My Computer is fuckin broken

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Jimmy, he already answered your question.. It is the first sentence of his post. JEEEZ.

Sorry i didnt care enough to actually read his post. Jeez.

 

[KushXOJ]

[video=youtube;9RPPPHzPw20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RPPPHzPw20&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

 

[neosapien]

You guys are dicks!

Fin, if it's a Windows computer and you're able to get to get past the login you've got a virus. This is a pretty nice tutorial for most Windows viruses.
www.windowssaver.com

 

[KushXOJ]

ok last one ......

[video=youtube_share;5dKvET4mk8o]http://youtu.be/5dKvET4mk8o[/video]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

You guys are dicks!

Fin, if it's a Windows computer and you're able to get to get past the login you've got a virus. This is a pretty nice tutorial for most Windows viruses.
www.windowssaver.com

Neo is right, fin. Sounds like you have a classic case of a .dll virus (that's D L L). Hit your start button, search for "dll". If there are two for Windows, delete the longest one, and immediately restart your computer. Unplug it, pull the battery, whatever you have to do. THIS should fix it.

 

[blacksun]

shinfaggy, you should try rebooting the computer.

 

[UncleBuck]

I'm sending this from my phone.
ive turned my computer off and on 3x now, every time it's on for like 5 minutes then freezes and the mouse won't move. And no matter how long I wait nothing happens. The only thing I can do is click ctrl alt delete, and all that does is let me use the directional keys to choose "switch users" then when I switch it just freezes that one.

does anyone know what to do?

mooch a new computer?

kill yourself?

i like the latter.

 

[minnesmoker]

When you turn the computer on do you hear the fans running,

First thing he did when he got it was trim all the fans, you know, to make it more efficient and to make it stronger through stress.

 

[chewberto]

My dang o puter done stopped workin y'all? K thanks

 

[see4]

First thing he did when he got it was trim all the fans, you know, to make it more efficient and to make it stronger through stress.

C'mon folks.. this deserves more likes. He made a double jab using two completely separate hobbies.. if he were a boxer, he would be controlling the fight right now..

 

[skunkd0c]

I'm sending this from my phone.
ive turned my computer off and on 3x now, every time it's on for like 5 minutes then freezes and the mouse won't move. And no matter how long I wait nothing happens. The only thing I can do is click ctrl alt delete, and all that does is let me use the directional keys to choose "switch users" then when I switch it just freezes that one.

does anyone know what to do?

Reformat .

 

[curious2garden]

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Fin, if it's a Windows computer and you're able to get to get past the login you've got a virus. This is a pretty nice tutorial for most Windows viruses.
www.windowssaver.com

My money is on malware too. I gave him a link to a free Kaspersky Rescue disk. Unfortunately Fin is being his usual self and ignoring anything even resembling help. Which in the end explains the hate response. Actually it's sad but entertaining a la car wreck.

 

[curious2garden]

C'mon folks.. this deserves more likes. He made a double jab using two completely separate hobbies.. if he were a boxer, he would be controlling the fight right now..

LOL he had me at PD.

 

[neosapien]

My money is on malware too. I gave him a link to a free Kaspersky Rescue disk. Unfortunately Fin is being his usual self and ignoring anything even resembling help. Which in the end explains the hate response. Actually it's sad but entertaining a la car wreck.

For years I always stood on the sidelines because I thought he was ok. Then at some point he just got to be too much. I gave him a link to a free rickroll. He "liked" it. So I doubt, even if my help were to be real, he even followed it.

 

[Finshaggy]

For years I always stood on the sidelines because I thought he was ok. Then at some point he just got to be too much. I gave him a link to a free rickroll. He "liked" it. So I doubt, even if my help were to be real, he even followed it.

I got my old computer working. I stopped paying attention to advice in this thread like a page or two ago.

 

[Finshaggy]

But I liked the stuff that looked real.