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What you think I'm not trampling my crop, face planting on treadmills and adopting lop-sided ravens!! Please........ this is precisely who I am LOL good to meet another derp...
Indagrow
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Transported my ww in 'Sinister' it's a pretty good girth, I was surprised I could fit it in the back seat. So I roll up the windows turn off my dashboard lights and take the faceplate off the radio. Just me the road and a radar detector. Made it one turn before a cop comes by me with the blues on, little bit down the road another. Take a left one more... So im freaking out this point saying this was a bad idea out loud. Ive see three so far in less than a mile, one more goes by and I see the silver lining! Something serious is going on and I'm going to the opposite side of town alllllright. Smooth sailing till the next door dog at the spot losses its voice box letting everyone know it hears something, and the neighbors don't even shut it up.. They are a whole different issue haha here she is in the new local, and the whip on the way over.. Pissah Wicked dahk piks kids
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joe macclennan
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man, i've set plenty of curb forms. slow and tedious work.
You are so lucky, thank god!
On the rare occasions in my youth when I had to transport for a short trip here's what I did. Garbage bags with potato peels and chicken guts (particularly nasty), fish heads and entrails are better but harder to come by. Then set them in the sun for a couple days..
Bag the plant and place all garbage strategically around it so they will hit the garbage anyway they go for the plant. I've never had a cop open more than one and I'm ALWAYS chipper and happy and stupid and encourage them to search with gleeful abandon (seriously even if I was going to the pokey it was gonna be a hysterical show watching then dig through the stank). So I figured it was win/win either way.
Pre-flight your vehicle prior to driving. When I was going to 'drive' my car I always did a walk around like I do on my planes. I'd make sure every fluid was topped off and there would be no under carriage leaks giving a trail. Check all my lights and signals. Oh and for the males let me state this baldly don't play gas chicken at this time...... no you don't need to see how far the fucking vehicle can go on fumes now! (sorry). Make sure your tires have no leaks. I'd fill them to the pressure I needed them at for the drive the night before and take their pressure again at bag drag time.
Oh one other thing I always made sure the tires I used were a very 'popular' brand in my specific area.
Drive the speed limit or just 2-4 over it, never poke about slowly or startle when you see a cop, smile.
Remember on the streets you are driving a car not submarine there is no silent running. The cops don't NEED PC to stop you they spend all their academy days learning how to sincerely fake PC. So don't hand them your ass on a silver platter unless you liked that hemorrhoid?
LOL ..... Anyway good luck and keep the stories coming I LOVE THEM!
kinetic
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Speaking of cars I miss my old Stratus sometimes, lots of good times in that car. In the trunk behind the felt were three plastic wing nuts. These allowed the whole back light assembly to come off. Hypothetically you could place a qp of mushrooms in those. In the arm rest between passenger and driver the top came up for strorage. If you put your hand up/fngers in and up towards the top you could stash a quarter of ganja. Not found on a search before, so it was good for a minute anyway!
Morning random jibbers
Morning random jibbers
A dodge? You miss a dodge........................ Your first name wouldn't be Al? LOL ....
kinetic
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Yes, I had lots of good adventures in that Dodge. Woodstock '99 was fun just to get to in that car. Now if I'm choosing I don't drive anything but a subaru, the car seat is in the other car though.
ROFLMAO!! You are just to school for cool arenchya
ASMALLVOICE
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Too funny,
When I was about 14, a friend of mine who was a couple of years older than me, had a 69 Plymouth Belvedere ( 4dr), baby shit green w/ baby shit green interior, man, that old 318 would roll that boat down the highway, with 2 kids as jacked up as a football bat on whatever we could get ahold of...lol, good times indeed, even managed to get a couple of chics to get in it from time to time and party down.
Makes this old man wish for younger days....naw, not really
Peace
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Indagrow
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I put all my lights in myself so you know there is a Switch I hit and allllll the lights go off fucking batman status flat black heavy tint coming right at ya, blown through many a toll booth like this.. Dark knight style.
glad last night went off without a hitch ill take a better pic of the new location today..l made a floral arrangement around it, adding to the property value haha
glad last night went off without a hitch ill take a better pic of the new location today..l made a floral arrangement around it, adding to the property value haha
Whoa!! That is very cool
I am glad you've got this all thought out!So what tech do you use to mask your heat sig from the chopper? I could never figure that one out?
Indagrow
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Side note completely unrelated.. I have this Sunday off and it's supposed to be nice.. I already have a black tarp and my system installed.. I'm putting the tarp in the back of the truck, filling it up with water and hitting the beach early.. Let it bask in the sun and as we sober up ill be bump on beats vibrating the water like in Jurassic park, the ladies should love it.... Who wants to come?