Moving to the US

minnesmoker

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you guys need to do a little more than surf the net all day. try surfing waves.. talentless twits.

Hey! I do a little more than surf the web all day! I shag a couple times a day, I eat at least once a day. I go get rolling papers and cigarettes sometimes... Oh, and I smoke copious amounts of Molta.
 

minnesmoker

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I got sized for my white linen "dandy" suit last summer. I'll be calling the order into the haberdashery next check (and, I can get my straight razor sharpened again! I hate not being able to shave.) I already have the ultimate "high hat*" It's a nice little white oblong derby. Now, I gotta find some white Stacy Adams wing-tips...

*I put it on when I get high, and forget about it, wind up going through the day, until I run outta buzz, wearing it.

I'm running out of medals...
Could you spare a knighthood, than? I just started looking into expatriating to Morocco, and the knighthood should offset the prison record!
 

Sunbiz1

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It's always been a dream of ours to move to the US. i have a trade so i have something to offer but would love to no weather i would be let in with a criminal record.
Anyone know the ins and outs of the visa's and stuff.
Isn't this how the country of Australia was founded?.
 

minnesmoker

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kinetic again.

You're the one that tried to encourage him to move to the US. LoL :bigjoint::bigjoint:
 

Sunbiz1

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And the U.S. (shhh, don't tell anyone that this country was populated by people sentenced to colonial exile by the crown!)
The thread title caught my interest. I was born and raised in the US, but have lived abroad...and abroad is better. This of course is entirely dependent upon which country, but my experience dictates the U.S. is certainly not a great place for immigration these days. I would much rather reside in a country that pays you what you are *truly worth, such is not the case in the U.S. The debt based economy of the US cannot be overcome by most.
 

Major Malarky

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  • no. I do a little more than surf the web all day! I shag a couple times a day, I eat at least once a day. I go get rolling papers and cigarettes sometimes... Oh, and I smoke copious amounts of Molta. lol​




 

Major Malarky

Active Member
I got sized for my white linen "dandy" suit last summer. I'll be calling the order into the haberdashery next check (and, I can get my straight razor sharpened again! I hate not being able to shave.) I already have the ultimate "high hat*" It's a nice little white oblong derby. Now, I gotta find some white Stacy Adams wing-tips...

*I put it on when I get high, and forget about it, wind up going through the day, until I run outta buzz, wearing it.



Could you spare a knighthood, than? I just started looking into expatriating to Morocco, and the knighthood should offset the prison record!
tut tut i expected better off you... i'll give an F for fail
 
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