What women want...

[Red1966]

No, the joke is between your legs. And I'm not the one with a fucking doll as my avatar, pedoperv.

You been looking at my penis, perv? Your avatar is a pink semi-retarded nerd. What does that say about you?

 

[potpimp]

6ohMax...your avatar is the shit bro, look at spongebobs face...lmfao!

no man can really know what his women wants unless they tell you. i hate when women make you play the guessing game. every man has heard this from his lady "if you dont know then im not gonna tell you" ok i get it, most times that happens the guy already fucked up and should probably know whats up...but sometimes guys have no idea, not cuz we're ignorant, we just think like men (rational and logically)...lol, jk

No, that's a young, inexperienced guy talking. The main reason I posted such long posts was to inform other guys to **pay attention** to her body language; that way you won't have to ask noob questions like a teenager. Most of the time it's like I can read a woman's mind. That only comes from experience.

 

[6ohMax]

Reading a females mind???


Aint nobody got time fo that

 

[potpimp]

LMAO!!! It's like second nature when you know how.

 

[Figong]

Why is it men don't understand these things about women?

My list in no particular order:

Most women want to look good at all times? Or at least look good to you? Tell us. If you think we are not at our best it behooves you to lie.

When our hair is messy, tell us.

Or alternatively use a mirror.

If our perfume is too much, tell us.

If you smell like a French whorehouse, you shouldn't need to be told this.

If our mascara is smudges, tell us-this one is important.

Again, the mirror - modern marvel of technology

If we have something in our teeth, tell us.

This I would do.

If we have camel toe, tell us. Guys this one is a big one too.

Why? Guys love to see the reactions from other guys when they spot it.

If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.

Why ignore it? Is that due to the fart smelling like roses? It it's gonna clear a room, claim it!

If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.

Cool, if you don't like the ex, then smile.

Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.

At least you realize it's my house...

If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something. You expect us to fetch for you, so ask us what we want.

Blanket statement with no basis as you don't know 95%+ of the forum on any level like that.

Brush your teeth after you eat anything with onions or garlic. Especially if you want some...

Or just brush your teeth in general after you eat to avoid plaque issues? Hell of an idea if you ask me.

Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.

If you've gained weight, you've gained weight. If you ask me if the dress makes you look fat, I'd give the safe answer of "Would you like some wine?"

So what if I make more than you do, get over it and yes, you are still buying dinner. How much would you pay to get laid anyway.

This was a good laugh to me, I wouldn't be buying dinner because it was an order.. I'd do it because I wanted to and chose to. Don't like it? You know where the door is.

Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.

So in the same block of text you say to open doors to look like a gentleman, whether you are or not... you're laying down retarded shit about having to be told to use a mirror?

If we say someone makes us uncomfortable it is code for, please watch out for me and make me feel safe. We will pay you back in so many ways-get the hint.

Guys don't take hints generally, and many need to be hit with the brick o' knowledge to get the point across. Try that, it'll go much further.

If you are driving through a bad neighborhood (even though we told you we didn't want to go) don't drive next to the curb.

Good idea, let's drive down the middle of the road so we get hit or pulled over on being suspected of DUI.

If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand.

Cool, but what if she's an amazon bodybuilder? Protection of assets is key if she wants some, assuming it's a one-night stand that she wants.

Eat pussy like you mean it.

This.. has no reply as I am laughing so hard I have tears and can't see the screen.

We might be a little wild in bed (or other places), but your friends don't need to know it.

Why not? Guys talk like women do, we just know that the guys won't make stupidass comments in front of friends to expose the conversations like -some- women do.

For those of us that haven't had children, yes, we know it's tight. If you tell your friends guess what? Believe me on this one, they'll want some too.

This goes back to guys discussing things that don't get discussed out of the circle of close guy friends.

Your dog doesn't need to be in the bedroom. A 3-some isn't cool.

Assuming you have issues focusing with a dog laying there, you're not getting done well enough - that should be the last thing on your mind.

Clean your bathroom.

I am getting the impression you're bitching about some guy that we have no idea about, and this is completely one-sided. The pattern demonstrated is quite amazing.

Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.

If you have to worry about that, there's no trust in the relationship.. and guess what? Without trust, there's no building block for anything else.

Remember our name. Using dear, honey, doesn't really cut it.

Yes, it does cut it - it's a term of endearment and making demands over something as simple as pet names in a relationship will have you as one of two things.. a 1-night stand, or very lonely.

I think that about summarizes my thoughts with the filter removed.

Fi-

 

[6ohMax]

again, i dont have time for that

I have been married 10 yrs... if i cant figure my wife out, i tell her to get in the kitchen LOL

 

[Figong]

No, that's a young, inexperienced guy talking. The main reason I posted such long posts was to inform other guys to **pay attention** to her body language; that way you won't have to ask noob questions like a teenager. Most of the time it's like I can read a woman's mind. That only comes from experience.

Agreed, and studying psych and analysis of body language of microexpressions.

 

[timlang420]

No, that's a young, inexperienced guy talking. The main reason I posted such long posts was to inform other guys to **pay attention** to her body language; that way you won't have to ask noob questions like a teenager. Most of the time it's like I can read a woman's mind. That only comes from experience.

dude, you dont know me so dont assume to (calling me an inexperienced guy?). im sure youve done research and learned a bunch of shit through books....good for you. i was making a joke. in fact the joke i was making wasnt even sexual, which is the only thing you seem to comment on. the thread isnt what women want sexually...and sitting here writing those long posts doesnt make anyone think you're a pimp, "potpimp", its actually off putting to see a giant post in a thread like this, suggesting you know everything. i havent posted anything about you cuz im a cool guy but your posts where you say shit like, "its almost like i can read their mind" makes you seem like an ass, not an expert. im no noob and i dont act like a teenager. im surprised no females have commented about your user name, seeing how guys referring to themselves as "pimps" are the problem i was talking about in my earlier post.

