The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
i mean dont get me wrong i got own buisness house kids witch i worked my bolloks off since age of 15......yer that pays the bills food ect n what not.....but what u got left at end of it...fuk all thats why i started growin.....goes 2words holiday new car whatever.....fuking goverment n what not so fuked up thesedays u have to do somthing illigal to make paper.....
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wats worse is half of it aint even paper jus numers on a screen, right im off for reals now, arrgh this fuckin thread
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mrt1980

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Saerimmner said:
lol thats far too many people knowing mate, when i was growing last the only ppl that knew were me missus, me best mate of 20yrs n the bloke who used to buy me stuff lol
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i got far too many people that know i grow too. my 2 brothers, my sister and her boyfriend. my mrs old man, mother, brother, auntie and cuson. about 12 of my mates and at least 3 of their girlfriends know
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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mrt1980 said:
i got far too many people that know i grow too. my 2 brothers, my sister and her boyfriend. my mrs old man, mother, brother, auntie and cuson. about 12 of my mates and at least 3 of their girlfriends know
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Well i can tell you mate if you THINK its just 25 then the real number is probably closer to 50-60 as in this day n age no-one seems to be able to keep their trap shut

I read in an article posted in one of the yank threads ages back by some criminology lab in the states that for every person that knows you are growing/dealing or whatever your chance of getting busted goes up by between 15-20% per person that knows

so on your maths that means you have increased you chances of being caught by 375-500%
on my math/the more likely scenario you have increased it by 750-1000%
 
samtheman08

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trust no one.... only you guys know when ill be growing thats it no one else needs to know is it worth it.. ive done time for offence unrelated to cannabis changed my ways and keeping out of trouble and shtum cause i tell ya one thing i love my freedom :)
 
mrt1980

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Saerimmner said:
Well i can tell you mate if you THINK its just 25 then the real number is probably closer to 50-60 as in this day n age no-one seems to be able to keep their trap shut

I read in an article posted in one of the yank threads ages back by some criminology lab in the states that for every person that knows you are growing/dealing or whatever your chance of getting busted goes up by between 15-20% per person that knows

so on your maths that means you have increased you chances of being caught by 375-500%
on my math/the more likely scenario you have increased it by 750-1000%
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i know mate. ive told most of them that ive knocked it on the head. i said that i can still get stuff off the bloke that baught my equipment but i doubt they all believed me
 
mrt1980

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i didnt tell all of them. the misstake i made was telling other people i knew were growing. i should have realised if i knew they were growing, they aint the best secret keepers going
 
samtheman08

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mrt1980 said:
i didnt tell all of them. the misstake i made was telling other people i knew were growing. i should have realised if i knew they were growing, they aint the best secret keepers going
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lol its real hard not to say anything as we all real proud of the sexy ladies we grow ..... but on the other hand the law are wankers and i fucking hate them snidey bastards and have learnt to act stupid about growing to my weed grower/dealer lol
 
mrt1980

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samtheman08 said:
lol its real hard not to say anything as we all real proud of the sexy ladies we grow ..... but on the other hand the law are wankers and i fucking hate them snidey bastards and have learnt to act stupid about growing to my weed grower/dealer lol
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its hard to act stupid when they talk a load of shit tho and you know their wrong. when they try saying all the plants need is rain water and then they wounder why the leaves have all gone yellow and they only get an oz or off 3-4 plants. i tell they to get some nutes, and that biobizz is a good organic one if you dont like the sound of chemical nutes but they never liten lol
 
iiKode

iiKode

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jesus, yeah pretending u know fuck all, my mate told me give him some seeds he will grow hyfroponically, this was just theory, i wasnt actully gonna do anything of the sort, anyway starts telling me all this bullshit, like all they need is rain water jus lik u mrt, load of bollox about lights all you need is uv lights? em dont think so stupid, load of other bollox aswell, and im sittin there like yep yep sure realy? then on drying weed aww ffs, apparently you chop it off the plant leave it in a ceriel box for a day and you are done, its smokable, and you use jars to stop the bud shrinking? first time i heard that, then i slipped in a dont you need a certain ph my gran talks about it all the time in her garden i get this, 'wtf is ph gaj' haha hydro wif no ph u aint ic3 baby

ask him the tyupical noob q, how long does it take and how much do you get off a plant

