The Drunk Thread!

hereshegrows

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yea but its not the monetary value , i was trying to earn the respect of the higher ups
Oh, well, let me tell you a story. I started at this job once and it was my fist day. I wore a nice long skirt and thought I was looking good. I went too the lunch room not knowing anyone in there and sat and had my lunch. I didn't realize I had pulled the chair legs in on the bottom of my skirt...so when I went to push my chair back to stand up, my stupid skirt pulled right over my hips and I was left standing in lunch room of new co-workers in my panties...I think I turned purple. :oops: and I wanted to cry. I know your pain.
 

TalonToker

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I was looking to put away a case tonight. Looks like about 16 or 17 is as far as I'm going to make it. Oh well, I tried. I expect to quit for an extended period after tonight.

No regrets, though. Not even.:smile:

[video=youtube;3UIojGDIBvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIojGDIBvI[/video]
 

RyanTheRhino

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Oh, well, let me tell you a story. I started at this job once and it was my fist day. I wore a nice long skirt and thought I was looking good. I went too the lunch room not knowing anyone in there and sat and had my lunch. I didn't realize I had pulled the chair legs in on the bottom of my skirt...so when I went to push my chair back to stand up, my stupid skirt pulled right over my hips and I was left standing in lunch room of new co-workers in my panties...I think I turned purple. :oops: and I wanted to cry. I know your pain.

well you were sexy about it lol....no mercy here
 

TalonToker

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I think I'll finish off that case tonight.
I'm out of smoke, but I cheated and cut a bud off of one of my plants that has about another week to go before being ready to chop.
Should be a pretty chill evening.
Anyone else having a beverage tonight?

[video=youtube;KnBgsofm2l0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBgsofm2l0[/video]
 

ClaytonBigsby

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^^^^^^^LOL


I got fired at a company Christmas party when I was 21. Alcohol and company Christmas parties are a bad mix. You always have the Summer picnic.
 

sunni

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Staff member
^^^^^^^LOL


I got fired at a company Christmas party when I was 21. Alcohol and company Christmas parties are a bad mix. You always have the Summer picnic.
ill grab 1 glass of wine and nurse it the entire night while everyone makes asses of themselves.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Great plan Sunni. If I start drinking, I have a hard time stopping. Being Native doesn't help. I'm like Bruce Willis when he gets drunk in Blind Date. Not pretty.
 

Big Trees

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My favorite is to get hammered and walk around in a penguin costume. I gave two guys directions at a gas station like that once
 

gioua

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[video=youtube;ZRAr354usf8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAr354usf8[/video]'


am I the only drinker today?
 
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