WTF Penis Enlargement... Not Spam

[NietzscheKeen]

I love gizmodo.com. They often have interesting and amusing inventions. I found this today and thought "how the hell does THIS thing work"? So I clicked the link and was horrified at what I saw. LOL, it's really worth sharing in my opinion. Let me know what you think:

This is the Gizmodo page talking about the MOS Power Assist: http://gizmodo.com/039503/mos-power-assist

Here are the exercises you do with this contraption: http://www.mattersofsize.com/Power_Assist.html
(edit: Holy Hell, they have videos too... Yikes! He's been good to me so far, so I don't really want to put him through that. I'd be afraid he would stop working after a few weeks of that abuse, lol.)

I found this YEARS ago, but still think it is hilariously wrong, lol. A sex toy for dogs:
http://hotdollfordog.com/
http://gizmodo.com/5324695/sex-doll-for-dogs-is-finally-a-reality
http://gizmodo.com/253334/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs

I thought this might be appropriate for the Sexuality forum... as opposed to toke n talk.

 

[lerellion]

Wrong on so many levels...can't wait to show my wife she is going to howl.........

 

[cannabineer]

It is amazing the lengths to which some guys will go. cn

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

thank you good sir, i needed a laugh.

 

[psilocybindude]

Rofl those exercise demonstration pic's are so fucking funny...

 

[NietzscheKeen]

Rofl those exercise demonstration pic's are so fucking funny...

Did you watch the videos? lol

 

[brotherjericho]

Penis wrench?

 

[MrStickyScissors]

My penis works Fine. Its a take it or leave it Type of deal tho

 

[cannabineer]

This thread is proof! It's slowly getting longer. cn

 

[psilocybindude]

Did you watch the videos? lol

No i didnt lol...

 

[tyler.durden]

This thread is proof! It's slowly getting longer. cn

Understanding it's appeal is getting harder...

 

[cannabineer]

Understanding it's appeal is getting harder...

We can work on it together and really make it stand out. cn

 

[NietzscheKeen]

I'd be afraid my dick would stop working after putting it through all that. It's been good to me so far, you don't treat friends like that. Ya know?

 

[cannabineer]

I'd be afraid my dick would stop working after putting it through all that. It's been good to me so far, you don't treat friends like that. Ya know?

What does not kill it, NK. cn

 

[tyler.durden]

We can work on it together and really make it stand out. cn

I don't know, I could see things getting pretty hairy. On the other hand, we may have a ball...

 

[tyler.durden]

I'd be afraid my dick would stop working after putting it through all that. It's been good to me so far, you don't treat friends like that. Ya know?

I don't know, I let my girl Fistina beat my buddy almost daily and he always comes back for more...

 

[NietzscheKeen]

What does not kill it, NK. cn

Actually, it's "What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."
Twilight of the Idols, Maxims and Arrows, F. Nietzsche

lol

 

[NietzscheKeen]

I don't know, I let my girl Fistina beat my buddy almost daily and he always comes back for more...

Glutton for punishment... LMAO

 

[NietzscheKeen]

But then again one could also say "If a temple is to be erected, a temple must be destroyed."
On the Genealogy of Morality, F. Nietzsche

Take that how you will. But I will admit... I've never looked at Nietzsche through a penis paradigm before, lol.

 

[tyler.durden]

Glutton for punishment... LMAO

Yeah, he's a dick...