What women want...

[tip top toker]

well ill tell you want i DONT want.

fucking stupid ex bf asking me for a blow job wtf is that HELL no

Can't blame him

 

[sunni]

shitty but

haha , beggers are funny . .right . .silver linning to the grossness of the user's of the world

yes he couldnt have been more nonchalant about it too

"youre still the best"
"at what?"
"blow jobs come give me one"
"uh no"

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

ha

wow the delusion, is strong with him, i bet he thought you were russian

 

[UncleBuck]

yes he couldnt have been more nonchalant about it too

"youre still the best"
"at what?"
"blow jobs come give me one"
"uh no"

he's doing it totally wrong.

 

[sunni]

LOL I pick up real wining boyfriends trust me
one stole my dog, and all my furniture in my house,

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

no no, luck of the draw, or bad luck, but also law of percentages your % for a great one must be going up

 

[match box]

Back when I was young you would always walk on her right side so that you are able to draw your sword to defend your fair lady.

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

thats indecent exposure now buddy, and where did you have to play swords to defend your honor sounds a little latentlly bromanceish or an excuse to cross streams

never cross the streams- egon

 

[match box]

Hay sunni some times ya have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.

 

[sunni]

Hay sunni some times ya have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.

aweuhhhhhhhh thats adorable

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

what men want

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and yes it involves legos

 

[tip top toker]

Back when I was young you would always walk on her right side so that you are able to draw your sword to defend your fair lady.

And that's why we drive on the left! We have class.

 

[Fenian Brotherhood]

Why is it men don't understand these things about women?

My list in no particular order:

Most women want to look good at all times? Or at least look good to you? Tell us. If you think we are not at our best it behooves you to lie.

When our hair is messy, tell us.

If our perfume is too much, tell us.

If our mascara is smudges, tell us-this one is important.

If we have something in our teeth, tell us.

If we have camel toe, tell us. Guys this one is a big one too.

If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.

If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.

Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.

If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something. You expect us to fetch for you, so ask us what we want.

Brush your teeth after you eat anything with onions or garlic. Especially if you want some...

Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.

So what if I make more than you do, get over it and yes, you are still buying dinner. How much would you pay to get laid anyway.

Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.

If we say someone makes us uncomfortable it is code for, please watch out for me and make me feel safe. We will pay you back in so many ways-get the hint.

If you are driving through a bad neighborhood (even though we told you we didn't want to go) don't drive next to the curb.

If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand.

If your dick is small, make up for it in other ways. Work harder or it will be a one night stand.

Eat pussy like you mean it.

We might be a little wild in bed (or other places), but your friends don't need to know it.

If we are screamers, enjoy it. You'll smile when you remember it-I promise.

For those of us that haven't had children, yes, we know it's tight. If you tell your friends guess what? Believe me on this one, they'll want some too.

Your dog doesn't need to be in the bedroom. A 3-some isn't cool.

Clean your bathroom.

Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.

Remember our name. Using dear, honey, doesn't really cut it.

More later...

1) Yes, I Know.
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2) Okay.
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3) Will do.
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4) Alright.
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5) Defiantly.
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6) Only if it's in public. I like looking.
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7) Same Goes for you.
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Perfect. Same Page.
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9) I love Cleaning.
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10) Certainly.
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11) That Goes for you too.
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12) Yes you have, But you look DAMN GOOD FAT!!
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13) Prostitution? Zero
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14) I do. And I Am.
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15) I Do This Anyways.
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16) LOL priceless.
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17) Not Diggin The One night Stands.
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1 Never had that problem.
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19) Oh I will!
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20) Fuck them.
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21) Sexy.
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22) SAME GOES TO YOU!! (Not the tight part though)
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23) I Concur.
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24) it's clean.
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25) Doubtful.
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26) Understood.
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MY TURN!!

Not all Women Are the Same. Just Like all men are not the same. Half of these things would not be on the Top 10!! Things a WOMAN would ask for. But I respect the weird?? Requets.

