has anyone ever attempted? when i was 12, i got into a field of angus to explore said theory, unfortunately did NOT see the BULL..rofl..if any of you grew up on a farm well you know how fucking fast i wailed outta there..i seriously never felt adrenaline like that before except the time at 7, wacked a wasps' nest with a stick like a baseball bat..and haven't felt it since..i think that's how people can lift a car etc; at moment when life is in peril..
Cow Tipping/Fact or Fiction?
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Total fiction. The cow ignored my tip and served me stale milk. cn
StealthySteve
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u better have some help.. a cow will not just tip over like its nothing...any idea how heavy a cow is?? now if you get two four-wheelers and tie a rope between them you could just trip them....now thats livin!
(warning: tripping cows may cause broken ribs and other bodily harm to said cow)
(warning: tripping cows may cause broken ribs and other bodily harm to said cow)
Figong
Well-Known Member
Considering that cows don't sleep standing up, this would be a non-issue.. they can doze/nap, however.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"recipe for Ground Beef" cn
StealthySteve
Well-Known Member
indeed! lmao
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
What if she pointed and giggled? I'd bet the tip would feel even hollower then ... cn
DrKingGreen
Well-Known Member
He needs to be banned. He's been trolling everyone all day.
On the cow note, it is possible to push them over, but with very bad consequences. When I was about 14, 2 friends and I succeeded in pushing a cow over. It broke it's leg and had to be slaughtered early. My stepdad was pissed and I got tore up over that one!
On the cow note, it is possible to push them over, but with very bad consequences. When I was about 14, 2 friends and I succeeded in pushing a cow over. It broke it's leg and had to be slaughtered early. My stepdad was pissed and I got tore up over that one!
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
Yeah but you'd have a tipped cow
.. worth it
Jimmyjonestoo
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No Tommy Boy link? Id do it myself but phone ....yeah.....
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Fuck off......
slowbus
New Member
they have cows in Bensonhurst?
btw,if you have cows you hope they'll lay down a lot,not just to sleep.They make more milk that way.
We used to install matress' s for them in the barns so they are encouraged to lay and make milk
StealthySteve
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So you got you successfully tipped the cow...and you got to eat it some steaks before you were supposed too... Im not really seeing the bad here, well besides getting tore up, but i think it might be worth the steak if it was juicy enough
^^^now this is effective lmao
DrKingGreen
Well-Known Member
lol. We sold our beef most of the time. Not sure if I got to sample the young tender meet or not... Chasing them on a dirt bike is pretty fun too btw. Man I was a mean kid!So you got you successfully tipped the cow...and you got to eat it some steaks before you were supposed too... Im not really seeing the bad here, well besides getting tore up, but i think it might be worth the steak if it was juicy enough
^^^now this is effective lmao
ricky1lung
Well-Known Member
Lmao, chasing them on dirt bikes is fun. Even funnier when you dump the clutch on a fresh pie and get your buddy behind you.
Then you become the one getting chased.
All's fair when on a tear.
slowbus
New Member
Lmao, chasing them on dirt bikes is fun. Even funnier when you dump the clutch on a fresh pie and get your buddy behind you.
Then you become the one getting chased.
All's fair when on a tear.
my neighbor would empty his shit tank in the entrance of his field to keep us out.Well my buddy thought it dried up and could skip over it on his sport quad.The front wheels stopped dead in the wet poop.He went over the bars face first in a pond a shit knee deep.Fuckin hysterical it was
VTMi'kmaq
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I'll let me freak flag fly sure.......oh whoops wrong thread, anyway yeah cowtippin is a sport up here! Also have heard of cowhands letting the calves suck them off! No REALLY! That movie ah .......the cowboy way... that shit aint a movie prop its real! Then again back in the day there were area's where men were men and shepp were scared! Yesssir mud bogs and cow tippin!