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Far_Beyond_Driven

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ok just so you know im high as fuck right now and about 10 min ago i was chillin in my truck in my college parking lot smokin a bong and then all of a sudden a cop comes rollin around the fuckin corner right when i let out a huge ass hit and the whole fuckin truck is full of smoke and he pulls up right past my spot and stops and just sits there....I was like FUCK and threw the bong beyind my seat and rolled down the window and grabbed my cigarettes and then broke the first one i pulled out then i waited like 2 minutes then got out and started walking and he drove off right when i got behind him. and right now im scared as hell walking across the parking lot and then when i get to the school i see he has parked on the damn side walk and was getting out... I was lke GotDamn and started like speed walkin and tried not to look back then i got to my class and everyone had went to lab so i closed the blinds and waited for him to walk by but he never did but after like 1min i went to lab Now im scared as FUCK and i dont know what to do. WHat the fuck should i do!!! their probably waiting at my truck but if there not i will get a DUI if they stop me when im driving. Fuck it im running to Virginia
 
TillthedayiDIE420

TillthedayiDIE420

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I would Seriously hate living in the usa... in canada if they see you toking... they pull up and say a usual quote "what cha smoking, sure smells good" or this one time me and 3 friends were blzing in this culdisac and a cop pulls up....
Roll's down the window and says "have you guys been smoking joints in here?"
My buddy who was driving politley responds " no officer we havent been smoking joints in here... we were hitting my parashoot"
and he thinks a while and says " Oh, well do you have eny other drugs in the car?"
Hands him a bag with .5 in it "this is the last of our weed Officer"
Officer says " ok, well since you guys have been Honest im going to let you go with a warning"

EVERYtime it's basicly like that, ive only been handcuffed once for it then released in 10 mins... that was infront of my school...lol

If your 70% honest the cops take the weed for themselfs here... Unless its a dick cop who thinks he is in USA...
 
mr_issues

mr_issues

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LMAO... Thats funny. I've had that happen to me when I lived in Washington... It ain't going to happen here in Arkansas tho... :(

TillthedayiDIE420 said:
I would Seriously hate living in the usa... in canada if they see you toking... they pull up and say a usual quote "what cha smoking, sure smells good" or this one time me and 3 friends were blzing in this culdisac and a cop pulls up....
Roll's down the window and says "have you guys been smoking joints in here?"
My buddy who was driving politley responds " no officer we havent been smoking joints in here... we were hitting my parashoot"
and he thinks a while and says " Oh, well do you have eny other drugs in the car?"
Hands him a bag with .5 in it "this is the last of our weed Officer"
Officer says " ok, well since you guys have been Honest im going to let you go with a warning"

EVERYtime it's basicly like that, ive only been handcuffed once for it then released in 10 mins... that was infront of my school...lol

If your 70% honest the cops take the weed for themselfs here... Unless its a dick cop who thinks he is in USA...
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midgradeindasouth

midgradeindasouth

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Farbeyonddriven
LOL super noid.
I heard that.
If I was you I would not travel with paraphenalia.
I would just find better weed.
good kind keeps me toasted 3-4 hours. Some better shit I can still have a buz off of a bowl pack 6 hours later.
Where I live they probally would have called back up and surrounded the car. When they actually seen you hitting a bong,pipe,blunt,jont or anything suspiscious.
Besides If I did that with some kind. When I rolled down the window you would smell the ish 10-15 ft away.
LOL.
Oh to be young and carefree.
I recall doing similar things about 10yrs ago but now no way.
 
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Far_Beyond_Driven

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I am never smoking in my vehicle again. as soon as i left school there was a cop car waiting in a parking lot and of course he pulls right out behind me and im like what the fuck im going 30 in a 35 then he throws on his blue lights and im like shit, my truck smells like chronic and my eyes are red as fuck. Then he comes up and says i pulled you b/c you have expired tags. and when he asks me for my license and registration i give it to him and he doesnt say anything then goes and gets in his car then another patrol car comes flyin into the parkin lot and pulls up right next to the other pig....so basically im like damn its over, im going to jail. then he says heres a warning for your tags have a good day.:hump: i was very happy. Till another cop passes me and turns around and pulls out to follow me but i peeled it into a food lion and waited for him to pass. :blsmoke:
 
Biggietalls

Biggietalls

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that's funny cuz I got pulled over the other day for speeding going 58 in a 35
when i passed the he immediatly turned around soo i pulled up into a parking lot and just waited for him he pulls up and ask me to get outta my truck and give him my license at the moment i thought i was fucked had a joint in my hand and a bowl in my center consle soo i get out kneel down to his passenger window hand him my license and all he does is give me a written warning and my license back and said slow down..........he didnt even check my registraion or see if i had any insurance (which i don't) hell he didnt even turn his lights on or get out of his car......laziest cop ever
 
rickhighly420

rickhighly420

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Biggietalls said:
that's funny cuz I got pulled over the other day for speeding going 58 in a 35
when i passed the he immediatly turned around soo i pulled up into a parking lot and just waited for him he pulls up and ask me to get outta my truck and give him my license at the moment i thought i was fucked had a joint in my hand and a bowl in my center consle soo i get out kneel down to his passenger window hand him my license and all he does is give me a written warning and my license back and said slow down..........he didnt even check my registraion or see if i had any insurance (which i don't) hell he didnt even turn his lights on or get out of his car......laziest cop ever
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Laziest cop ever..... those are the ones we love! I've been/seen others get let off just cause the cops are too lazy to fill out the ticket and shit... but some will try to fuck you over in every way possible... :evil:
 
1freezy

1freezy

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Far_Beyond_Driven said:
I am never smoking in my vehicle again. as soon as i left school there was a cop car waiting in a parking lot and of course he pulls right out behind me and im like what the fuck im going 30 in a 35 then he throws on his blue lights and im like shit, my truck smells like chronic and my eyes are red as fuck. Then he comes up and says i pulled you b/c you have expired tags. and when he asks me for my license and registration i give it to him and he doesnt say anything then goes and gets in his car then another patrol car comes flyin into the parkin lot and pulls up right next to the other pig....so basically im like damn its over, im going to jail. then he says heres a warning for your tags have a good day.:hump: i was very happy. Till another cop passes me and turns around and pulls out to follow me but i peeled it into a food lion and waited for him to pass. :blsmoke:
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That has happened to me a few times. Where they know im smoking I think they figure they can scare you so like you said your not smoking in your car any more.
 
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