What growers do not want to hear..

i beat the crap out of my clones, only the plants that are capable of surviving and remaining nanner/ballsack free stay in my harem. i only have 1 og kush plant and its a hybrid from csg, all because they tend to be finicky, almost every og kush ive grown has been high maintenance but somehow they managed to do right by OG chem, when both parents are notorious for being prone to intersexing. ive got a few others like vortex, armageddon, anesthesia, chernobyl that have yet to intersex despite training, super cropping, lack of feeding, watering, lights falling on them, burns, high temps, low temps. thats what makes it into my clone closet, not necessarily the most potent but its gotta be dank for me to keep around to begin with, meet the criteria or suffer the existence of a one grow show.

well alrighty now..um..which strain are you smoking? lmfao
 
And we all know you have the biggest lips...

(Neighbors) I was wondering if you had a skunk problem? There is a faint smell coming from your home


(again) is that dog hair on my bud?.... (my bad)

hahahaaha tell 'em you have a snake problem then go to home depot pick up snake repellent PELLETS for 25$ spread around foundation and keep partially empty bag to prominently display (you may even want to advise your helpful neighbor on which brand to buy if "they ever get a snake problem too")..it also repels nosy neighbors lol
 
"yo, yo... yo i got dis shiz, its call 'the death', it will make you go crazy if you smoke too much"

yea yea, just sell me your mids and move on.
 
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