what rlthe fuck

april

april

Pickle Queen
420God said:
Thank you!:)

It's weird, when I tried to comment on your post the forum kept changing the capitalization of what I was posting.
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Turn off ur spell check lol I screwed with my friends after I saw a video lol fun times

I gotta remember that sarcasm and the internet just don't mix lol at least u got it lol my android does weird things too when I try and quote.

Wait I put an upper case F in "French" and in ur quote it's not lol
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Trolling said:
OP is 12...
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Show me ur evidence, or shall I proceed with this quote: opinions are like assholes, we all have them but most stink.

What if someone claimed I was 17 not 31... does that make it fact? please submit the facts backing ur accusation....
 
greenswag

greenswag

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april said:
Show me ur evidence, or shall I proceed with this quote: opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they stink.
What if someone claimed I was 17 not 31... does that make it fact? please submit the facts backing ur accusation....
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fixed it, at least that's how my brother told it to me. I don't think 'most' assholes stink, unless you perfume it lol
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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april said:
Show me ur evidence, or shall I proceed with this quote: opinions are like assholes, we all have them but most stink.

What if someone claimed I was 17 not 31... does that make it fact? please submit the facts backing ur accusation....
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You want proof? Here's your proof

shadowweed said:
yall gotta listen ti this. i was watching tv when my doorbell rang. i put my pipe down and grab my glock and get up. i holster it behind in the belt.lt holste and walk to the door. i open the door and this female ,that was 20, says «hi im selling girl scout cookies» so then i say «arent ya a little to old for girl scouts» then she says «nope, but you must be (she says my real name)» i then say yup thats me and your not selling cookies are ya» she pauses «not cookies but a cookie with milk» so in my head im saying holy shizniz. ight ight....wait what .....nvm......so im saying in my head «holy shizniz». so i let her in and she sniffs a couple time and says« you smoking northern lights?» my jaw hits the fucking floor cause we havent even gotten to my living room yet. but anyways she starts to slow doewn and lean against the wall and licks her lips and says «come here» and of course im in a trance just staring. so i shake my head to get focused and i get cloeser and holy fuck shes smells awesome like the freshest strawberries and flowers. she then puts her hands around me (she couldnt get them around my neck cause im six foot six) my hands shoot straight to grab her ass and it was the perfect size ....not to big not to small.....so kissing then making out and before i know it my size 32 waist 36 length pants are on the floor. so are my boxers. so ahe atarts sucking and im like damn best blow job. so she finishes up we heads toward the couch and from we startup the chitty chitty bang bang . now i unser stand why shes is still here right beside me..... and correcting me on this post......like if i missed something ha hahaha wrong i gave her the good good lololol
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:lol:
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
ClaytonBigsby said:
WTF April, the new kid can talk crazy, but you delete my post?
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Shall we compare them side by side via pm to discuss the reasons why... dude seriously u jealous or something? No need lots of April to go around, hugs?? ya hugs mine come with boobs :) little ones but still... His was a ghetto playboy fantasy, yours was crude and just mocking a member which in itself violates sites rules, we done yet?? lol ya momma always wins ;)
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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april said:
Shall we compare them side by side via pm to discuss the reasons why... dude seriously u jealous or something? No need lots of April to go around, hugs?? ya hugs mine come with boobs :) little ones but still... His was a ghetto playboy fantasy, yours was crude and just mocking a member which in itself violates sites rules, we done yet?? lol ya momma always wins ;)
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No, we are not done. If I change his name to mine can it go back up? Jealous of what?
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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april said:
Shall we compare them side by side via pm to discuss the reasons why... dude seriously u jealous or something? No need lots of April to go around, hugs?? ya hugs mine come with boobs :) little ones but still... His was a ghetto playboy fantasy, yours was crude and just mocking a member which in itself violates sites rules, we done yet?? lol ya momma always wins ;)
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Hello? Yes, I would like to compare them in PM. I have never been censored here before.
 
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