horny and angry

[bobtokes]

i was on the floor for half an hour laughing at this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-999-to-complain-about-prostitutes-looks.html

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Headline for people who wont click the link.

Man dials 999 to complain about prostitutes looks.

Too funny, guy's saying she has breached the sale of goods act (uk law)

 

[guy incognito]

is 999 the uk equivalent to americas 911?

 

[dr.gonzo1]

is 999 the uk equivalent to americas 911?

Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

I love it!

 

[curious2garden]

Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

Ok if they then stripped I'm in. Unfortunately until then I want me some men with guns LOL

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

Hookers in the uk(call girls) have the most atrocious accents, i would pay them to be quiet.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Ok if they then stripped I'm in. Unfortunately until then I want me some men with guns LOL

Nah, we use sarcasm as a deterent here. Guns are for farmers.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Hookers in the uk(call girls) have the most atrocious accents, i would pay them to be quiet.

Scheme/estate accents can be rather rough on the ear.lol

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I drove KK down a dodgy back street today and as uusual it was full of a multitude of fluorescent Lycra clad whores everywhere. About 12-18 in a 40 metre road!! Only 4pm in the afternoon so I can't imagine what it's like at night. It's legal here though. If the 'profession' was based on looks none of them would get work!

 

[Granny weed]

Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

And about 5hrs after the incident.

 

[TokaLot]

i was on the floor for half an hour laughing at this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-999-to-complain-about-prostitutes-looks.html

That shit is funny i would send a officer out and tell the officer to say that the girl is gorgeous and make the dude still pay cause he is a total dumbass lmao!