'wel gaj it takes about 6 months and you are lookin at 5-10 oz easy' ffs he dont even know what wattage is, when i asked how big the lights had to be for leccy hahaha, fuckin nippin mysel cuz of that bs

flush your plants, put the shower hose ontop of the soil and leaves it like that for 24 hours, yeah right, fuckin word of mouth is almost as bad as the net

i have a good common sense, but some people are literally to stupid to insult
 
mrt1980

mrt1980

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iiKode said:
jesus, yeah pretending u know fuck all, my mate told me give him some seeds he will grow hyfroponically, this was just theory, i wasnt actully gonna do anything of the sort, anyway starts telling me all this bullshit, like all they need is rain water jus lik u mrt, load of bollox about lights all you need is uv lights? em dont think so stupid, load of other bollox aswell, and im sittin there like yep yep sure realy? then on drying weed aww ffs, apparently you chop it off the plant leave it in a ceriel box for a day and you are done, its smokable, and you use jars to stop the bud shrinking? first time i heard that, then i slipped in a dont you need a certain ph my gran talks about it all the time in her garden i get this, 'wtf is ph gaj' haha hydro wif no ph u aint ic3 baby

ask him the tyupical noob q, how long does it take and how much do you get off a plant

'wel gaj it takes about 6 months and you are lookin at 5-10 oz easy' ffs he dont even know what wattage is, when i asked how big the lights had to be for leccy hahaha, fuckin nippin mysel cuz of that bs
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i knew 5 growers when i started and the only one that knew anything was my dealer and he got sent down about a year ago. i had one boy who grows and 3 that never, ripping into me because i didnt have the inlet pipe coming straight in from outside in the winter. i couldnt explain to him that plants need carbon dioxide and that having the inlet in my room and the outlet going out the vent was the best way because me and the mrs would be giving them more carbon dioxide throught the night, the air temp would be regulated and it would save pumping damp air into the bedroom.

another family member on the mrs side was talking about starting to grow. i showed him my setup and told him if he needed any help to just ask. he first said i wont bother getting my own tent now, ill just buy some seeds and you can grow them for me lmfao. then he borrowed money to get the set up but hes an alchoholic and spent some of it on drink. he asked if i could get cheeper nutes and i said id sell him my canna range for half the price. the boost and rhitzonic were half full and everything else was nearly full. and i chucked in some pots. the second grow he done he was on the phone asking me for more boost because i only gave him half a bottle. he was the one who wanted to go half on seeds so 1 of us had the seeds and the other one had some cuttings off them. all he had to do was keep a prop light on but his retarded son said they wernt getting enough light and put the 600 on. then when they started turning yellow/brown he said they needed more air and he took the dome off. then he moaned to my mrs that i ripped him off and she gave him his cash back. he now running a sativa strain that he thinks will make him more money because it takes longer to flower. he said they need 6 weeks veg and 12 flower. i hope they all turn hermie on him and half his weight is seed the cheeky cunt lol his retard son isnt really retarded hes just a friendless muppet that thinks he knows everything. i still talk to the son and every time i see him he asking about how much can i get per plant. i keep trying to tell him that it depends on strain, conditions, light and space but his next q will be, if i use hydro how much will i get per plant lol
 
Saerimmner

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Can see it being a good day already, been up less than an hour n already seen 8-9 birds walk past the house in bikini tops lol
 
mrt1980

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Saerimmner said:
Can see it being a good day already, been up less than an hour n already seen 8-9 birds walk past the house in bikini tops lol
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i hope we have a good 2 weeks and then go back to being nice and cool. i hate high temps the first week of veg lol. these scrog screens are white and i found they bring the temps down a bit. it was murder the first run with the wilmas. im sure the black made it quite a bit hotter in there
 
Saerimmner

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mrt1980 said:
i hope we have a good 2 weeks and then go back to being nice and cool. i hate high temps the first week of veg lol. these scrog screens are white and i found they bring the temps down a bit. it was murder the first run with the wilmas. im sure the black made it quite a bit hotter in there
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Well they reckon this weekend will be the hottest one of the year :-s
 
mrt1980

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Saerimmner said:
Well they reckon this weekend will be the hottest one of the year :-s
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it dont take much to be tho lmao. its only the first week that i have trouble with. when i get a bit of a canopy going temps fly down. the hottest ive hit this grow is 28 but its usually 26ish. thats the only good thing about the 8"rvk. im thinking of down grading to a 4" or 6" to run air cooled reflectors. the noise is too high with this even with the silencer i got on the end. ive had cops downstairs with it on full blast upstairs. that was a shitty experience. i can add 2 carpet fitters to the list of people that know i grow. i wedged the bedroom door nearly shut with my step ladder. they fitted the carpet on the landing and when they went i had a look and the door was fully open with the ladder on the floor
 
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