Marijuana Myth Busters

Lemon king said:
well i for one dont use extra co2 and have fuckin huge buds, so it can be done without.

i have considered what you have wrote because you mentioned that you were parroting uncle b, who i have noticed in my time here is an extremly knowledgeable man and a COMMERCIAL grower.

what we need is for people like uncle b and the rest of the emerald triangle to lay it down on the line for us, i struggle to see why he continues to try to educate even though you can see his words go right out the window.

maybe what you are saying is right, but untill people like uncle b and the rest of the commercial growers, who grow constantly huge buds and really understand the plant, tell us exactly what to do so we dont have to listen to the hydro store shit , we are fucked and all we can do is watch the secrets of the growing elite drip out one by one and take that 5,10,15 year learning curve for ourselves.

best bit of advice i have heard in ages

uncle B said "treat your weed plants, like your tomato plants".
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Theres 2 uncle B's bud, the nice one and the nasty one :D ben and buck, which are you referring too?

https://www.rollitup.org/members/uncle-ben-46130.html

https://www.rollitup.org/members/unclebuck-251367.html
 
Impman said:
I sure don't know anyone on here personally. I don't tell anyone I grow. NO ONE. thank you for confirming I am retarded. You should be about done with this thread then, ya? I mean, its 'retarded' right?
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Well we are "anyone" and your claiming to be a grower on here? Or have you not claimed that yet? If not you have no flipping place calling people non growers (especially after they have provided proof), that just makes you the biggest joke of all. You run your fool mouth like you do too much and now your in a corner where your saying you dont grow but yet your trying to "enlighten" people on these forums? To be you!! :roll:

Also thanks for calling yourself a noob earlier, saved me from having to waste a word..
 
OK ok, I get it now...I smoked a fatty and figured it out...Impman comes on here and starts shit for fun, and then runs and hides to let the shit get stirred by everyone else, and then he'll come back with some more crap that doesn't make sense and call people trolls and.....fuck why didn't I think of that, I'm mad now :wall:
 
TWS said:
Ok then I do. Only if uncle Ben is nice. lol. We all knew who was referred to.
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Sorry I qouted YOU man, I don't remember exactly what it was you said, but it made me wonder if newbs here reading would realize there are two UB's, so I wanted that cleared up.;-)
 
RIKNSTEIN said:
OK ok, I get it now...I smoked a fatty and figured it out...Impman comes on here and starts shit for fun, and then runs and hides to let the shit get stirred by everyone else, and then he'll come back with some more crap that doesn't make sense and call people trolls and.....fuck why didn't I think of that, I'm mad now :wall:
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Slowpoke.....;-)
I know you didn't ride the short bus.
 
Bakatare666 said:
Sorry I qouted YOU man, I don't remember exactly what it was you said, but it made me wonder if newbs here reading would realize there are two UB's, so I wanted that cleared up.;-)
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Another case of short term memory loss my friend...lol, and damn I thought Uncle Ben just grew rice :hump:
 
[video=youtube_share;J-SkpTZKTS4]http://youtu.be/J-SkpTZKTS4[/video]

Well hell, we may aswell just all sing along! Haha.. lmao! ;)
J/k
 
To further clear up the Uncle Ben Vs. Uncle Buck, let me explain it this way:

Uncle Ben gets it on with Ms Kim the Rice Queen [he's trying to convert her]
Uncle Buck would never Fukk Aunt J'mima cause that would be racist...
Uncle Buck's got his eye on Ms Kim shee sew fine...
Uncle Buck needs a seamstress, cause he's gettin so fat...
Uncle Ben will help you, if you are not an idiot...
If you try to reason with Uncle Buck, you're an idiot...
That about does it.... Oh ya, one last thing…
One of us three still thinks OJ was not guilty....
 
Damn Im getting smoked on this thread! LOL! It should just be the Roast of Impman. Thank you to all my haters for showing up and keeping this thread ALIVE and THRIVIN'. No doubt that at least a couple new growers will learn from this thread and start researching UncleBen or even better, pick up a PLANT SCIENCE book. Marijuana Science = Gypsy Grow Shops sellin' snake oil, hustlers, and cheap pimps like ED and Jorge selling picture books and lets not leave out the hustlers running 'medical' clubs and selling weed for exactly the same STREET PRICE it was 10 years ago.
 
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