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minnesmoker

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kinetic said:
I assume I get a hair trim out of the deal. It's finally gotten to be eye length but it's getting a bit unruley. lol
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I had to slash the mane last year, death of a family member. I'm at that awkward stage where my hair looks like a cross between an English ska musician, and Dexter.

And, Sunni. Yeah, whatever. Tease all you want; I'll just burn another one. ;-)
 
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minnesmoker

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dirtsurfr said:
Thats cheating LOL :)
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Nah, different area codes, and country codes. It's just vacation fun... :bigjoint:

I don't really like the blonde 5'4"-5'7" "wholesome midwest girl meets California sin" look. Something about that dime-a-dozen look just makes big daddy say "pass on it." I like dark, exotic, beautiful, multilingual, long flowing hair, no worry about whether that booty looks big (Of course it does! Why you think I'm drooling, as I stare?)
 
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kinetic

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Long story shortened.

Yesterday I'm out walking with my daughter in the downtown part of my city. Gonna grab a sandwhich. Line was too long. So we circle the block a few times. 1st we walk past young 20 somethings,male and female, adult convo is being had, the word schlong is used. No problem, I know where I am, I expect it. I over hear when we're a bit away "nice, now she's going to say daddy whats a schlong?" THey laugh, I kinda chuckle and keep walking. 2nd time around same dude just says 'schlong'. No context, just saying so my 2 year old can hear it. Fuck now I'm pissed. 3rd time no line so we go in. I stop at at their table and say. "watch out there's the guy that likes to say nasty words in front of little girls." They all start laughing. I continue, "I wouldn't leave that guy alone with my kids in the future if I were any of you. Seems like a fucked up thing to try and plant in my daughters mind." They all stopped laughing, mouths dropped, as I go in I hear one of the girls telling the dude that he was wrong to say it the second time. Douche bag, I wanted to kick him in his teeth.
 
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kinetic said:
Long story shortened.

Yesterday I'm out walking with my daughter in the downtown part of my city. Gonna grab a sandwhich. Line was too long. So we circle the block a few times. 1st we walk past young 20 somethings,male and female, adult convo is being had, the word schlong is used. No problem, I know where I am, I expect it. I over hear when we're a bit away "nice, now she's going to say daddy whats a schlong?" THey laugh, I kinda chuckle and keep walking. 2nd time around same dude just says 'schlong'. No context, just saying so my 2 year old can hear it. Fuck Onow I'm pissed. 3rd time no line so we go in. I stop at at their table and say. "watch out there's the guy that likes to say nasty words in front of little girls." They all start laughing. I continue, "I wouldn't leave that guy alone with my kids in future if I were any of you. Seems like a fucked up thing to try and plant in my daughters mind." They all stopped laughing, mouths dropped, as I go in I hear one of the girls telling the dude that he was wrong to say it the second time. Douche bag, I wanted to kick him in his teeth.
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Good dad story, no violence either.
 
see4

see4

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minnesmoker said:
Nah, different area codes, and country codes. It's just vacation fun... :bigjoint:

I don't really like the blonde 5'4"-5'7" "wholesome midwest girl meets California sin" look. Something about that dime-a-dozen look just makes big daddy say "pass on it." I like dark, exotic, beautiful, multilingual, long flowing hair, no worry about whether that booty looks big (Of course it does! Why you think I'm drooling, as I stare?)
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I have a group of girls that you might be interested in. They come from Brazil and Colombia. They are as hot as can be.
 
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minnesmoker

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see4 said:
I have a group of girls that you might be interested in. They come from Brazil and Colombia. They are as hot as can be.
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How much you lettin' em go for???

I remember the one time I hooked up with a woman in Boston. She was from South America, and was as relieved as I, that there were no southie accents in the room! LoL
 
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see4

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minnesmoker said:
How much you lettin' em go for???

I remember the one time I hooked up with a woman in Boston. She was from South America, and was as relieved as I, that there were no southie accents in the room! LoL
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there are 4 single girls, 3 colombian, 1 brazilian... we chill as a group every so often.. good times. i love salsa. but i love big boobies and big asses more!
 
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minnesmoker

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see4 said:
there are 4 single girls, 3 colombian, 1 brazilian... we chill as a group every so often.. good times. i love salsa. but i love big boobies and big asses more!
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The only thing I don't love about Colombian and Brazilian women are how quick they are to anger. Any chica that's quicker to the knife than I am is scary.

The boss lady shocked me the other night, when the popo knocked. I had my knife in my hand as I got outta bed, when she walked out, she had three things on: A look of rage, a small blanket, and my straight razor. So sexy, so scary.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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I used to date a beautiful puerto rican girl, huge boobs. She would cut you oh yes she would. She once broke my acoustic guitar over my head and shoulders.
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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minnesmoker said:
The only thing I don't love about Colombian and Brazilian women are how quick they are to anger. Any chica that's quicker to the knife than I am is scary.

The boss lady shocked me the other night, when the popo knocked. I had my knife in my hand as I got outta bed, when she walked out, she had three things on: A look of rage, a small blanket, and my straight razor. So sexy, so scary.
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Pictures PLEASE!!:)
 
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