Major Malarky
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Bloody good show old chum. i had fun... there are some witty people out there lol
Moving to the US
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WeedKillsBrainCells
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It was the thought of someone criticizing your country even politely that made you all come out the woodwork
BarnBuster
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Whew, saved by the bell....Well I will let you off then, just this once though it must never happen againI had you on my vip list and almost took you off, but I read your apology in the nick of time (more brit humor). So we will start again you can teach me some of your language and I will teach you some of mine. Oh and i'm to much of of a lady to beat you, and infact if you were a rented mule i'd be extra nice to you us brits love our animals. friends again okay
BarnBuster
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It's all in good fun (or should be) Life is good today, Granny left me off the hook. She's promising English lessons for punishment? Not quite sure what that means but.....
Major Malarky
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hahaha well your half way there. just remember wen saying bath try pronounce it like barth. unless your a northerner but thats a hole different curriculum.
BarnBuster
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Closet patriots?It was the thought of someone criticizing your country even politely that made you all come out the woodwork
Rawrb
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I hear you on that one. I've lived in the north all my life and still cant understand some Geordies
Stillbuzzin
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I have a question? Bashing each others country does what???Maybe I just dont understand. Americans have their ways Brits have theirs and so on. No one is acomplising anything to put another country down.
Major Malarky
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some 1 close the thread before i start letting rip again...
kinetic
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You're absolutely correct, besides America already kicked their ass and the British military does whatever we say. I could see where the Brits would be sour still. My brit friends and I always pick on each other about shit. Our fatness, their teeth, etc.
kinetic
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Except all the paid vacations they get and slower pace of life and health care, and good wine plus fresh food.
minnesmoker
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133 posts, you've been on here for like 3 days. You know this is a pot forum, not a meth forum, right?
As to countries. They are all straight shit. Don't fool yourself. America isn't great, Neither's the UK, or France, Germany, China, Japan, etc. The trick is finding a place that suits you, surrounding yourself with locals of like mind, and not giving a fuck what the government wants, until they come knocking, and then it's time to bugger out the hidden exit and find a new country to call home.
kelly4
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But, you're surrounded by French people. LOL
BarnBuster
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uh ohhh.. here comes round 2. I thought you guys defused bombs......
minnesmoker
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Reminds me of why I won't go to New York City, it's FULL of New Yorkers.
Major Malarky
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are you insinuating i'm some sort of meth addict.? if so trolls even brighter than you. Another grotty rat poking it's head out of it's dingy hide out trying to be clever
minnesmoker
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I was indeed implying you may have been imbibing methamphetamine, to come up with your disjointed and horribly written posts. Trolling? Nah, I was giving you a little shit, a bit of brevity in the thread, after the pages of hostility (Of which, unfortunately, I also added to.) That was instead of just quoting your post and correcting your raping of the English language. I would have thought that some little tosser who most definitely ate the meat to get the pudding would have a better grasp on Her Majesty's English.
Fuckin' yobs
Major Malarky
Active Member
Another 1 that has to much time on his hands.
minnesmoker
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Fixed it for clarity.
I'm sorry. I feel absolutely guilt ridden and so embarrassed for my wanton disregard for your feelings. Wanna kiss and make up?