 

[potpimp]

If a guy has to ask "how does that feel?", he's inexperienced. My username has nothing to do with pimping or sex; I've been here over 5 years and you've just joined so chill. At least I didn't use my name.

 

[Red1966]

But he's God's gift to women, don't ya know?

 

[Red1966]

If you've gained weight, you've gained weight. If you ask me if the dress makes you look fat, I'd give the safe answer of "Would you like some wine?"

So telling them that it's their huge ass that makes them look fat would be wrong?

 

[Figong]

So telling them that it's their huge ass that makes them look fat would be wrong?

Not wrong.. as that's perception - the mention of wine would be a major deflection to avoid conflict over stupid shit.

 

[timlang420]

If a guy has to ask "how does that feel?", he's inexperienced. My username has nothing to do with pimping or sex; I've been here over 5 years and you've just joined so chill. At least I didn't use my name.

see and you dont even know what you're talking about. i wasnt talking about asking a girl whats wrong when your having sex...if you gotta ask whats wrong when you're having sex than your def doing it wrong. im talking about regular everyday shit, like when you pick up your girl from work and the whole night she's pissy. you ask whats wrong and she gives you that "if you dont know then im not gonna tell you" line. then, after a long argument, she tells you shes pissed because you didnt comment on her new haircut or something...thats what i was talking about. not like you fucking and shes got a sad look on her face, so you stop and ask what wrong...wtf? if thats ever happened to someone then they probably felt like a douche, and rightfully so. "how does that feel" is not something you ask, its something you see. if i could read a womans mind thats what i'd use it for...to find out what i did to make her mad, lol.

also, thats not my full name..er..thats not my name...

and if the pimp in your user name does not refer to sex with women than i owe you an apology for assuming.

 

[potpimp]

So telling them that it's their huge ass that makes them look fat would be wrong?

Absolutely not; women WANT you to tell them the truth. If that dress makes her ass look big, man up and be proactive and say so; she will thank you for it.

see and you dont even know what you're talking about. i wasnt talking about asking a girl whats wrong when your having sex...if you gotta ask whats wrong when you're having sex than your def doing it wrong. im talking about regular everyday shit, like when you pick up your girl from work and the whole night she's pissy. you ask whats wrong and she gives you that "if you dont know then im not gonna tell you" line. then, after a long argument, she tells you shes pissed because you didnt comment on her new haircut or something...thats what i was talking about. not like you fucking and shes got a sad look on her face, so you stop and ask what wrong...wtf? if thats ever happened to someone then they probably felt like a douche, and rightfully so. "how does that feel" is not something you ask, its something you see. if i could read a womans mind thats what i'd use it for...to find out what i did to make her mad, lol.

also, thats not my full name..er..thats not my name...

and if the pimp in your user name does not refer to sex with women than i owe you an apology for assuming.

No problem and my apology to you for not understanding you were not talking about sex.

 

[sunni]

honestly if i ask my guy if i look good i just wanna know honestly if i look good to him, i dont take his opinion into style or anything into matter of the mind cause, lets be real hahaha

 

[timlang420]

honestly if i ask my guy if i look good i just wanna know honestly if i look good to him, i dont take his opinion into style or anything into matter of the mind cause, lets be real hahaha

for you im sure thats true, but not all ladies are like that. thats why i agree its easy to figure women out in some cases but not in other. lots of times it shouldnt matter if you like the way their specific dress or jeans, or whatever, looks because they like the way it looks. being honest is good but knowing when to be supportive is another admirable trait. if it makes them look ridiculous then def tell them, but if its just a matter of opinion then there's an art to knowing when to bring something up and when to accept your mate for who they are. honestly men and women shouldnt get mad when they have disagreements, those disagreements may be indicators of differences in opinion, which may mean a bad relationship. having a good relationship outside of the bedroom is also important to the relationship in the bedroom, they go hand in hand. although, i have been with girls that i couldnt stand at the bar but i would marry in the bedroom.

 

[jhod58vw]

honestly if i ask my guy if i look good i just wanna know honestly if i look good to him, i dont take his opinion into style or anything into matter of the mind cause, lets be real hahaha

Oh Sunni if those are truly your pic of you on your profile. You got nothing to worry about. That's super sexy a girl ripping the bong.

 

[UncleBuck]

So telling them that it's their huge ass that makes them look fat would be wrong?

kinda sounds like you are speaking from experience.

 

[Kite High]

just love her with your whole heart and soul and make sure she knows its true by your actions....through this you will find the true bliss of love...making her pleased happy content safe and feeling like the queen of the world will make her love you back 10 fold...its reciprocal and the better she feels the better you feel...it has no limit so keep going higher and higher with her ....I know this from experience

See the higher you lift her the higher it lifts you because you are no longer I me mine...you are we us ours

 

[timlang420]

Aint nobody got time fo that

[video=youtube;zGxwbhkDjZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zGxwbhkDjZM[/video]

sounds like sweet brown wants a new place to live...and new shoes..."aint nobody got time fo that!"

where's the female perspective? i cant tell for sure but it seems like its been a bunch of dudes (arguing), with female comments sprinkled in...