The UK Growers Thread!

[imcjayt]

well i phoned him up.....asked for some nitrogen.....sed yer got some in......so went to shop n he gave me that......cos me 8 sqid i think.....he didnt have that canna nitrogen in shop sold out.......so he gave me that to try......

So ive gotta ask......if it was obvious to you that the twat didnt have a clue what he was on about why did you follow hos reccomendation n buy the peroxide?

 

[newuserlol]

ok lads.....cheers.....lol newuser.....just didnt want me grow fbukin up in last 5 weeks.....would rather ask and sound like noob thay have me girls fbuk up.......lol......and my fairys will be sprinklin there fairy dust in 5 weeks.....

im only having a laugh mate, its just a common one for new growers that u see posted, some of them are close to tears bout there few yellow leaves lol

rest of your room dont look N def so go easy with all the new N nutes your plannig on giving them.

 

[imcjayt]

well tbh now im just going to stik with the grow....n fuk that h2o2o2o2o2o2o bollox off......

im only having a laugh mate, its just a common one for new growers that u see posted, some of them are close to tears bout there few yellow leaves lol

rest of your room dont look N def so go easy with all the new N nutes your plannig on giving them.

 

[iiKode]

peroxide for N def, you gotta be kidding me right, i dont know what that stuff is but surley ur not growing "organic" like u said before if ur adding that shit

u are growing organic right? get a base nute for grow and add that, or the shit yorkie was talkin about

 

[imcjayt]

yer tbh i did think that but i thort hey he works in grow shop he knows his shit.......obv not.....yer ill het a bottle of canna n to keep buy me.....

peroxide for N def, you gotta be kidding me right, i dont know what that stuff is but surley ur not growing "organic" like u said before if ur adding that shit

u are growing organic right? get a base nute for grow and add that, or the shit yorkie was talkin about

 

[iiKode]

i remember back in the day when i knew fuck all, i had a yellow leaf i was shitting it, went online to find out what it was N def, so went got some grow nutes fed it, sat and waited for the leaf to turn green again ffs LOL

back in the day with me windowsill male

 

[imcjayt]

ah man tbh i do feel like a dik....but hey we all went thru the noob stage i guess....take me hat off 2 u guys tho.......

 

[The Yorkshireman]

well i phoned him up.....asked for some nitrogen.....sed yer got some in......so went to shop n he gave me that......cos me 8 sqid i think.....he didnt have that canna nitrogen in shop sold out.......so he gave me that to try......

So the old guy wasted your time by telling you they had some in stock and have you travel to the shop to find out he was wrong, then he gave you some random bottle of chemicals that you know fuck all about for no reason (it's not the Nitrogen you need) and you paid him £8 for the privilege just because.......?

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[Saerimmner]

time for a wander to the jokeshop, cyas all in a bit

 

[iiKode]

So the old guy wasted your time by telling you they had some in stock and have you travel to the shop to find out he was wrong, then he gave you some random bottle of chemicals that you know fuck all about for no reason (it's not the Nitrogen you need) and you paid him £8 for the privilege just because.......?

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thats like a tesco employee advising you to get syrup for your rustlers burger ffs

 

[newuserlol]

FUCK its got a yellow leaf into the bin these too go lmao

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

worthless fella, i'll take it off ya if ya like post it to errrrr second thoughts

 

[IC3M4L3]

sweet just got a s3 for 30 qwid! new lens and thats a 100 qwid profit,,

afternoon bitches.

 

[iiKode]

FUCK its got a yellow leaf into the bin these too go lmao

yep all that bud is worthless now hahahaha, i remember my first thought when i had my windowsill male was some sort of infection lmao

 

[iiKode]

worthless fella, i'll take it off ya if ya like post it to errrrr second thoughts

have a look ont he road, there is those people who for a price will get stuff sent to them then you get it from them, like a dummy house address, think its more for guns and shit, r whats wrong with ur place? too para or what?

i think its under services, but you message em and they will tell you the loacation of the nearest house to you.

not worth it for anything small, but might wanna try it if ur gettin kilos sent to you

 

[imcjayt]

lolol alrite guys nuff with the piss take lol.....(newb to be xpected).....i went to shop n asked for nitrogen......what i needed.....was the old cojja who gave me that.....fbuk it anyways lessen lernt......

 

[newuserlol]

your room looks fine to me imc, dont seem to be any N def on any of the rest the room, i wouldnt worry bout it mate not the odd yellow leaf anyway.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahah fuck that Kode, asking to be ripped off that is.

nowt wrong with my place it's just easier to be at work than at home, just means i'll have to work from home the morning i'm expecting owt.

 

[imcjayt]

yer man not gonna worry now.....just let them finish....

 

[The Yorkshireman]

lolol alrite guys nuff with the piss take lol....was the old cojja who gave me that

It's deserved, you accepted something you didn't need and paid the man. It's not a noob mistake, it's a consumer sheeple mistake.

Selling snow to the Eskimo's ring a bell!?

Personally I would have kicked off at the guy for wasting my time after I took the liberty of phoning beforehand, then have the bare faced cheek to try palm me off with something completely unrelated once I got there.