The UK Growers Thread!

moggggys said:
307 oz ?????????

should have vegged it more lol
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3.7, nah it was my fault nippin buds off when i had nowt, would have bashed 5 i think if greedy guts wasnt around :o

75 day vegg i think, couldav went 100 days veggin dont realy count veggin just watch the height.
 
MrSkyhighatrist said:
I've smoked nearly 70 joints in 6 days, wishing I'd have made it stretch now got nowt left at all for 5 weeks.

anyone remember Billy's hash? Lol
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daily routine when i had my harvest, wake smoke rest of last nights joint, roll another watch the news, roll another smoke it at the park after picking up bottle of lucozade orange, roll another after i smoked the one on the bench, get home smoke the prerolled, roll another get my shit sorted ie get on my pc, smoke all day, roll another go to park smoke joint, roll another for hom, get home smoke another joint, by now its about 4pm. so roll another smoke it, have dinner, roll another smoke it, tea at 7pm smoke a joint with cuppa, roll another for going to park with my dog, smoke it at the park bench, roll another get home smoke it, sit and smoke another doobers before waking with half of the other nights on in my ashtray, and start over.
 
you're a jock, ergo tighter than a gnats chuff lol. just fuckin with ya,

i generally am put off by the expensive stuff the landlord gets in then he explains why it's so pricey. this stuff was actually 4 quid cheaper than it was meant to be, he's more into beer than profit. it's a sharer size bottle 660 mls. after 3 points of 7.2 tempest brewco's brave new world i was steaming. left my keys n coat at a mates house on the way home. missus went berzerk cos i was sposed to be making tea n i rocked up at half 8 -9 o clock then had to ask her to let me in the fuckin door.... reet dozy bollock i am some times.
 
Don Gin and Ton said:
you're a jock, ergo tighter than a gnats chuff lol. just fuckin with ya,

i generally am put off by the expensive stuff the landlord gets in then he explains why it's so pricey. this stuff was actually 4 quid cheaper than it was meant to be, he's more into beer than profit. it's a sharer size bottle 660 mls. after 3 points of 7.2 tempest brewco's brave new world i was steaming. left my keys n coat at a mates house on the way home. missus went berzerk cos i was sposed to be making tea n i rocked up at half 8 -9 o clock then had to ask her to let me in the fuckin door.... reet dozy bollock i am some times.
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i done the exact same thing 2 weeks ago, but nobody was home, so i had to walk 2 miles to get my keys, fuckin awsome how u just dont give a fuck when ur drunk, ended up staying at my aunties, 2 minues from where i left my keys. lost 20 fags aswell that night, bought em just before i went out, crushed up packet with a bus ticket in it was wat was left.
 
Don Gin and Ton said:
you're a jock, ergo tighter than a gnats chuff lol. just fuckin with ya,

i generally am put off by the expensive stuff the landlord gets in then he explains why it's so pricey. this stuff was actually 4 quid cheaper than it was meant to be, he's more into beer than profit. it's a sharer size bottle 660 mls. after 3 points of 7.2 tempest brewco's brave new world i was steaming. left my keys n coat at a mates house on the way home. missus went berzerk cos i was sposed to be making tea n i rocked up at half 8 -9 o clock then had to ask her to let me in the fuckin door.... reet dozy bollock i am some times.
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Got it ...does the job on less volume..value fer money then
 
iiKode said:
i done the exact same thing 2 weeks ago, but nobody was home, so i had to walk 2 miles to get my keys, fuckin awsome how u just dont give a fuck when ur drunk, ended up staying at my aunties, 2 minues from where i left my keys. lost 20 fags aswell that night, bought em just before i went out, crushed up packet with a bus ticket in it was wat was left.
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aye, i've to go and get them today. and probably cycle the couple miles as the wallet has the card and bus pass in it....

needed the blow out. i've had a rough week.

missus just got up n came doon the stair, said 'just checking your alive' then went back to bed. there's a full un opened can of stella on the coffee able and 2 more in the fridge, that's how pissed i was...
 
an enuf of the fukin granny stabbing ginger haired porridge munky, im from the south mus seem like fukin Africa to yous coal stuffin monkey hangers :)
 
indikat said:
Got it ...does the job on less volume..value fer money then
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tempest clocks at £6 a pint. so £38 bar spend in total, could been worse i spose. i could have blown that and had 10 pints of kronenberg instead, enjoyed it less.

I had to speak to the brewery in kelso to get the tempest on the bar haha i love my local. characters and crack are fuckin great. the bar lad was watching the last of the tempest dribble into a half for my gaffer n it was just under the line so gave him it for nowt.
 
indikat said:
an enuf of the fukin granny stabbing ginger haired porridge munky, im from the south mus seem like fukin Africa to yous coal stuffin monkey hangers :)
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oooooooompfffft hahaha coal stuffing monkey hangers haha coal from newcastle fair do but monkey hangers is hartlepool. a good 60 odd mile away ya shandy drinking soft southern shite.
 
Don Gin and Ton said:
oooooooompfffft hahaha coal stuffing monkey hangers haha coal from newcastle fair do but monkey hangers is hartlepool. a good 60 odd mile away ya shandy drinking soft southern shite.
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yeah man fort that was the footie team yous always lovin Hartlepool, fukin ell went out fer beer there one night fukin Neanderthal is no the wurd, nice ladies tho...um beer goggles a must
 
ha shandy down ere is stronga than your beer ya gannin doon tha toon head, last time I wus up ur way I sobered up on tha beer an straightened out on tha weed pmsl
 
fuckit think am gonna get some outdoor seeds, gonna try an get them oot by 1st june, need to hurry up, my money situation is dire, need somthing to keep me goin, anyone think some crop soil will do the job for an easy sativa, or purple maroc, maybe autos? i cant carry water and fertalizer up there, suppose i could drag a bag of soil up there, need to hurry up, just been outside warm as a fucker, suns shinin good do some plants good.
 
NUFC til i die me man. the fuckin irony... we have something like the 6th best attendance in the whole of europe yet were scraping to stay up, even with our international bunch of frogs.

i've not been to hartlepool i'll bet my arse the toon's much better for going out though hahaha
 
missus an kids back today, my lazy stoned drunken face stuffing week means I look quite different to wen she left a week ago, I hope she digs the new me
 
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