The Sex Talk Thread

[Granny weed]

Don't get offended gran's. You know I like ya. The online world is todays "book" as it were. There is still a measure of anonymity. With real-time feedback both positive and negative. I admit this thread has gotten a bit raunchy here and there, but it is providing a pretty good laugh for many.
Seriously, no offense intended, but if you don't like the content don't come on this thread.

Did I say I was offended, I haven't always been this old you know you young men and woman think you've got it all Sussed well I could tell you things that would make your hair curl, but I'm a lady and I won't I ill just sit here and smile to myself. You go for it nothing shocks me I can assure you that, but I know a few thing that might shock you young man.

 

[Granny weed]

I didn't mean she should go away. I simply meant if she was offended she shouldn't read here. That's all. I like the grans too. She's a sweet lady w/ a big heart.
I wouldn't want my granny reading this thread

Well I'm not your granny and I'm not offended and you have not offended me. And as ninja says I'm with him, and I can teach him a lot more than you'll ever know but don't tell anyone it's a secret.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Hey cutiepie, remember when i told you how much i was in love with my ex while she was prego? I didnt worry about any of that stuff, all i cared about was that my baby was inside my fiances belly and that made her the most beautifull woman in the world to me. It kinda sucked with the whole sex thing and dealing with her being uncomortable all the time and irritable, hormonal, self conscious, and lots of other stuff but hey, thats pregnancy for ya. He loves you and he thinks your beautiful, dont let your feelings sabbotage you right now. They will play tricks on you. My ex has confessed that she knew it was her hormones talking but there was nothing she could do about it. Trust in your man and trust me, it will all be worth it when you hold that baby in your arms

Don't worry. =)

I love my husband.

He is a great man and will be a loving father.

I knew when I let him inside last august that we were ready for a baby. He has been wonderful this entire pregnancy. Very patient and loving.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Except the whole world knows about you, how do you think people managed when their was no Internet we sat down quietly and privately with a book, and no one else needed to hear all your intimate details.

No one is gonna walk up on the street and say:

"HEY! I saw you on rollitup and you are a sex machine!"

Or

"Hey! I saw you on rollitup and you are a slut cus you like pleasing your hubby!"

 

[Flaming Pie]

Don't get offended gran's. You know I like ya. The online world is todays "book" as it were. There is still a measure of anonymity. With real-time feedback both positive and negative. I admit this thread has gotten a bit raunchy here and there, but it is providing a pretty good laugh for many.
Seriously, no offense intended, but if you don't like the content don't come on this thread.

Ya. It's like I can share my biography with people before I am dead!

 

[Ninjabowler]

LMAO, I actually got up to make myself a sandwich, hahaha, because I hadn't eaten all day for some reason (too engrossed in work I guess) and I got super hungry afterwards.

So what was her smoke report? Is she in on the experiment or did you just give her a load in the mouth?

 

[Flaming Pie]

Have we gone over the Donkey Punch yet? Anybody pull off a successful donkey punch?

Dirty Sanchez?

Frosty Milkshake?

Rusty Trombone?

The Russian Bicycle?

Upper Decker?

Fluffy Squirrel Sandwich?

My personal favorite is the Dilapitated Dinosaur. You guys are super armature if you don't know these sweet sex manuvers.

My husbands marine buddies LOVVVED to joke around about that kinda stuff.

My husband laughed about it too.

I told him the day he tryed it would be the last day he'd be in bed with me.

Cept for the dutch oven.. I gave him a few chances on that one. But I got him back.

 

[Figong]

So what was her smoke report? Is she in on the experiment or did you just give her a load in the mouth?

rofl @ smoke report.. 1-10 scale.. 1 = barely worked, 10 being well-smoked.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Thanks, friend! I have a scientific mind, so I know what's up.

She's currently asleep in my bed, and I'm heading back there too soon, but I thought I'd post my success story.

Dear lord.


Perhaps you are being a little TOO scientific.

 

[Flaming Pie]

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Some times I think that is why my hubby married me. Because he gets a kick out of annoying me.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Don't worry. =)

I love my husband.

He is a great man and will be a loving father.

I knew when I let him inside last august that we were ready for a baby. He has been wonderful this entire pregnancy. Very patient and loving.

Good, i just dont want you getting down on yourself rightnow. You dont need anything negetive in your life right now. You are beautiful in every way.​ And sexy too *wink*

 

[Ninjabowler]

Well I'm not your granny and I'm not offended and you have not offended me. And as ninja says I'm with him, and I can teach him a lot more than you'll ever know but don't tell anyone it's a secret.

Gurrr granny raahr your making me blush

 

[joe macclennan]

New topic pie?

 

[oldesthippy]

Dame i love Pie
especially after some meds IMHO

New topic pie?

 

[Flaming Pie]

Ok.

Something I am genuinely curious about.

The women in some tribes never wear shirts or coverings for their breasts. And in some tribes the men don't wear coverings over their penis.

Do you think their people are constantly eye humping the pretty/attractive nudes? Is genitalia view as something purely sexual over there? Or do they look past the nudity?

Looking for opinions and facts. Fill me in.

 

[fr3d12]

Ok.

Something I am genuinely curious about.

The women in some tribes never wear shirts or coverings for their breasts. And in some tribes the men don't wear coverings over their penis.

Do you think their people are constantly eye humping the pretty/attractive nudes? Is genitalia view as something purely sexual over there? Or do they look past the nudity?

Looking for opinions and facts. Fill me in.

I think they don't look at each other as we do,we see a pretty lady etc in tight jeans and drool over how good her butt looks in them because nudity to us is not the norm unless behind closed doors,they on the other hand are born naked and live their lives naked so are desensitised to it from a very young age.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Do you think they pick their spouse/mate based on looks? Like...the least saggy titted woman inthe tribe? (but then, I guess if that was the goal, there would be less saggy tits genetically..)

 

[fr3d12]

Do you think they pick their spouse/mate based on looks? Like...the least saggy titted woman inthe tribe? (but then, I guess if that was the goal, there would be less saggy tits genetically..)

Men pick wives based on dowrys and women get hot and bothered when the men do their warrior dances,,most of those tribes are polygamous so the guys have more than one wife.
As for the saggy tits,why is that even the young women have them?
Is it anything to do with them never having worn any kind of bra for support?

 

[joe macclennan]

I believe attractiveness is noticed in all cultures.

 

[joe macclennan]

as far as picking their spouse based on this. I suppose social rank would play a big part, and like d12 said dowries pay a big part as well.