 

[hereshegrows]

Women want to bleed you dry emotionally, mentally, financially and physically.

After they have manipulated you into a shell of the man you once were, they show you off like a trophy. Look what I killed everybody! His spirit!


God damn whores.

I sincerely hope you find someone one day who will change your mind about that. Life is too short to think that way for very long. When I think back to the guys who have used me or didn't treat me well, I don't hold a grudge against them. I just feel sorry for them that they function on such a low level in life. I think I will always be better off than them no matter how much they cost me. No one can take who you are as a person away from you and in my mind, that's what's most important, all the rest is just stuff. I had an ex who ran my credit card up 7Gs before I blocked him...he never paid back one cent. I don't hate him and I still talk to him on occasion. People like him will never get ahead, they will just flounder through life. When someone has wronged me, as much as it blows at the time, I won't let anyone or anything sour me. I refuse to be anything but happy and that is a choice. I could make a list of all the wrongs that I've been served up in my life but why do that...it's just water off a ducks back to me. All females aren't just out for themselves, just as all males aren't either. I think just best to leave those that are selfish alone in their misery and hope they figure it out one day.

 

[Perfextionist420]

well ill tell you want i DONT want.

fucking stupid ex bf asking me for a blow job wtf is that HELL no

yeah whats his problem doesn't he know you're taken

 

[dirtyho1968]

well ill tell you want i DONT want.

fucking stupid ex bf asking me for a blow job wtf is that HELL no

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to ask. Hell, it's worked for me in the past.

 

[potpimp]

How many men and women call you pussy-whipped? Honestly, you act like you're God's gift to woman. You're not. " it's an act of WORSHIP" Really? You worship pussy? I think you talk a good game trying to appeal to the ladies on the forum, but in an actual face-to-face encounter, you come off as a little creepy. "I know it sounds like bragging" Yeah, it does.

I've never been called "pussy whipped" or "creepy" in my life. I was giving my observations about women and FACTS, things that I've actually done; that's not bragging. I could care less about what you think; I'm the one with the experiences; you're just one of the millions of losers that think they are "lovers" just because you have a dick. Here I am trying to give insight into something that is obviously a huge mystery to you, because if you had it figured out, you would be in agreement with me. You've never seen me in a face to face encounter so your point is moot. Out of all the stuff I posted for your benefit and all you can do is bust my balls trying to read between the lines. Classic troll.

 

[Milovan]

I refuse to be anything but happy and that is a choice. I think just best to leave those that are selfish alone in their misery and hope they figure it out one day.

I agree and I believe there are two types of people in this world,
those that are chasing pleasure and those that are running from pain.

 

[Red1966]

I've never been called "pussy whipped" or "creepy" in my life. I was giving my observations about women and FACTS, things that I've actually done; that's not bragging. I could care less about what you think; I'm the one with the experiences; you're just one of the millions of losers that think they are "lovers" just because you have a dick. Here I am trying to give insight into something that is obviously a huge mystery to you, because if you had it figured out, you would be in agreement with me. You've never seen me in a face to face encounter so your point is moot. Out of all the stuff I posted for your benefit and all you can do is bust my balls trying to read between the lines. Classic troll.

You were just called pussy whipped and creepy, and I'll bet its not the first time. You have no idea who I am or my experiences, yet you think you know all about me and/or my sexual abilities. Classic egomania. Pretending you're posting for our benefit while you're just puffing up your own ego is just sad. You really think we're supposed to be grateful you "blessed" us with your "pearls of wisdom"? Do you really think you can come here and convince us you're Don Juan? If you're such a gift to women, why are you not out with a female on Friday or Saturday nights? Enuff said.

 

[potpimp]

You know what you can do red; I don't even have to say it. You'll never be taller by standing on the shoulders of giants. You're jealous because I have the goods and you will always be clueless; that's how clueless morons treat those that truly know. And you're a troll and I'm done with feeding you.