

So, you've seen non saggy testicles? tell me more?

My hubbys testicles are only "saggy" when the house is super hot and he just took a hot shower (hot body temp). He has nice balls. Not too big and they hang just right most the times.

 

[kinetic]

the sagginess of the testicles depends on temp and proximity to climax.

And danger, the body wil take them up if theres danger involved.

 

[joe macclennan]

I'm so glad some women finally came to this thread.

*pulls up chair*

 

[sunni]

and danger, the body wil take them up if theres danger involved.

stranger danger!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kinetic]

I know officially know too much about flaming pies husbands balls.

 

[Ninjabowler]

i have no sex toys
You need to live on the wild side a little, you wouldnt be hittin on gay guys..on the internet..and so frustrated if you had a Bob in the to drawer. ( Battery Operated Boyfriend )

 

[hereshegrows]

Sunni, if you can get there no probs all the time good for you!

I can't get there without some type of mental stimulation. Fantasies, visuals, deepthroating.. My mind is too busy and gets in the way if I don't have it occupied.

Two words..."we-vibe" I need not say anymore

 

[Flaming Pie]

pffft. battery operated. Go big or go home.

 

[sunni]

You need to live on the wild side a little, you wouldnt be hittin on gay guys..on the internet..and so frustrated if you had a Bob in the to drawer. ( Battery Operated Boyfriend )

this comming from the guy whos never ate pussy? and i need to live a little? hahahaha

 

[giggles26]

 

[captaingreenthumb]

this comming from the guy whos never ate pussy? and i need to live a little? hahahaha

BURN! We all saw it! hahaha, seriously though...the pussy eating thread had me laughing nearly as long as this one.

Sunni, what's LOL?

 

[giggles26]

this comming from the guy whos never ate pussy? and i need to live a little? hahahaha

Woah what!? Who hasn't ate pussy? Damn I love me a good ol pussy eating. Nothing like saying my abcs haha

 

[Flaming Pie]

Two words..."we-vibe" I need not say anymore

140 bucks!

For that price the vibrations better shake my tits!

 

[sunni]

BURN! We all saw it! hahaha, seriously though...the pussy eating thread had me laughing nearly as long as this one.

Sunni, what's LOL?

lol is laugh out loud

no i was burning him i was just poking a friendly ha ha at him like he did with mei like ninja hes cool

 

[joe macclennan]

Sunni, what's LOL?

wut

 

[giggles26]

BURN! We all saw it! hahaha, seriously though...the pussy eating thread had me laughing nearly as long as this one.

Sunni, what's LOL?

LOL=Laughing out loud
LMAO=Laughing my ass off
ROFLMAO=Rolling on floor laughing my ass off
BRB=be right back

Need more? There's million lol.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

this comming from the guy whos never ate pussy? and i need to live a little? hahahaha

I love a good pussy munching. Just thought I should share.

 

[sunni]

Woah what!? Who hasn't ate pussy? Damn I love me a good ol pussy eating. Nothing like saying my abcs haha

https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/630140-teach-me-eat-beaver.html

pretty cool read to be honest i know everyones trade secrets now

 

[Ninjabowler]

this comming from the guy whos never ate pussy? and i need to live a little? hahahaha

Im opening up lol touche