PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

[lahadaextranjera]

Honey, I doubt anyone has ever turned you down, so hell yeah!

We shall see- I've got a fine speciMan here who I'm gonna try my luck with in a minute. It is 9am after all !!

 

[Orithil]

How do you lift your cock out of the urinal if u cant lift 5 lbs?

A) I don't use public restrooms...it goes against my way of the indoor ninja.
B) I have a wife.
C) When all else fails I drag it up the side of the bed and lay down.

 

[Bear Country]

Lots of beauties on RIU. Where were you ladies before I was married? Granted my wife is beautiful and amazing, but you know how guys are...we always wonder if the taco's better at the other truck, even when we loves the taco we have.

I second that......and third it right away!!!! My gal....shes easy on ol Bear......she ignor's half the shit I do and doesnt pay attention to the other half....LOL

 

[Miss.Rabbit]

A) I don't use public restrooms...it goes against my way of the indoor ninja.
B) I have a wife.
C) When all else fails I drag it up the side of the bed and lay down.

**winner**

 

[slightlytoasted]

A) I don't use public restrooms...it goes against my way of the indoor ninja.
B) I have a wife.
C) When all else fails I drag it up the side of the bed and lay down.

Thought for sure there was gonna be a winch and pulley joke in there somewhere.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

We shall see- I've got a fine speciMan here who I'm gonna try my luck with in a minute. It is 9am after all !!

put that morning wood to use. lol

 

[Perfextionist420]

Sure, but how big were you before? Cardio, dancing, these are things I am apparently not supposed to do, along with jogging/running, swimming, lifting more than 5 pounds or turning while I lift said 5 pounds.

They put a lot of restrictions out there, but I really am tired of listening to them, LOL

Most I ever weighed was 165, right now I'm 155 all muscle

 

[Bear Country]

We shall see- I've got a fine speciMan here who I'm gonna try my luck with in a minute. It is 9am after all !!

Sorry but just gots to say it....you ladies just get me Horney as all hell.....Son of a ***** mmmmm mmmmmmm lol

 

[Orithil]

Thought for sure there was gonna be a winch and pulley joke in there somewhere.

Nah, that cable chafes, you know.

 

[Hepheastus420]

"Hereshe reaches up and pulls him in...he struggles a little a first but then, he realizes he can't get away, so he sinks down..."

I'd join this orgy.. but giggles keeps looking at me

 

[Perfextionist420]

We shall see- I've got a fine speciMan here who I'm gonna try my luck with in a minute. It is 9am after all !!

you know how to wake him up

 

[Orithil]

Most I ever weighed was 165, right now I'm 155 all muscle

I'm laughing, I shouldn't be but I am. I've thrown guys bigger than you across lunchrooms.

 

[kinetic]

I'd join this orgy.. but giggles keeps looking at me

If he's giving you the guy nod it's ok, if he's smiling like a creeper and winking you may want to stay on the other side of the room

 

[Perfextionist420]

I'm laughing, I shouldn't be but I am. I've thrown guys bigger than you across lunchrooms.

I'm not big by any means I'm all lean muscle I was a soccer player for 11 years

 

[Orithil]

If he's giving you the guy nod it's ok, if he's smiling like a creeper and winking you may want to stay on the other side of the room

Every look Giggles gives is a creeper look, but in that "I'd wax your car for a taste" kind of creeper, not the tie you up in the basement and forget to feed you kind.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

He said "No"

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Every look Giggles gives is a creeper look, but in that "I'd wax your car for a taste" kind of creeper, not the tie you up in the basement and forget to feed you kind.

you're funny bro

 

[slightlytoasted]

Nah, that cable chafes, you know.

Thats why i switched to DirectTV.

 

[Orithil]

I'm not big by any means I'm all lean muscle I was a soccer player for 11 years

That's cool dude, I was an indy wrestler for 7 years, but when you get injured and can't work it...well, let's just say I'm a lot softer in the middle than I used to be.

 

[Perfextionist420]

He said "No"

everywhere there is a beautiful woman there is someone tired..